Be christian youth counselor

>be christian youth counselor
>atheist
Times you were the Joker, Sup Forums?

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I mean if by joker you mean your a joke of a person op you fit the bill perfectly enjoy you miserable little pety existance knowing you will always be laught at instead of laught whit

>your
>you
>pety
>existance
>laught
>whit
wow

>offer others purpose
>have no purpose
>when the joke's on you

Led my platoon in prayer in basic training, just said a bunch of shit to pander to them, they loved it and had me do it a few more times, I'm secretly the gayest mother fucker there and hate Christian's

I was a prayer leader in my dorm at a Christian University and even led some loser to Christ, all the while fucking, smoking and drinking like there was no tomorrow, and by tomorrow I mean afterlife. I became an atheist at that school, ironically because of the hypocrisy I witnessed in Christianity. Nobody else apparently worried the sky fairy was watching when they did stuff, why should I?

Well you know what atleast im not gay like you does it feel good to be an incel oh did I hit a nerve i doubt it the only nerve you got is the nerve to call me you out you simple minded prolapse mudd butt tranny as homolord of hell

How do you do that?

I'm not very good at lying to people so while I could probably fake it at a normal job, I couldn't fake giving advice.

Not OP, but man, work on your grammar. At least to make post on Sup Forums readable. Nobody's going to take you seriously otherwise.

Not Op, also married. Just surprised how fucked up you are.
Sort your thoughts, you're a mess, nigger.

Christians have no purpose either, for the same reason who caused God? The Bible goes silent regarding eternity beyond you'll either spend it in eternal torment or in heaven praising God nonstop. Both would get boring eventually and the whole "eternity" thing is such a long time that it devolves into nonsense to claim it. The big bang and no god is more valid because at least there's some scientific evidence to support it.

Yeah your married whit another man you homosexual faggot Ill let you know I have 6 ar15 whit bullets filled up to empty them all inside your rectum I be you like getting fuck in the ass on the regular so it wont feel much compared to the big homongus dongs your used to craming up your granny rig ass

He did say he was gay so...yeah he enjoys gay sex that's how these things work. You sound kind of repressed "my lady doth protest too much" and all that. You also sound like an undereducated moron, typical of homophobes.

this isn't about me, but someone else who was in my class.
>be
>go to private christian school
>have 3 gay people in a class of 12
>mfw 25% of the class is queer, in a christian fucking school
>they all come out as being faggots literally on the actual night just right after graduating and crossing the stage
>they post on their social media (one had fucking 5,000 friends/followers) that "they are GAY CHRISTIAN MALES"
>GAY
>CHRISTIAN
>MALES
>mfw

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>Ill let you know I have 6 ar15
lol, you sound like a butthurt liberal
go home little guy. You're drunk.

>He did say he was gay so.
Hey i did not, fuck you, buddy

typical heterophobes, calling anyone who doesn't like to get a pink sock and contract MRSA a homophobe.

You're falling into the common fallacy being religious somehow makes you less likely to be gay. Nope, 3-5% of the population is gay and always has been. The difference is at a Christian school they are forced to hide their true selves.

>granny ass rig
My granny can beat you up

You're shitty life probably pointed more kids to God than you'll ever know.

He was responding to the prayer guy in the platoon, dufus.

The only good homo is dead homo I let you know another fact faggot Im good at fist figthing aswell but I wont waste my time whit you ,you clearly have the gays and want my fist all over your body but dont worry friend I got a way of disposing of you and it has a name its name is hasakamurenoishisan Whit my blade ill tear your up in 10000 molecules

It's amazing that you think his life is shitty just because he doesn't believe in god

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

As if it's typical to graphically describe the way another person enjoys gay sex to them, as if they don't already know, while taking care to mention they would like to empty the magazines of 6 high powered rifles into his butt. Fuck off you inbred moron.

wrong, he replied to my post, galaxy brain

Nicee one...Elon Musky..

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>there is no purpose in life without religion
imagine being this dumb

>Sign says Do Not Enter
>Went in anyway
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

You clearly spend a lot of your tiny mental capacity thinking about gay people and how much you "hate" them.

and now i don't believe in jesus for shit like this, and believe only in the God of the Old Testament, instead.
>jesus: you can do anything cause i died, even be a faggot
>God of Old Testament: *destroys whole city, and later one of His own tribes for faggotry* and says "it is abomination".

idk about you, but killing faggots on a mass scale with no mercy is badass to me. The God that everyone hates wins.

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so u did anything with this, or r u just being a faggot to spite yourself?

i think he was commenting on how they still identify as christian even after coming out, which does seem pretty dumb.

It sure can be fun leading the sheep off a cliff. I used to do this sort of thing often but have changed now a bit to helping people understand just how stupid they are. More work but sometimes you come across people that are just to dumb to see how stupid they are. Those are fun to play with still.

