ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / INCEST / OVERALL DEBAUCHERY

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / INCEST / OVERALL DEBAUCHERY

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i post friends or variouss porn sites and get off on guys degrading them

Sometimes I watch videos of naked ladies doing sex

I used to lick my girl-cousin's asshole when we were kids.

I have an anal fetish now.

I've given a 14-year-old a handjob once

I mostly just talk to catfish from Sup Forums because I just want to talk and I like to make them think they've actually tricked someone. they deserve to feel good.

I go to Hooters and jack off under the table while looking at the wait staff. One time I got caught and thrown out. I'm not going back to that particular one again.

I had sex with my 3rd cousin when I was 14. It was the 2nd person I ever had sex with. We still see each other at family reunions but we have never talked about it since then.

3rd cousin? It's legal to marry your 2nd cousin in every single state and pretty much everywhere in the world. THIRD cousin? Genetically, they might as well be a stranger. I'm not endorsing it if you grew up as family, that's weird. But I don't even know who my third cousins are. I don't think most people are that connected that distant.

I am one of 5 people on earth who knows the true location of Casey Kasem's body.

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I bought a hydromax 7 because I was insecure about my dick size

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>I'm not endorsing it if you grew up as family, that's weird.
What's even the point of incest if you aren't like family?

How old were you?

P.S. you'd better be a girl or that is hella gay.

How old were you?

Kill yourself

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where did that happen user? how old were you then?

i think my gf is in a friendship power struggle with my best friend
>be me
>best friend with qt for years
>superfriendzone
>super close, but never gunna fuck
>meet current gf
>super cute, get super serious
>best friend gets jealous over losing time (maybe i was a little bit whipped by best friend over the years)
>gf overprotective mommabearmode
>begins talking me up
>great in bed
>got fit over the years
>best friend gets jealous, tries to play up historical relationship
>gf goes ham
>starts "getting drunk" and takling about how good in bed i am

I want to stop their little hissy fight but honestly it's such an ego trip
It's definitely starting to get out of hand cause gf has started joking that best friend should watch us fuck
I'm pretty sure it's only cause gf wants to fuck her with strap-on (we peg sometimes)
what do?

i really like my girlfriend but i want to cheat on her, the need is to strong but i know i’m going to regret it later... i talk to other girls and there’s this girl that is inviting me all the time to fuck... idk what to do Sup Forums, any related situations?

pic unrelated

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I want to fuck my friend even though she has a boyfriend. I'm thinking maybe get myself a bottle of vodka, bring her over one weekend, and get drunk with her, and see where things go from there. Good idea? Bad idea?

Lol
>thats hella gay

I love my girlfriend but god the spark is gone in our relationship and I find myself getting irritated at her very quickly. It’s not even her fault I just can’t handle a relationship like this and I don’t think I’ll ever really be to open up to somebody

Adultery is one of the worst crimes

Fucking let this happen that's hot as fuck

I'm in a somewhat similar situation except I live with my gf so breaking up right now isn't a great option though it needs to happen. I even masturbated so I could make sure I wasn't thinking with my dick on the matter. Maybe try that and see where your head is at afterwards

break up with her you nigger

idk i think all of this is really fucking with my best friend though
gf's really going at this to make it sorta hurt cause she feels overprotected about how i was "used" for years

how about you stop being retarded, and be happy with the good that you've got in your life?

You want to cheat on her when nothing is wrong? You're fucking stupid, and any hardship and difficulty you have with future relationships is well-deserved.

>they deserve to feel good.
That's compassionate of you user!

The only films to bring me to tears are Platoon, Big Hero 6 and Let it Snow

I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. I have gigabytes of photos/videos of NFL/college cheerleaders on my hard drive

I cheated to get an A in two uni computer science courses even though I can barely program basic shit. One professor said I was one of the best students he ever had and offered to hook me up with a job interview with IBM

My dad sexually abused me until I was 16. My mom knew all about it but only divorced him when I was a teenager because he intimated her and made all the money. He also deeply resented me for being a total spaz who was terrible at sports and couldn't talk to girls while he was a Chad who broke records in high school and college.

I write and read romance novels

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I am a successful lawyer, but some times i feel like i need to be punished. So I go down to the local park and hang out in the restroom. I let guys fuck my ass for free, because I like the humiliation and pain.

i know you’re right but i just a bad person sometimes

i should masturbate more and see what happens, this could actually work

>I write and read romance novels
Elaborate please? What kind of romance novels? Do you only write/read het stories with male protagonists, or are your tastes varied: het female protags, gay/les romance, etc?

are you me? idk when i’m going to break up with her, it it’s not even an ‘if’ anymore. just trying to figure out how long i want this to go on.

