My wife just bought our daughter one of these. What do?

My wife just bought our daughter one of these. What do?

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burn it

in front of your wife and child

hotglue it

Burn it right now.

You mean your wife's daughter?

Ask Aisha how much money she spend on that and if there wasn't a cheaper one in black

Stone it to death for not covering her face and walking around like a half-naked western prostitute

need an irl hijarbie gf

buy ISIS-themed Ken doll, and have it behead Barbie for being raped by her uncle

gas the kikes

Cum on it and put it on a table or somewhere where everyone will see it

jump off a cliff

honor-burn half of its face for tolerance

See what she does with it.

Every child has a "bad toy" or an "enemy toy".

See how she treats it before you decide to act.

If you're really worried then just "lose" it somewhere.

Have Ken rape her then cover her in pebbles to simulate having been stoned for adultery :^)

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It's just a doll with a head scarf. Also my wife comes from a Muslim family so I don't want to offend her or seem insensitive.
Will there be any negative effects on my daughter's development if I don't do anything and let it be?

Tell your wife and daughter that if they want to see what it's like to be muslim that you'll show them. Force your wife to wear a burqa at all times and submit to your every sexual desire without question. Circumcise your daughter and then brutally take her virginity before marrying her off to a stranger in exchange for 3 goats. Now ask them if they want to keep playing muslim.

Take the clothes off of the doll, find the relevant quotes in the Koran that would justify stoning her for that, then make your daughter stone her to death for not following the rules of Islam. Then make the point to your daughter that you were just respecting the religious principles being demonstrated by the doll.

Tell her that these women are oppressed, and that you don't want your daugther to find women empowerment normal in society.
She will take ot to the trash herself.

>my wife comes from a Muslim family

have any of her uncles tried to honor kill you yet?

No, that will just matyr it and make her want it more

Play with her and her other barbies and emphasise the beautiful golden hair of the aryan ones and treat the hijabi one as boring

Little girls want to like what the adults like

Surround it with bearded ken dolls and smash it with a rock.

Why is your wife walks alone like a whore?

Tie fireworks to it and Allah akbar

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> wife with a black gun
cuck

strap some firecrackers to it in front of her and light them

make sure your daughter likes the doll first tho

for extra effect make the fireworks go off near more of her toys

when she asks you why you did it say it say the doll told you to in the name of Allah

redpill on islam at early age

shell remember that one

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Make your daughter watch as you bury it up to its shoulders in your front yard and throw rocks at it until its head falls off. Then tell your daughter this is why she should stay away from Muzzy men.

>Also my wife comes from a Muslim family
Just burn it in front of your daughter without your wife's knowledge. Grab a few of her other toys and turn it into a game, where the other toys execute the hijarbie for being a terrorist or something.

>Also my wife comes from a Muslim family

rip OP

Bury it in the sand up to her head and make your daughter throw rocks at it.

Because Allah demands this slut die for wearing form-fitting clothing and revealing her forehead nose and mouth, bringing disgrace upon her her righteous family who have the love of Allah.

Throw acid in its face, it will look more realistic.

Make sure your daugters reaction is just like my pic related

strap a mini suicide vest on it

Stone your wife for buying such a pornographic doll for your daughter. She should have gotten burka Barbie.

kek this

Ask to speak to your wife in the other room.

Step into the kitchen and snap her neck.

tell your daughter to call 9/11 because mom has "slipped"

kill your wife, burn the doll, explain to you daughter that her mother turned possessed by a demon and she was long done when you killed her physical body.

Remove the headscarf. It then becomes a brunette Barbie coming home from a tanning salon.

get it a tiny bottle of vitamin d supplements

Get a Ken doll and explain how the birds and bees and marriage work.

Barbie is walking around unaccompanied like a harlot so Ken holds her down and forces his dick in her. Then she's stupid enough to cry about it.

But oh no, there aren't four other male dolls who saw it happen!

So, Barbie is now facing execution for fornication unless she marries Ken.

And now they live happily ever after, and luckily Ken has 3 other wives already so Barbie doesn't have to take ALL of the beating that makes for a happy marriage.

Shave all the hair off and put the head scarf back on baka senpai

run over it with your SUV

Lmao

No
I need serious answers. It kind of makes me uncomfortable that my wife is trying to push an agenda here by trying to make our daughter a pro Muslim, liberal.
I'm not anti Muslim, but I'm not pro Muslim either. My wife is also a self proclaimed feminist and socialist, so I see this hijab doll as a gateway into making our daughter a leftist who hates white people.
But maybe I'm wrong, and there's no agenda here, and my wife bought the doll to help our daughter connect with her middle eastern heritage.

Kek

strap a m80 to it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA KEK

>My wife is also a self proclaimed feminist and socialist
Wew just marry a tranny next time, ok?

>My wife is also a self proclaimed feminist and socialist

kys after your wife and kids

What country is your wife from?

If you want to teach her (and your idiot wife) about Islam, beat your wife in front of her for spending your money foolishly.

Then tell your wife she's not a real feminist and point her in the direction of Based Mom and Ali Rizvi. Also have Maajid Nawaz explain to her what 'regressive left' means.

>It's just a doll with a head scarf.
Then why the fuck did you make this thread you fucking Imbecile

Kill Yourself
NOW

Whatever you do, don't pull off the hajib.

Burn it then feed it to a pig. Stare at your wife while you do this, then tell her it is over. Then throw the doll away.

Throw acid on it's face.

We get along great though despite some differences in our political ideology. She says that as a Muslim she knows her limits. She doesn't wear hijab herself though so which is great.
Egypt. And I love my wife and would never hit her. Especially not in front of our kids which would scar them for life.
I don't think the doll itself is a big deal but rather the implications of how it might influence my daughters thinking.