So... You're a Jew then. Good. This site loves Jews. You'll fit right in, newfag.

My mental capcity is way beyoned your existance you air breather I am a fucking God and as a god you will respect me for You owe me your existance bow down to me for I shall place my balls ontop of your head and Knight you as my cum bucket you fucking minus 1 chromosome inbreed corn bread eating shit spread imbecile

Very epic

Not necessarily. There's a small but growing opinion that gay bashing in the Bible was for their culture, not ours. The Bible also says getting married after divorce is adultery. How many Christians care about that?

You're right about one thing. I do breathe air.

It was for building themselves as a group. That's pretty obvious if you hate or love gays.

Do you breathe braps?

For hating gays so much you do spend a strange amount of effort writing out very gay mental pictures.

Its not the air that you breath in the abouth the air you breat out your a fucking cancer to humanity all you do is polute my world whit your shit breathe But dont worry you patethic incel ill let you breath in down the pipe of my 12 gage shotgun clearing you foul mouth of your shit breath replacing it whit good old american black powder killing you in and instance as you world goes in black

I don't know what that is.

Have you orgasmed yet? One more post should get you there.

Imagine Hillary Clinton sharting on your face

This

it just seems like the benevolent ruler of all time and space would be a little bit... bigger than that, you know? killing off a bunch of people because they were different from the majority seems kind of petty, doesn't it?

>The Bible also says getting married after divorce is adultery

King David married a woman who was abused by her husband after her husband dies, this is not adultery.
Later King David had sex with a woman WHILE she was married, this is adultery.

maybe read the book you're talking about?

I'm still relatively young and don't have a granny or shit fetish.

lmao faggot

Ya figure? All religion is a tool of control, nothing more. The founding fathers of America and those who forced the absolute monarchies of Europe into democracy knew this all too well.

The only orgasm Im gonna feel is the orgasm your moms gonna have when I undo my pants and penetrate her so hard your genes are gonna feel it THATS RIGHT IM GONNA FUCK YOUR MOM AND MAKE HERE CUM im gonna Impregnate her whit the seed of a real man unlike your father who clearly failed her when he made you ,our son will be like baby jesus ridding this world of sin while you op well you still be the same looser you always was

Some people grow up and stop needing the approval of their parents. Some people don't, and when the parents eventually die, they look for the approval of Big Space Imaginary Daddy

It was implied, idiot. Obviously you can't be faulted for remarrying after your spouse dies.

My mom's dead, so...

He's not meant to be understood by everyone. anyone who has read the Bible knows that God can also hate, just as much as He can love.
>"God loved Jacob, and hated Esau" (jacob's own brother)
>God also judges based on what is in your heart
and
>"whatever proceedeth from the mouth, is from the heart"
so, maybe Esau said/though some naughty things about God. only He knows.

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You could be

totally agree with you there. i was speaking hypothetically, as if any and all religion weren't bullshit.
it's rare to find someone who hasn't fallen for the 'america is a christian nation' meme, rarer still to see one who apparently believes in a god on top of that.

Do you believe in omniscience

Sampson also got divorced and remarried, God did not mark this adultery.
you call me the idiot but you're talking about a book you haven't opened?

oi vey!

>want my fist all up inside your body

ftfy

that would mean that we're all pawns of an amoral torturer, if there was any rational reason to believe your deity (or indeed any deity) exists. i therefor consider it a fortunate thing that there is no such rational reason.

Treated a female coworker like absolute dogshit for basically half a year. Turned it all around in the end by saying that I did it because I care about all people but express it in peculiar ways, and legit giving her life advice. Ended up drunk as all hell in a bar with her and a few others, having smoked more cigs in an hour than I'd do a day explaining Confucian and Buddhist philosophy to her in between flashbacks from our time working together. Was like a fucking bad trip. 8/10 would relive.

so you openly admit that your god is not a benevolent entity. do you consider yourself morally superior to those who don't believe the same things you do, or just lucky? you're kind of a dick, either way.

I'm referring to explicit teaching of Jesus in Matthew 5:32. I went to Christian Schools K+12 + 4. Not sure why you're challenging me with stupid points.

Bible lack consistency

shhh, don't say that, they've built up their whole lives around that! you'll hurt their feelings.

if you read my previous posts like then you would understand i don't believe in jesus (the new testament. so what makes you think i would take into account what matthew says?) because it contradicts the REAL God (old testament).
i went to christian school too, and got straight A's. the kids would constantly have questions about the contradictions of jesus' teachings compared to God's teachings such as
>God says Lucifer is the Morning Star (OT)
>jesus says he, himself, is the Morning Star (NT)

nigga what??! he is literally saying he is lucifer, the fallen angel who is going to the deepest point in hell to be covered in maggots.

