CIV THREAD

>CIV THREAD
population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Alexander Ham
year:1712

Dubs decides what we build next

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Check, Brothel

fill the river with death

A sheep fucker

Gather everyone in the church, board up the doors and windows then set it on fire.

20 foot bbc monument

rolll

They become nazis

rollerino

Chthulu statue on the eastern shore. They await the great old ones return.

Pass Jim Crow laws and make a slums for the black community

roll

reroll

this!

Hitler statue

a port

a bridge to nowhere

Become Hitler of that era.

we build a bridge to nowhere!
population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Alexander Ham
year:1713

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A woodcutter's hut

A literal pizza gate

build a central intelligence agency

expand village

Famine kills everyone but 1 person who is rendered sterile from the famine

This

Plague kills everyone but a 5 year old boy

a holy war starts between the two sides of the town

Rolling

kill all non-whites (thank me later)

Winrar

a statue of a pidgeon. just a pidgeon

Indians contaminate the crops and water with poopoo
Villagers get sick

morgue for tb victims

Ritual suicide

4 women have been raped and murdered
population:15
religion: Christian
Leader: Alexander Ham
year:1714

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a giant fucking rock crushes the town

Gym (new god is Rich)

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Donald Trump hears of the bridge, arrives and campaigns to use funds mpre efficiently, runs for president, wins and errects a 200ft statue of himself

BASED

Immigration increase population

Donald Trump is elected leader!
population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Donald Trump
year:1715

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HOLY

now build the damn wall

everyone in the town dies due to the stench of the trump statue

YES

we build a wall!
population:16
religion: Christian
Leader: Donald Trump
year:1716

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AND MAKE THE BEANERS PAY FOR IT!

Establish a colony outside the wall.

Because of Trump's successful campaign, a Golden Age occurs. A baby boom, multiple houses, facilities, industries are propped up

build a mine

Ok, now the true white people of the world flock to Trumps settlement.
Population swells to 360million whites
Death ray turrets are installed on wall, nothing can approach the wall without being vaporized

Rolling again

Build a hydro dam on that river

every guy dies an ever woman turns lesbians

A sex orgy occurs. Multiple bastards are born and no one knows which child belongs to whom

Rolling

Reroll once for this

trump gets ass raped by Putin

KKK demands to rise up again; donaldo agrees; now there are a bunch of niggers hung around the town

Rolling

reroll

An earthquake rips the town in half

OH SHHIIIIIIT

WINRAR

Within three successful rolls this has become the best civ thread ever.

GARFIELD IS ELECTED SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!

A whorehouse

Youre fucking welcome. I did 2 of 3. Trump and death rays

yes winwar

GARFIELD BECOMES NEW LEADER, USURPING TRUMP DUE TO TRUMP BEING BUSY GETTING ASSRAPED BY PUTIN!

reroll

rolling

i need this reroll

Our town reaches the population of 360million
population:360million
religion: Christian
Leader: Donald Trump
year:1717

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75 "libtards" invade from the north, breach the wall, tear down the trump statue and imprison the former town members for worshipping false idols

gay lol

Build nuclear power plant on the river.

WHERE;S MUH DAMN TOWN RIPPING EARTHQUAKE?

Naval ship

Reroll

they build a shipyard and trump sails away

Trump has been rape! the rape causes an earth quake
population:360million
religion: Christian
Leader: Donald Trump
year:1718

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one action per round perhaps?

niggers attempt invasion, drown in boats or get hanged

a big, violent orgy happens

l ron hubbard challenges donald trump in a duel

a giant banner is hung on the wall saying
"its okay to be white"

reroll

Trump builds 4 Trump towers and a golden fence above the wall

OP deliver

An ice age happens

reroll for this

Ok, the africans are forced to commit gay sex acts on eachother for our amusment, they all get AIDS and die.
The population has now set in stone that no non whites ever in this settlement
No non christians ever in this settlement and have obtained nukes from some random Ayys that stopped by to high five Trump

...

based

expand map view

mexican ninjas dig under the wall thereby evading the the deathrays that only point outward. they take over the town in the name of the one true god and i do mean allah. trump statue now has a turbin

reroll

Israel invades

People attempt to build a bridge OVER the rift but fail epicly

And Im the same guy that rolled Trump in and rolled the 360million in with death rays.