Is being in the military about to become actually relevant again?

Is being in the military about to become actually relevant again?

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Be warned: in order to actually do anything cool in the military, you have to go in as an officer.

Enlisted get assigned to do menial bullshit.

Relevant to the people that make body bags.

that couldn't be more backwards. enlisted do actual fun shit. if you want to fire a gun, or blow shit up, be enlisted. if you want paperwork and responsibility, you go officer

That image is not a meme.

The Army will literally order you to do landscaping.

The Dallas shooter specialized in carpentry and masony, for Christ's sake.

T. Never been in the military

I don't know who to believe

Thinking about enlisting for airborne.

>if you want to fire a gun, or blow shit up, be enlisted.

Only if you go infantry, and only if they need infantry, which they don't right now, unless you want to and can go special forces.

>The Dallas shooter specialized in carpentry and masony, for Christ's sake.

Is it weird that I kind of want to see what his stuff looked like now that you said that?

PUSH THOSE SANDRAKERS OFF OUR WORLD

>Never been in the military

You got me.

I just wanted an excuse to post that image, honestly.

This is the opposite of true.

Red pill me on the reverses. Been think of join but I heard rumours that officers and full time soldiers absolutely shit on on you. Is this true? Don't wanna join just to get bullied.

Probably pyramids and sheeeittt

I graduate from university in less than 2 years. I plan on joining the Navy and becoming an officer through OCS. Why not? I wouldn't be lowest on totem pole, I get hella benefits, and can finish up post grad for free. If I get to defend my country and kill some mudlsimes while I'm at it, then so be it.

Don't forget hours of powerpoints on vital topics like
>suicide prevention
>EO
>sexual assault
>OPSEC
>human trafficking
>sexual assault
>accident avoidance
>resiliency training
>sexual assault

the other two are kinda right. you're gonna do menial bullshit either way. being an officer doesn't exempt you from bullshit. you're just doing a different kind of bullshit

>reverses
reserves

oops

This is basically as true as it gets.

This is why I went the true sham path and went warrant.

yes, very relevant if you consider being cannon fodder sent into Syria by Israel to be relevant

Officers:

>get to fly fighter jets
>get to command warships
>get to make important strategic decisions

Enlisted:

>get to rake dirt
>get to clean toilets

It hasn't really stopped being relevant for you america.

It's hard to think of a time when you had no military involvement anywhere.

Isn´t landscaping another term for building walls around one of those forward operating bases, or is that left to engineers?

Officers are literally worthless until they are at least 35.

rev up those 2 year contracts

You forgot to list
>personal vehicle safety checks
>more suicide prevention
>long weekend safety meetings
>another sexual assault class
>hip pocket training
>another damn suicide prevention class (almost like they are trying to give you an idea)
>and lastly the don't rape each other battalion level briefing

Enlisted do more hands on work. An Officer can only spend 2-3 years in the field as a platoon leader/SOF team officer. Enlisted guy could stay in the field for as long as they like basically, barring old age.

OFFICERS
>fly jets maintained by mechanics and ordies
>don't actually know how to drive the ship
>take orders from Chiefs

ENLISTED
>maintain order and cleanliness
>stand the watch
>do the actual lifting
>account for 85% of all medals

fixed that for ya

>Complaining about big military
No shit the big military is crap, that's why you get /fit/, stop being a pussy and hop on a Special Ops unit.

That or something like a pilot. Basicaly Aviation/SOF is what you want.

>85% of medals
>anytime senior NCOs and officers do anything its a guaranteed award
>meanwhile the juniors get certificates of "appreciation"
kek

I wasn't talking about fruit cocktail.

>comms
>purple durple
>MOH

what is a MOS.
fucking kill yourself pog.

if you want airborne just go ranger.

This shouldn't be shocking given the scenarios most of those are given in.

weekend warriors is for fags that can't commit.

top kek

Being commissioned is the definition of menial bullshit.

You should start by enlisting, and go for your commission after you get experience if you decide to go that route. If you're rich-fag "educated" type you can go straight for commission - but you're not.

>wouldn't be lowest on the totem pole.
lol everyone hates LTs even privates talk shit.
what mos you want?

