No Ylyl thread? Let's have a laugh

No Ylyl thread? Let's have a laugh

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ha

Imagine going to your local grocery store, buying like a dozen watermelons and giggling to yourself at the checkout thinking how hilarious this picture is going to be --- only to botch it and make it about vegans and not niggers.

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bet if it was a yellow phallic shaped fruit you would have been rofl'ing right now wouldnt you

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this isn't funny at all bud. get a better sense of fucking humor you faglord

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assmad vegan, go eat a screaming plant like the dodder plant and go be a schitzo at 30 because of your lack of blood iron, creatin and B12

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The levels of assmad have been identified and it wasn't the vegan ITT. Hilarious.

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the first 3 contain 99% water, there is no PUSS in milk Kevin Blackburn! How are those dreadlocks? I know it's you. A few white blood cells does not count as puss.

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I know it's (you) and I am not mad, just annoyed by vegans.

I smell cognitive dissonance and pus on your breath

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I don't get it :(

Lost

and your black so.....

Being accused of paying for abusing and killing animals will definitely make any sain person buttmad, however that is the reality.

Vegetarians don't live longer because of their diet, they live longer because of their lifestyle. Eating vegetarian won't magically increase your lifespan, you have to make lifestyle changes.

A catholic, mormon, fag, and a vegan walk up to you on the street, how do you know? they will tell you.

Ikr, right? Teachers abusing there students for better grades is abhorrant.

Why can't vegan cucks comprehend how meaningless their propaganda is in the face of how delicious meat can be? Knowing the great sensation of tasting bacon makes it foolish to argue we didn't evolve for eating meat. Also, ethically it is disgusting to equate humans and animals, they should not be treated by the same standard, otherwise we'd have to have rights for bacteria in order to be logically consistant. Furthermore, equating humans and animals may cause some to be Kinder to animals, but many others will see it as legitimation for treating humans as we treat animals.

Tl;dr - Hitler was a vegetarian for a reason

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>t. pedo

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Tbh who wants to get that old?
The extra years are in pain anyways
Also theres a cross link to less risktaking as most vegans are women, who live longer anyways, and vegans tend to do less other harmfull stuff

I literally pay a guy I know for the explicit purpose of killing and evisecrating a specific pig I choose myself while it is alive for my family and friends to eat for the winter holidays. You are a sheltered cunt that lives too far away from the source of your food, and it fucks your brain up.
Also
>I see you have made a spelling error, therefore you lose by default

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I can't imagine them being intelligent enough to realize the creature that has the most selection to consume, has the best chance of survival. And they willingly eat vegetables and fruit with the irony being that its proven that planets react to being torn apart. These people are hypocrites, through and through. They are faggot hippies who would rather eat something with no mouth to scream, in order to hug the trees.

People who are well off can afford to eat whatever they like, and thus are more likely to stick to a vegan diet... And afford healthcare...

You kinda need to isolate variables if you're looking for something legitimately useful

So you say the only way to go is pescetarian and only eat fruits/nuts that fell from a tree themselves?

Good point, I'll have to reconsider my beliefs

I bet the tree's would punch them if they could. Maybe we should argue that tree-hugging is sexual harassment as it invades the trees personal space

>pic related, a typical vegan

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But do they live longer (on this calculated average) because they don't die early because of natural reasons or because their pussy asses avoid anything that could potentially be harmful or because their weak asses can't handle heavy machinery that usually gets people killed?

In short: does this average include only natural / health related deaths?

On wich i put a big fucking doubt, if it's not a case of:
Don't believe a study you didn't personally fake.

Aw fuck
This feels so wrong, yet so good

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Who gives a shit about 7 years?

cows are tested for mastitis and its obvious because the bag is grossly swollen and the milk comes out like string cheese. the milk is testing before it gets pumped out into the milk truck and its test again at the milk plant so any farmer and worker is not going to let it slip through because it would contaminate the whole batch and lose 1000s of dollars. stop being retarded.

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you're implying that those information are correct, wich is what i doubt from a source like:plantbasednews org

This is actually a misleading statistic. If you eliminate the Obesity omnivores the average is exactly the same.

Shes clearly worried about the good teacher.

this, so much. if this chart was even true - and who could really tell, since veganism is a trend for retards that is only 10-15 years old - vegans usually don't drive a car, don't do manual labor, nor expose themselves to smoking and alcohol.

¡Jajajajajaja!
>40yos always have rearted babbys

sir It appears you hit the "j" key instead of the "h" key. I believe you meant to type hahahaha and not "jajajajajaja"

Please proofread your posts before submitting.

come to brazil.

>speek american, boi!

Telling vegans to stop being retarded is like telling water to stop being wet

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But Hitler isn't black

I have killed by own cows before, I care not you calling me a killer because so what? I don't care, I shot it right in it's head with an air gun.

Is this what you have to tell yourself

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oh no no no
look at the sample sizes
*inhales*

6,706?

why does the graph start at 90?

Unfunny is unfunny. Theres no implication whatsoever of mooooolesting here. Lay it out better, back to the drawing board.

Is that because black people have an extremely low lifespan and are predominately omnivorous?

Even if that were true, I'll never give up eating meat. Grilled chicken? A good quality steak marinaded with my favorite marinade? Sign me the fuck up.

Fuck I actually kekked

We're not all autists here. Most of us got the implication.

lol, you're actually retarded. what does this have to do with the image you're referring to? how does this information refute or dispute the information in that image? retard alert!

enjoy your brain diseases and bad circulation, heart disease and illness. you might want to do a bit of research on real health and science if you don't want to look like a retarded redneck

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Because it excludes sand people

thanks you too

Yeah it doesnt say that all the vitamins are fucking added

vegans and vegetarians kill more animals on average than any omnivore

On a molecular level water is much drier than sand.

You sound smart. Do you happen to be vegan?

i drive a tesla

lole
wat a boot chronovores

>pus cells
OK retard

Why's the Joker preaching to me about being vegan?

You know you will still die right?

>Tl;dr - Hitler was a vegetarian for a reason

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That's not a pescetarian faggot

lost

Dat vegan nutsack though, very high T

Y'all dont belong here

holy shit i forgot about this band

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Nice dubs

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What a beta you are. Post glasses.

Damn. Now I need a hot vegan waifu

I'm going to keep spamming vegan troll posts as long as you keep falling for it

>Not beata at all
>just oldfag

Yes, plants are able to respond in a way we would call feel. BUT YO VEGAN SO SMURT CANT BE TRUE U MAD MEATEATER..
you know what I mean..

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This would be Traumatic but at least its not true!

Wy does this Graph stops at 120?

Nope, I pretty much just eat whatever.

Then shoot yourself and get it over with

>t. can't read a study's intro

Ive wondered about this for quite some time, why do Brazilians (all Spain based countries?) Write "jajaja"? If that how you laugh? Is "j" in yard language pronounced like the "h" in English?

Naw. I like to keep my house neat, and that would be really messy. Can't be assed to clean it up.

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So, a lot of guys you know at 77 running that heavy equipment? How retarded are you BTW?

This 'study' is utter BS. It's just made up. Fucking morons don't even know studies that cannot be replicated are withdrawn by researchers with integrity. Vegans have no integrity, because they're whole lives are about denial. Every food they touch is covered by prokaryotes they murder when they eat their raw foods.

Their weak ass minds would break if they knew the prokaryolocaust they were causing. They are nothing but murder.

It costs you nothing to tend your own business.

> 1% chance of downs syndrome makes for a great meme lol