>It's just a doll with a head scarf.
Your wife is testing you. If you say nothing, your daughter will have the life your wife chooses for her, including marrying a traditional muslim man.
But if you say NO now, your daughter will have a life closer to the one you want her to have.

straps some fireworks to it and play jihad.

>It's just a doll with a head scarf.
I love how barbie can be whatever she wants, a chef, a pilot, a slave to her muslim father/husband, a dancer.

Stone her for bringing idols home.

Divorce her and get your child as far from it as possible

Make a little barbie sized suicide vest with black cat firecrackers and tell her they forgot this part.

So if your wife wants to connect with her heritage how about ancient Egypt, one of the driving forces of developing modern civilization, not with stupid Muslim beliefs that have repressed, destroyed, and stalled the culture of every country that belief system found its way into? Mesopotamia, Assyria, Ur, Zoroastrian Persia, Carthage, Troy... all highly developed civilizations leading the way.

Now look at those regions.

In the last 100 years:

The West went from the first powered flight to supersonic flight to putting a man on the moon to landing probes on comets. The Muslim world? Invented none of it but figured out they can hijack planes to fly into buildings and trade oil for small Qassam rockets to fire at civilians in Israel.

The West went from the telegraph to being able to send trillions of data packets to ultra-powerful cellphones all over the earth so we can Netflix anywhere at any time. The Muslim figured out they can wire those cellphones to IEDs and carbombs.

Speaking of cars, the West moved form the horse and buggy to 240mph supercars. The Muslim world either puts bombs in cars or uses them to run over French children.

The West developed the internet and the information age sparking the most potential for information to be shared amongst the most people in the history of the world. The Muslim world uses it to post beheading videos to scare people into wearing the hijab and burka.

There was plenty great in the Middle East before Islam came along. Maybe explain to your daughter and idiot wife what heritages are worth connecting with and which should be rejected. People want to blame the West for racism and slavery, but the truth is the West is the first culture to REJECT all of those things. The Islamic world practiced slavery into the 20th century (2007 in Mauritania) while the West since the Enlightenment has worked towards tolerance, equality, and progressive values, the Islamic world has rejected all the progress on human rights.

>The Islamic world practiced slavery into the 20th century (2007 in Mauritania) while the West since the Enlightenment has worked towards tolerance, equality, and progressive values, the Islamic world has rejected all the progress on human rights.
>progressive values
Why is it that this board praises social conservatism and right wing values, and shits on progressivism, but when it comes to Islam, you preach progressivism, tolerance, and equal rights in the same exact way a bernout straight out of Reddit or Tumblr would.

>Sup Forums is all one person
>Sup Forums is a hivemind

>Don't want to live in the arctic because it's too cold.
>How can you say the surface of the sun is too hot then?

I'm all for progressivism, even communism. However, I do not do condone using fabricated moral outrage and platitudes as a substitute for reason, data, and intellectual honesty.

There's a minority of noisy social justice fruitcakes on the left whose 'progressivism' is actually dangerously illiberal, it's about blaming whites and Western culture for everything wrong in the world, rejecting valid data, silencing debate and opinion, and patting themselves on the back for being angry at strawman caricatures of social problems that true liberalism and progressivism has already largely addressed and would prefer to continue to address through social unity, reason, and honesty rather than divisive identity politics and shielding all 'minority' viewpoints (like the 1.6 billion Muslim 'minority') from any form of criticism even for their most heinous beliefs that fly in the face of what Enlightenment principles want to establish for humanity.

go to bed sargon

>CURRENT YEAR
>Not recognising waifu pushing your boundaries

A Spanking!

Is it degenerate to think that headscarves can look kinda cute?

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Blow it up.

Make it a Burqa out of a black plastic bag or an old black sock. Do it with your daughter so you have fun.

>Muslim wife
Now there's your problem.

Remove the hijab in front of your daughter and say, "she's free now"

>implying it isn't

Divorce. Make sure you take the kid.

You are a traitor and you don't deserve your freedom.

Remarry

>I'm a social conservative
>but that doesn't include the fractionally different values of Muslims (vs Christians) because Christians are somehow better.

Blow me

Buy your daughter a G.I. Joe.

Add bruises to it to make it more realistic

Pics of wife pls.

Also, how to deal with doll:
>Tie firecracker to doll
>Put it out back
>Light the fuse
>Yell "Allahu akbar"
>???
>Thoroughly explain to your daughter why ""moderate"" Islam is as safe as a moderate poison
>>You wouldn't drink poison just because it was moderately powerful, would you?

Honour Kill your wife. If she likes the Muzzies so much she should see what they are like.

Get a lighter and melt the face a bit.

Behead it in front of your daughter and play an isis nasheed

EUROPEAN conservatism, you know, the reasonable one based on reason.
Every muslim and child of muslims need to die for the survival of our species, based on fact and empirism.

>you even have to ask
Wew

> my wife comes from a Muslim family
cuck

buy a GI Joe and kill it for oil

Girls for decades have been taught they could become anything.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie's_careers

Hijab Barbie
>pray to Allah
>get pregnant
>follow your husband's orders
>you are worthless

Literally throw it away. I agree with little of the parenting family advice on pol but that's what I would do.

>buy some other barbies
>set them all, including hijarbie, on fire
>as they melt, tell your daughter this is what will happen to her if she ever plays with the stove
You save her from Muslims and you teach her fire safety. Two in one.

Throw acid in its face to make it more real

Stone wife and daughter to death

WE ARE BORG

If she's Muslim then that's all she wrote.

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