HAPPENING: HAPPENING EDITION

HOLY SHIT LADS, ITS /HAPPENING/
GET IN HERE
KEK WILLS IT

WEW

WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW

nothing, go back to touching yourself.

*buys neutraceuticals*

OH SHIT TURN ON CNN

Bye Sup Forums.

inside job fags are the worst

oh, i was doing that anyways

Oh shit its real.

HOLY FUCK THE ARMY JUST CALLED AND TOLD MY DAD (he works at nintendo btw) THAT WE'RE GETTING NUKED BY ISIS

BRB WATERING MY CRISIS GARDEN

OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING IN MY ASS

Double dubs but I'm still not sure

stop posting

KEK HAS WILLED IT

What's the latest happening updates? Anyone want to give me a quick summary?

>implying happening means I stop touching myself
I touch myself even harder during happenings.

Top kek at that image.

I've needed one like that my whole political life.

Salon dot com just reported that explosions are happening everywhere at once, 142 confirmed dead and rising

Who the fuck is doing the exploding?

>says the Islamist turkroach

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*CODE RED* *CODE RED*
SLIDING IN FULL EFFECT

GOVERNMENT SHILLS IN FULL FUCKING DAMAGE CONTROL

MEME MARKET IN FREEFALL SELL YOUR FUCKING MEMES NOW
TURN ON CNN

SIREN IN PARIS NOT AN EXERCISE IT IS HAPPENING

no way! I recognize your dubs - my girlfriend's mom went to the same high school as your dad's girlfriend! they're actually really close! that makes us practically related - so I can definitely vouch for the validity of this user

Oh fuck, i thought everyone was joking. F

I just heard the big siren in Paris (not just the firemen) then cars honking. I don't know what's happening, all I know is it probably is.

prove it, record with your cell and upload.

But the real question is how do i unlock Tails in Smash 4.

prove it, hold a flashing light over your head while you run in circles making siren noises

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kek m8 you're totally wrong. My uncle works at isis and he said they're not nuking anyone tonight.

>"I've been found out."

go away evil dogger shoo!

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go away evil dogger

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