The villain in this movie is so stupid. All you have to do is buy a prostitute and he'll fuck right off

The villain in this movie is so stupid. All you have to do is buy a prostitute and he'll fuck right off.

>monster only kills people that have sex
I guess I'm safe. Heh.

Until it kills the prostitute then comes for you, duhhhh

what is subtext?

why are millennials so surface level?

I'm not even that big of a fan of this movie but come the fuck on

what if she/he realizes your life is so pathetic they give up prostitution and move away to college, get killed, and the spirit is now back after you?
>it's the sense of inescapable doom

She'd fuck someone else before it kills her. Just find the most popular prostitute you can find.

but no matter what eventually it will come back to you and you wont even know when so you wont be ready

What if you fuck another movie monster?

this makes me wonder how a threesome or more would work

would it go for all of the participants?

It would be pretty easy to beat this thing. Just get a plane, fly to another country, calculate how long it would take to walk there, and then leave to the next country right before it arrives. Continue this cycle for the rest of your life.

>Cross bridge over busy highway
>Watch monster get ping-ponged around by cars
-Alternatively-
>Buy plane ticket across the ocean
>Chuckle heartily as you imagine monster bro having to trudge along the oceanic depths, probably falling into abyssal trenches and spending several years just to climb out

Yeah nah bro he's right ey just find a fuckin hooker to have a right gangbang with an shit ey

>be extremely rich
>easy!

Go back to bombing countries to boost your approval rating, Trump

What if it just walks onto a plane?

Does it only work on humans?
>go into the woods
>jack off onto an a few ant nests
>it now has to individually catch and kill thousands of ants before it can come for you

Do it in Thailand or something. Find a bunch of random dudes from other countries to tag along.

Be best if you could arrange an order

You
Asian dude
Westerner
Asian
Etc

So the monster spends years walking back and forth across the Earth. By the time it gets back to you, you'll probably be ready for death anyway

>the most popular prostitute you can find
That would be your mom

date rape an astronaut before he/her goes off on their next mission

What the fuck is up with the boat scene? Did the writer really think dudes would be okay with sleeping with some random chick who just swims up to them?

The right dudes would

Drunk dudes probably would

It doesn't even have to be a plane. Could be a fucking RV or something. Make a twitch stream about traveling the world while being chased by invisible monster and rake in the profit.

Found the faggot. Go practice your "safe sex" somewhere else, pussy.

>Man creates degenerates
>Degenerates kill Man
>Degenerates create monster

>Monster kills degenerates
>Virgins inherit the earth

and the human species is dead in a generation

>>Cross bridge over busy highway
>>Watch monster get ping-ponged around by cars

It was shown to be able to rationalize when it doesn't just walk into the pool in the end and instead tries to get her to come out of it. It would probably just find away around the traffic or wait for it to stop.

>>Buy plane ticket across the ocean
>>Chuckle heartily as you imagine monster bro having to trudge along the oceanic depths, probably falling into abyssal trenches and spending several years just to climb out

The rules on the entity are never really confirmed outside of what are essentially theories from victims. It might just teleport across the ocean. To assume It's bound by the laws of physics would probably be a mistake when we've seen it can look like whatever it wants and is apparently invulnerable.

It doesn't matter. Even is that "curse" or whatever its called managed to go down the line of all 7 billion people in the world, you're still on the list of people its going to kill.

Sooner or later, it will come for you.

>Dude date rapes girl
>Tells her she'll be fine since it's easier for chicks to find people to fuck

Kek.

Have sex with an American woman and It Follows will never be able to catch her on her scooter

...

>build cage with 2 doors
>open one door and wait near the other door
>when it comes into the cage through the open door, leave through the other door and close it.
>have friend close the other door
>Profit???

I believe there's a point where it backhands like a boat oar or something and the wood explodes. It either has supernatural strength - as evidenced by pretzel girl at the start - or exactly how much strength is necessary to catch it's prey. Maybe it'll just teleport outside the cage like a video game monster that's been fucked by it's pathing.

Then it'll kill the person she fucks. People go to prostitutes because they can't get sex other ways.

...

The idea is you'll never know if you're really safe, or how much longer until it comes after you again.

And since it always takes the form of a person, you're essentially going to be trapped in a paranoid state of mind for the rest of your life.

That's the scary part.

any average prostitute turns 3+ tricks a day.

then you die of AIDS

How can it even travel overseas?

And why are we fucking a bunch of dudes?

>Hey Hadfield, wanna grab a burger or something before you go?

Most guys would, especially a hottie like that. I would.

So what we're learning is that the film is a big pile of shite and absolutly overhyped.

I'm pretty sure it respawns. There was a part where they were at the beach in the outhouse thing and it changed appearance and got closer

This was paired with the "find a random hooker to gangbang." Run a train in order like that. So the curse will go to the hooker (who lives on the opposite side of the world from you) to someone who lives on the opposite side of the world from her.....

Ah it falls apart. Because he'd have to pass the curse onto another girl. So another Thai hooker. Than an American dude. Then he fucks a different Thai hooker.