>The Alpha Chad Big Dick Foles makes the catch
>The Beta Cuck Virgin Brady spills his spaghetti on national tv
The Alpha Chad Big Dick Foles makes the catch
Aaron Diaz
Camden Moore
foles was so good tonight, jesus christ
Easton Ross
lol
How exactly do you know about foles' dick size? Plus Brady is married to a supermodel
Nolan Smith
The ultimate god tier burn
I don't think brady will ever live that down
Cameron Reed
i want my broncos to get him
god i loved this superbowl. Brady btfo eternally
Austin Scott
>Brady btfo eternally
Yes ignore the part where he threw for 505 yards. Really BTFO buddy.
Elijah Butler
...
Liam Reed
Stat padding choker.
Hunter Evans
Please someone put this into the chad/virgin template
Samuel Lopez
I NEED this. Someone with MS Paint access please deliver.
Easton Cox
jizzele is sloppy seconds, DiCaprio just gave her to brady after he ruined that shit
Justin Gutierrez
The Chad Nick Foles - Believer in Jesus Christ, husband, father, son, brother. (from his twitter) meanwhile The Virgin Tom Brady on his instagram...
Elijah Morales
>Plus Brady is married to a supermodel
So? Most supermodels tend to have weird at best faces and androgynous 14 year old boy bodies.
>See: Giselle Bundchen.
Gabriel Evans
Quick what were the stats for Super Bowl 47? People don’t remember stats they remember wins.
Jaxson Gonzalez
t. statlet
Easton Reed
What text items go in there?
Chad Foles:
Wins 100% of his super bowls
Draws strength from the one true lord, Jesus Christ
Pure Aryan genes
Never fumbles a football in a superbowl
...what else?
Virgin Brady:
?
Joshua Long
Us Broncos need someone consistent. A guy who's only good when it matters won't get us back to the playoffs. Brock helped, but he's clearly unmotivated now. Just watch Foles be shit next season. We don't need him.
Brandon Flores
>Brady is married to a supermodel
not after tongight. tonight she decided to go for the 50% of assets. It never crossed her mind until tonight
Carter Parker
Of which Brady has the most of any player. Thanks for playing.
Sebastian Walker
Did the nigger win tonight tho?
Justin Gray
Well obviously talk about catch td and drop. Big dick nick. Tom you can make fun of the avacados and pliability shit from the tb12 method
Grayson Reed
Gisele was a super model 17 years ago. Stop your fucking lying you faggot.
Brody Miller
i cant even remember who won super bowl 50
Camden Morris
>tonight she decided to go for the 50% of assets.
did you see how she started messing around with her wedding ring right after the Brady sack fumble?