It depends on your job really, and what branch you go into.

I was a mechanic in the Navy, not an office job but not exciting. My father was a radio operator in the Marines. Won't talk anything about it, just talked me out of joining the Marines even though he has his little shrine to it. I can tell he was very proud of it, but he still doesn't brag or talk about it. The only thing was he didn't want me to do it, and he told me "war isn't romantic".

warrant officer master race. i wanted to go CID when i was in the infantry but ended up getting out instead.

i hope so

joining aus navy next year

>every officer is a fighter pilot.
>each officer gets their own warship
you basically the NCO's bitch until you're a captain.

Military men are scum and people are waking up to who they really are.

Fuck you

What are you joining as? Are you going officer?

If you are enlisting, prepare to clean toilets for the first year before you actually do your job. Someone's got to do it, and there isn't a designated job that cleans toilets. So you are going to get to your first ship fresh out of bootcamp thinking you are going to be some sort of highly advanced equipment operator, and they are going to have you highly advance clean up shit.

After that, then you'll be trained to do you job again, even though before you got to your ship you went through school to do your job. But you're an idiot, everyone thinks of you as a soft idiot, so you'll be talked down to. Then you get to do bitch work while everyone else sits around laughing at you.

After the first year it's not too bad. Just remember, there's guys in there that have been in there for a longer time. They're going to shit on you because you're newer.

But some of us have real jobs but also want to prepare for any happenings.

All military men are scum.

Look at this madfag

I'm not mad, just disgusted at anyone who joins the army.

The user you got bitter at said he was joining the Australian Navy.

Yeah? Navy is part of the military.

>menial
I do not think it means what you think it means.

Examples of menial bullshit:
TA-50 inspections
PMCS
Area Beautification
Sergeant's Time
GI parties
Pro-mask cleaning
Post FTX weapons cleaning
post FTX vehicle cleaning

But you said Army, not it's military? Get your shit together you underaged shitposter.

>Knife 1-1 proceeding to Turkish Missile Silo
>user, you're on point
What do, Sup Forums?

>A FUCKING LEAF

...

oh fuck no a leaf! there's always some cuck who hates soldiers. no one cares.

Should just get him to play COD

An autist like him, would probably be pretty damn good at it

C-c-can tg get into military D: ???

delete this RIGHT FUCKING NOW

cont...
CQ
Gate Guard
KP
Police Calls
MWR support
Unrinalysis
Health and Welfare inspections

Check. Hey sarge, how do I strafe?

>signing up to be the governments dog because you lack a brain or motivation to do anything else

Come on senpai you're not that useless are you?

No one cares, but sure buddy sure. Joining the army even though you will have to kill people is TOTALLY ok

If you're stupid and selfish sure

Freedom of Speech BITCH

THIS

Right, because there are no mentally/physically demanding roles in the US military that require a resilience and intelligence at all.

kek

>that uncut dick
Oh god is that really a cock

I don't even know how to join Morocco's military, there's no conscription, no info online, we were never approached during high school either

If Trump calls for volunteers for a Holy War in Libya, Sinai, Syria and Iraq, you better all sign up. Europeans too. Everyone must join and remove kebab.

Thats because youre an overweight, spineless, freeloading, piece of hippy garbage that couldnt defend himself from a fucking misquito let alone be a member of a team to defend our country. Its a good thing people like me can make up for garbage like you. Fucking faggot

I wanted to fall for the military meme but I don't handle other people well, and these ones are mostly obnoxious
>tfw can't be a sniper because of sight

U.S. military offers free LASIK.

#notallleafs

That's pretty great desu

I've always entertained the idea of joining the french military if I ever manage to get french nationality, but I've got really bad vision too (myopia and astigmatism), so I'm probably going to be limited in my choices

well I haven't checked, but have a feeling we're from being like the U.S. military, and laser surgery costs like 1-2k dollars from what I'm seeing on some of these sites

I don't know tho, after finishing college I feel like I'll need to do something exciting for a while

You know you are just fighting for oil right?

>Still believing the fighting for Oil meme
Hippie fuck detected

Hey guys serious question here.