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I don't give a shit about any religion, let alone the old testament just because you think it gives you license to hate gay people. Why are you in this site which is teeming with gay porn and worse if you hate gays so much?

Why do you think the old testament is more valid than the new? A literal reading of it is more fantastical and schizophrenic than the new testament barring revelations.

i hated gay people right when i was knew what gay people did (put their dicks in butts of men).
it was, and is, a natural hate.
and i could ask you the same shit, why you in this life if you hate God, the one who gave life, so much?

You'd have to prove the existence of your specific deity

that's because you haven't been given the previously required wisdom to understand it in the first place. it's just like any other book, a literal reading of a quantum physics textbook is more fantastical and schizophrenic to someone who is uneducated on the basic knowledge required to understand their more advanced knowledge.
people who don't believe God are so unsteadfast in their beliefs that their weapon of their argument is always pointed back to their faces.
kek

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That implies a certainty of origins which I do not possess and if you do then you are obviously delusional.

>be babysitter
>molest children
>get paid by parents

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thank you for going along with this thread

Lol the bronze age writings are too difficult for unbelievers to understand. So when God made the sun stand still, did he stop the sun from rotating around the black hole at the center of our galaxy, or is it the Earth that actually stood still, which is what would be required for a bronze age tribesman to perceive that the sun was "standing still?"

teach me your arcane homo-fighting techniques

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the fact we are even having this debate
>how do you argue over something that does not exist?

I'd just like to say that the number of trolls trolling trolls in this thread makes my heart smile. A little corner of old Sup Forums lit by incandescent rage and idiocy.

Precisely what knowledge, or wisdom, do you possess that makes you uniquely qualified to speak on what is or is not the word of God? Your morningstar example was embarrassingly surface level, which is why I mentioned it in the first place.

idk, your question is full of a lot pre-made assumptions. i can ask
>when you cook chicken, is it turning white, or is the pink color just leaving?
i'm assuming its color is changing or going somewhere, rather than understanding it could be a chemical reaction that occurs when heat is applied. but even then, i'm throwing out the fact that the chicken can also turn black from being burnt.

Human existence isn't proof of your God by default. It doesn't prove or disprove the existence of any higher being.

>believes in a god
>is a dick

that's quite redundant

>Human existence isn't proof of your GOD by default. It doesn't prove or disprove the existence of any HIGHER BEING.

refer back to: every word you type, you forget what word typed before it seems

>believes in dick

My assumption is that if it's the literal word of God, events would be stated accurately, not as if a bronze age dude wrote it and only pretended it was gods word.

>game thanks me for purchasing it
>it was pirated
CHAOS ENCARNTE

>You're a mess, nigger.
Troll detected. Read the message above. You're a mess, buddy.

>okay, let me just tell you everything i know, be back in a lifetime.

and i'm sorry you're embarrassed (not actually) of seeing a basic example, here are some more:
>NT: follow laws of man; OT: follow ONLY God's Law (for following His law, you are above the law of man)
>NT: jesus says not to get with women; OT: God causes people to procreat (obviously with women)
>NT: God loves everbody!; OT: God loves ONLY His people
>NT: jesus drinks wine; OT: God'sset-apart group of people (nazirites) are NOT to drink alcohol

I think you (you)d the wrong person guy

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This guys is putting out the most quality posts I’ve seen here in years. I absolutely never post but you my man are worth it. You’re special. Stick around please I really truly can’t tell if trolling and it’s good. Thank you.

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I doubt you're over 35 so assuming you started at rigorous study at 15 that's only 20 years of knowledge, all of which you had gain from other sources over time. I would imagine that you could give me something to work with other than your ego.
You missed the point of the surface level thing. I'm saying that you should be bringing up weightier points than some shit a reddit atheist could pull. The entire Bible, old and new testaments are filled with inaccuracies and contradictions. Why does the old testament being first make it correct?

They must have realized they were trolling the dudes on the other side of the office.

He's a troll

>I doubt you're over 35 so assuming you started at rigorous study at 15 that's only 20 years of knowledge
assumptions
on top of that, it is not knowledge-based, it is wisdom-based. knowledge is folly and shame against God's Wisdom, the world was made BY WISDOM (not knowledge). and "the fear of the Lord, is the beginning of wisdom".
>I would imagine that you could give me something to work with other than your ego
okay, as if i work for you
>You missed the point of the surface level thing
you're right, because i don't care about that
>weightier points
this is a relative request. some people think a 140lb woman is fat, and some think a 200lb woman is thin. i don't know what you want.
>The entire Bible, old and new testaments are filled with inaccuracies and contradictions
this is actually true in modern revisions. i'm using points from the earliest translations/editions, which are actually MUCH more cohesive, except the NT. (if you scan an image, then scan an image of the scanned image, it becomes blurry, corrupt, and difficult to see after you keep scanning the newest the image)
>Why does the old testament being first make it correct?
it doesn't