I can get down with that capeshit tier list, but I'd knock Spiderverse up a tier or two

>i’m a bad person, i can’t help being a dipshit ;_;
eat shit

I mostly write light-hearted stuff about teenagers or early 20-somethings. 100% heterosexual, although I generally split the role/POV 50/50 between the guy and the girl.

Kik if you want to show me your sis or daughter

albert.q.91

I'm similar to you
Doesn't matter what slut. If they are an attractive pornstar for instance I only want to search for videos of her getting ass fucked. The dirtier the better, 2 or 3 dicks stretching out her shitter is ideal. I literally haven't watched vaginal porn... In maybe 10 years now, if there isn't anal at some point in the video it is considered lame and boring. I strictly only watch females getting fucked though... No faggotry. Can someone tell me what's wrong with me? Seems like I was always been obsessed with the ass from even before porn degeneracy.

I'm actively rooting for my brother's suicide. He's a piece of human shit, and he's almost there, but the truth is, he'll never succeed. He's tried like 3 times now and it's just a cry for help.

The good news is that at this point, nobody's fucking listening.

I can't wait for that abusive drug addict faggot to die. He deserves worse than death. My life is good, after the hard fucking work I've put into it, but it'll be even better when he's fucking dead.

I don't care to go into details. the short version is he takes 0 responsibility for shit he's 100% at fault for. Also sexual abuse.

Im always telling my hubby that I want bbc, but it’s a completely lie to get him off. I actually feel deeply disgusted by niggers and there’s no dick I wanna ride besides his tiny polse

What constitutes light-hearted romance? I haven't read specifically romance genre stories but I like romance elements in the stories I do read.

Teens/early-20s is the best age for characters in fiction imo. Finding oneself, exploring, etc. The most potential. While still being somewhat inexperienced and new to the world.

Why do you split the role/pov between guy and girl?

Share em here bro

I post my wife online at cuck site, she has many fans and is completely unaware.

I've even taken a skype call while someone is stroking to her. I tell her I'm recording for myself, have gotten her to strip, dance, suck my cock, play with herself and get fucked while on the call. She has no idea.

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Field of Dreams does it to me every time man. Feels suck sometime.

>Ease his pain.

So last week I walked in on my brother-in-law sexually abusing his daughter.... I haven't told anyone. I probably won't either...

Cute panties!

call cps you fucktard

Literally the same. I dont like watching them pussy fucked because it visually looks bad.

>probably won't either...
Why the fuck not? That's your niece and your sister's child.

What did your brother-in-law do when you caught him? How old is the victim?

You told Sup Forums this a few hours ago.

I've been sober 34 days. I feel great I enjoy small things... Stereotypical sober living shit. But since I've been sober I can't stand my girlfriend. We have a two year old together been together for 6 years. She's a Coke head among other things but her family has money mine is broke and full of addicts. She'll take the kid and I can't have that. I've been fantasizing about murdering her with fentanyl.

AHWOOOOOGA! What I want to do to her! You dirty, dirty dog! *PANT* *PANT* *PANT*That is one sweet, sweet, piece of wife meat. Hnnng Ohh look at her boobs and those red panties. Does she let you squeeze them? What do her boobs sound like when you rub them together? I'm going full wolf boy here AHWOOOOO! I bet they smell really nice, ah oh yes.

I hope you're making that shit up. If not and you're just complacently letting him abuse a child unchecked then you're an accomplice and equally sick twisted piece of shit.

I shared naked pictures of my gf with her cousin that was begging me. Things got super weird as he wants to fuck her and I don’t know how I feel about it.

I told a bunch of lies about this guy who works at the donut shop to my sister. Said that I go to the same gym as him and that he's buff (I implied that he's hung but didn't come out and say that to my sister, cause that'd be weird), that he has a rich family, and that he's a sensitive guy who writes poetry and volunteers with the elderly. I finally convinced her to go out with him. I'm hoping that I'll eventually be able to get free donuts out of it, but they've gone out four times and I haven't.

Not just a few hours ago. The past two days.

Because I'm fucking terrified of it breaking up our whole family.

He was freaking out. Very apologetic. He just liked pulled up his pants and tried to explain and begged forgiveness

My sister had never seen Spaceballs before and she was really excited about ordering it on demand. Before the movie started we had pizza. I put a napkin on the table by her seat and went up stairs. I had written spoilers on the napkin and I knew she would read it. I was right.

I went to magic camp to learn hypnosis so that I could train women to be my love servants. It didn't work though. Most of the other campers were little kids, and the hypnosis instructor gave us very basic lessons. I approached him when the kids were gone with my desires. First he thought I was joking, then he looked at me with disgust.

