How do I convince my cousin to fuck. she hot and smart and I will meet her at thanksgiving

how do I convince my cousin to fuck. she hot and smart and I will meet her at thanksgiving.
we are half cousin ones removed.
How do I go about talking to her and doing more or getting her phone number even? if we don't fuck I still want to be her friend.
pic related

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ask her if she wants to fuck

your cousin looks like a 14 year old "demiboy" who does eddsworld RPs on tumblr

First daughter now cousin. Gtfo op.

only people in alabama fuck their cousins

Kill yourself OP. She is in no way 18, and even if you do, your family will fucking murder you if they find out.

They look like a fucking lesbian anyways.

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do you think that going to work.
if it back fires it could go bad.

sorry that last post was all lies. I get like her so much that I do larp with her pics this one is real tho. I got weirded out with the last one so deleted it.
please give advice.

not True I from Missouri.
how do I attracted her?
I'm making some food for the thanksgiving. Could I use that to impress her?

ask her in a way that can be interpreted multiple ways, so you can deny it if she rejects you

can you cook?

do you really think they would kill me? I not that much older.
this pic makes her look less like a lesbian.

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yes I'm also strong and smart(not in english tho)also fat but Im working at it.
how can I use that to Impress her

not smart in English? Why? Is it your second language or something?

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how so can you give me examples?
should I say you want me cock(I have a rooster)
or like we should hang out some time.
I don't know that well I know a couple things about her,
should I be flirtatious?

No get all A's it just that it's my hardest subject and that easy to see in middle school I tested into college calculus because my mom was anger that I said school is to easy.
and I have dyslexia

op here
guys I really need your help. I dont know what to do I an going to try something even if i dont get help.
how do I attract a her.
I think my grandma is willing to fuck should I go for her instead?

she's lesbian

you never know.
I had one "lesbian" friend who wanted to fuck me.
even so had do I attract her?

op here
please I need advice. how do I attract her?

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Girls want sex as mutch as de do, just find the way to trigger it

what are common triggers in women I'm learning to give messages so should I try to give one to her?

nail on head

This whole thread is giving me autism...

Shiti games like true or dare, weed, alcohol, beer

OP here, I finally figured it out.
I’ll ask if she wants to go to my room to play legos, and when we start I’ll tell her I want to smash her harder than rainbow dash when she presents to the camera.
If she says no I’ll just say it is because I hate her.
It literally cannot fail.

Pull your penis out and forcibly put it where you want, women love that

I don't want to drug her and it will be to close quarter to do anything like that.
how do it win her heart with my body, word and actions?
LOL that is not op
I'm not raping her

You're going to have to just find out her interests and pay attention to what she says about shit, especially if this is your cousin you have to be close to her before even trying anything.

If you want to engage in sexual activities you're going to have to be subtle in your suggestions and make sure you don't get caught or that she rejects your advances and tells anybody in your family because you will be damaged for life.

Easier solution; just find a girl who looks like your cousin, there's plenty of them out there.

It's the same girl some 'dad' claimed that he wants to fuck, get more original next time fag

Based

I don't think you're suave enough to pull It off even with advice because you're here asking in the first place.

Be her friend. Hang out. Maybe eventually things will go your favor. Otherwise you're begging to be forever alone.

Let her cuck you

Text her to come to your room.
Start jacking
Let her walk in on you
????
Profit

whats eddsworld?

Keep posting pics

>how do I convince my cousin to fuck.

Surefire method here:

1) Offer to watch a porn movie with her, make sure its one of those female centric ones that has romance, good looking male pornstars and nice music. X-art stuff ya know.
2) Offer to split a hydrocodone tablet with her, gets her in the mood far better than liquor
After a bit she will want to snuggle, if she leans her head on your shoulders you're in, time for some heavy petting. Once she's been stimulated far too much she will suggest turning off the video and finding a more private place.

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bet I will make a thread the day after thanks giving at 2pm or 5pm and i will show you my gain.
no
don't have the resources to do that.

trust me op, i tried to do it once... it did not end well. came very close to going to jail and had to fake a suicide attempt to get a "Get out of jail free" card

fuck op, tell your story instead

what happen tell me the story.
how did you almost did you try to rape her?

Details details

>don't have the resources to do that.
Ask grandma, she's got a stash. All old people do.

Let her make the first move, she will get all itchy in the britchy.

Hold up, thinking about how I'm gonna word it

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Transition to female, be an attractive transgirl, and have great tits

Don't listen to all the negative nellies on here. Just be the cool bro cousin, be nice to her, buy her stuff (not gifts, just offer to pay when you go out for ice cream and stuff) and just be available when she needs to talk.
Girls are obsessive about communicating, which is why they love smartphones. It also helps to be good looking, so dress nice, make sure you're fit, and shave the neckbeard, try to look hip and masculine.
If she gets all touchy and feely initially it may just be cousin-level touching (sitting in your lap, or playing footsie), don't shy away from touching.
ACCEPTANCE of her bravery in communicating with you will give her plenty of confidence to increase it.
She will then WANT it but then needs the proper type of time, place and setup. That part is up to you. Maybe when the parents are going out, just say yeah you will stay home with cousin and just hang out, not to worry. That will give you plenty of time for bonding, and other stuff.
Being a little cheeky and breaking the rules (aka sneaking in a few pills or booze or maybe weed brownie) will cement you in her mind as the cool male cousin who allows her to have fun.
Don't be judgmental about her lack of maturity, and don't talk down to her like you're the older guy, that dries up the pussy.
Good Luck, hopefully you will be spooging inside her sooner than you think!

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Sorry Sup Forumsros, deciding not to tell the story. I'll leave you with the moral of the story:
>Don't do any type of shit like what OP says he wants to do in his post. It isn't worth it. I only got away with it because I am a pathological liar LOL

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why? please tell the story. I really want to hear it. if to personal like you think you might be found just make it more vague. many anons have told rape story's on this site if it that bad.

you actually believe in me yay.
is their a way to boost my conference on doing this?
what do girl like in a man?

dude just tell the story. what is the worst that will happen?

Just be relaxed, any hint of nervousness will mess things up big time. Women like alpha guys because they make them feel comfy when they're around them.
Betas are women repellers because they make everybody around them feel uncomfortable, and that feeling makes a person want to be somewhere else.
Never be intimidated, women are the weaker, lesser sex.

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