So I have nothing to live for and I want to join the military to kill mudslimes in the upcoming WW3.

However I have pros and cons

Pros:
> I am not bodybuilder magazine fit, but I do lift, and would probably be more fit than 75% of the recruits.
> All pretentiousness aside, I am highly intelligent, 1400 SAT score on the old scoring method, anywhere from 120-140 IQ depending on the testing method... Maybe this could get me some better M.O.S?
> My only other skills are fucking 5 years of culinary and 2 years of HVACR air conditioner repair.

Cons: (pls no bully)
> A misdemeanor for whipping out my dick in front of a lady while drunk
> A felony (improper use of a 2 way comm device) for getting nudes of a 15 year old when I was 20. However she had told me she was 18

I am NOT a sex offender, and I do NOT have a violent history, or any violent offense.

I will be 27 when enlisting.

Do you all think I have any hope of getting in? Again pls no bully.

>animefags
>judging anyone

Kill yourself degenerate

How is it a meme do you really believe that the U.S would sacrifice 4 trillion dollars when it was already 12 trillion in debt to help liberate one country from Saddam Hussein? Also im not a hippy I'm a libertarian. They also did it so construction companies could make more money.

5000kn po oku, prije 2 tjedna sam skinuo. nije više tak skupo

of course you can, the government would love to send you into your death for their own personal gain ;)

> I am not bodybuilder magazine fit, but I do lift, and would probably be more fit than 75% of the recruits.


Doesn't mean shit. There's more of an emphasis on cardio and calisthenics. You're too old for infantry and combat MOS'. It's a young man's game and I doubt you want to be ordered around by some 22 year old.

>this hockeypuck

Iraq was about furthering the Plan of 1918, to destabilize the banks and crush any American opposition.

Our guarantee with Persia allowed us to flood the market with oil, while fucking the Saudis and Israel at the same time.

Read a book.

>Only if you go infantry
Armour
Engineers
Army Aviation

nice, al se meni iskreno ne isplati kad imam samo -0.5

I was seriously considering finishing my college degree and joining the British army. I know I'd get so much shit for it here but the Irish army is an absolute waste anyway, and the British army openly accepts Irish applicants. Is it a good career choice?

>Iraq was about furthering the Plan of 1918, to destabilize the banks and crush any American opposition.
WTF how could some tinpot dessert country destabilize American banks and crush America

> Our guarantee with Persia allowed us to flood the market with oil, while fucking the Saudis and Israel at the same time.
We area allied with them idiot, read a book.

join private security instead

Dude no offense but I didn't ask for your meme opinions, just if you think I'd make it or not

>Post picture of fuzzy (PVT) piece of shit
>even has phase badge indicating he hasn't reached the operational army

t. A piece of shit SPC

That said most of my days are spent doing meaningless bullshit

No, you're just a paddy. Join one of those intelligence gathering mi5 or GCHQ if you want to make a difference

>implying I want to make a difference

I want to make money and wear a snazzy uniform.

Join the guards then, or french foreign legion if you're inclined, British Army if you want but unless you're exceptional don't think you'd advance very far.

...

>tfw commissioned as an Ensign 2 months ago
>tfw head to flight school in November
>tfw joined the military just in time for WWIII

God damn I fucking love my life right now. Really hope I get jets so I can bomb the fuck out of some filthy foreigners.

>2 years of HVACR air conditioner repair.
maybe you will do well on the mechanical section of the ASVAB. If you really are smart then you will do well on the rest and the military will be happy to have you. Mechanics are valuable as shit my man. Go talk to a recruiter on monday.

>some coup happening a shithole like turkey
>niggers getting BTFO'd by cops
>being retarded enough to think any of this has an impact on 1st world (((white))) countries

kek

This

80% of what you do is some dumb shit like this or sitting in a watchtower all night long as infantry

>kek
BTW the kek thing isn't just fags that got bored with lel, it's fag satanists and their ignorant tools who want pain and suffering because they're pathetic shitbags. Don't buy in, watch youtu.be/XXRC4TfmHEs?t=15m and make up your own mind. Also look into Manly P Hall's freemason plan for 3 world wars, with the 3rd being to instigate war between islam and christianity.