Threesome nigga

When I was locked up in prison. I witnessed a new guy get gang raped

I hide in my roommate's closet sometimes when he's making out with his girlfriend. He squeezes her boobs and sometimes he dry humps till completion, and I'm watching the whole time. I was thinking of secretly recording it, for blackmail purposes.

>I implied that he's hung but didn't come out and say that to my sister, cause that'd be weird
What? Why? If you're implying it anyway...

What the hell was that for?

I've been super curious. Men or women: What's it feel like when a man nuts deep up your ass? Can you feel it, the heat from it?

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I wanna be cucked by my gf. I wanna watch her get pounded by a jacked chad or bbc and cum like crazy.

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did it even work nigga

Share here. Also, how did he convince you? Was it hot sharing? How did he initially respond to the nudes? Is he asking you to let him smash? Just, a lot of questions user

I met a guy on meet me and everything was going pretty ok with us. He lives in UK and it’s quite close so we were planning to meet up and see how it’d go... Then he came up with the idea of sharing hentai we like and sent me some loli shit. Needless to say that I ghosted him and unfriended on steam, bnet, discord and whatever else we used to talk. and I’m really into straight shota, but it feels so bad when I think of lolis. It’s just unacceptable

bad idea

>and sometimes he dry humps till completion
hot

u should rape him nigga

tl;dr you're a sexist hypocrite who doesn't care when boys are abused

Which site?

Potential risks?

What was he doing??

What was he doing??

I walked in and she was naked on the bed with her legs wrapped around him. He was standing shirtless, but pants down... Mid fuck basically.

But she was not crying

[spoiler]Kid gets put into a foster home where the continue abusing them[/spoiler]

wow i'm totally in the same position as you guys

Exactly...

how old is she?

Rather not give too much. But she isn't a teen yet

are you retarded? report the incident you fucking idiot. you're worse than him if you let this go on without reporting it or telling anyone.

That's actually really sweet. I wish I had a woman like you.

Well I can't just outright say, "I've seen him in the locker room and he's got a really big dick!" That'd be too conspicuous. I try to be more subtle. I said something like, "Yeah, I've seen (donut guy) at the gym a lot. He's got a really impressive...physique." (Looking down, avoid eye contact as I subtly emphasize that word) "I see him in the steam room, too. He's a big guy."

Bro grow some balls and be an adult and step in.

Just to mess with her, as siblings do. I've seen Spaceballs half a dozen times, and she hadn't, and I thought it'd be fun to spoil the ending.

I spend every day searching 4chin for pictures of my wife and her lover she cheats on me with.

>telling your sister about guys' dicks

I mean, an ass move, siblings or not, but at least you aren't trying to pimp her our for donuts.

Wow that's completely horrible. You need to tell someone. Being an adult means making hard decisions. Your family may change their dynamic forever but you will be helping someone who is helpless and you will be respected more for doing the right thing.

It would ruin my family

you should cum in her underwear as a goof

Doesn't the little girl deserve to have a normalish childhood and not be raped by her father? Is that not worth your daily life having to change? You're talking like you're the person who did something wrong.

A few years ago my best friend at the time managed to make me his personal sissy... well of course I had always been a bit pushover when it comes to sexuality, but because of my looks, smarts and body I have been able to score some pretty decent pussy over the years.

We were 25 at the time and having a nice evenkng with some xtc, also with my then huge crush (super quirky but domme style cold goth teenager girl) and just dokng some fun stuff. Well, I asked my girlfriend still togethr) that could I maybe do somethkng with this crush of mkne and she said yes butmy friend had been much faster and was already on her. Well I also got my chance but then she laughed at my face when I asked her to go further.

I dont know what happened vut after slme cuddling and stuff alltogether, my friend got up and said that he has something to discuss about in bathroom. There he just started falking about the girls and started peeing, joking at rhe same time about how I ruined my shit and how lucky the gir is because he is like twice the size of me down there, and for some reason (I blame the drugs) mine had shrinked to a micro-size while he seemed to have half a hard on. I was just so confused that I just submitted when he started pushing me down on my knees. He asked how did I like his member and what did I think how the girls would react to it vs mine. Then he just... started peeing on my face thrusted his cock few times to my mouth, kicked me gently to my balls and made me crawl, still having some pee on my chest, to the living room where the teenage godesses giggled. Somehow I liked it in that moment aftr the first shock. I was hooked on the fast of his cock and feeling of powerlesness. This was not the last time we fooled around but it somehw marked me. He proceeded to cuck me also, and then when I tried to confront him as a man, I ended up letting him to fuck me. In the ass. Without protection.

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Fuck kinda tube is that? Some sort of proprietary shit? Just be a man and use EL34s or 6L6s

Nah, there's a big difference between spoiling a movie and weird sexual stuff.

You have absolute shit taste if First Class is so hi yet Black Panther and Venom is so low