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population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Alexander Ham
year:1712
Dubs decides what we build next
>CIV THREAD
population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Alexander Ham
year:1712
Dubs decides what we build next
Check, Brothel
fill the river with death
A sheep fucker
Gather everyone in the church, board up the doors and windows then set it on fire.
20 foot bbc monument
rolll
They become nazis
rollerino
Chthulu statue on the eastern shore. They await the great old ones return.
Pass Jim Crow laws and make a slums for the black community
roll
reroll
this!
Hitler statue
a port
a bridge to nowhere
Become Hitler of that era.
we build a bridge to nowhere!
population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Alexander Ham
year:1713
A woodcutter's hut
A literal pizza gate
build a central intelligence agency
expand village
Famine kills everyone but 1 person who is rendered sterile from the famine
This
Plague kills everyone but a 5 year old boy
a holy war starts between the two sides of the town
Rolling
kill all non-whites (thank me later)
Winrar
a statue of a pidgeon. just a pidgeon
Indians contaminate the crops and water with poopoo
Villagers get sick
morgue for tb victims
Ritual suicide
4 women have been raped and murdered
population:15
religion: Christian
Leader: Alexander Ham
year:1714
a giant fucking rock crushes the town
Gym (new god is Rich)
Donald Trump hears of the bridge, arrives and campaigns to use funds mpre efficiently, runs for president, wins and errects a 200ft statue of himself
BASED
Immigration increase population
Donald Trump is elected leader!
population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Donald Trump
year:1715
HOLY
now build the damn wall
everyone in the town dies due to the stench of the trump statue
YES
we build a wall!
population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Donald Trump
year:1716
AND MAKE THE BEANERS PAY FOR IT!
Establish a colony outside the wall.
Because of Trump's successful campaign, a Golden Age occurs. A baby boom, multiple houses, facilities, industries are propped up
build a mine
Ok, now the true white people of the world flock to Trumps settlement.
Population swells to 360million whites
Death ray turrets are installed on wall, nothing can approach the wall without being vaporized
Rolling again
Build a hydro dam on that river
every guy dies an ever woman turns lesbians
A sex orgy occurs. Multiple bastards are born and no one knows which child belongs to whom
Rolling
Reroll once for this
trump gets ass raped by Putin
KKK demands to rise up again; donaldo agrees; now there are a bunch of niggers hung around the town
Rolling
reroll
An earthquake rips the town in half
OH SHHIIIIIIT
WINRAR
Within three successful rolls this has become the best civ thread ever.
GARFIELD IS ELECTED SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!
A whorehouse
Youre fucking welcome. I did 2 of 3. Trump and death rays
yes winwar
GARFIELD BECOMES NEW LEADER, USURPING TRUMP DUE TO TRUMP BEING BUSY GETTING ASSRAPED BY PUTIN!
reroll
rolling
i need this reroll
Our town reaches the population of 360million
population:360million
religion: Christian
Leader: Donald Trump
year:1717
75 "libtards" invade from the north, breach the wall, tear down the trump statue and imprison the former town members for worshipping false idols
gay lol
Build nuclear power plant on the river.
WHERE;S MUH DAMN TOWN RIPPING EARTHQUAKE?
Naval ship
Reroll
they build a shipyard and trump sails away
Trump has been rape! the rape causes an earth quake
population:360million
religion: Christian
Leader: Donald Trump
year:1718
one action per round perhaps?
niggers attempt invasion, drown in boats or get hanged
a big, violent orgy happens
l ron hubbard challenges donald trump in a duel
a giant banner is hung on the wall saying
"its okay to be white"
reroll
Trump builds 4 Trump towers and a golden fence above the wall
OP deliver
An ice age happens
reroll for this
Ok, the africans are forced to commit gay sex acts on eachother for our amusment, they all get AIDS and die.
The population has now set in stone that no non whites ever in this settlement
No non christians ever in this settlement and have obtained nukes from some random Ayys that stopped by to high five Trump
...
based
expand map view
mexican ninjas dig under the wall thereby evading the the deathrays that only point outward. they take over the town in the name of the one true god and i do mean allah. trump statue now has a turbin
reroll
Israel invades
People attempt to build a bridge OVER the rift but fail epicly
And Im the same guy that rolled Trump in and rolled the 360million in with death rays.