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what do you think? will crazy space racing be kino or what?
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what do you think? will crazy space racing be kino or what?
I want it to keep getting as ridiculous as possible.
They should go to space and back to their racing roots.
Drag race on the moon.
I think I'd actually watch that
they all should be cyborgs
This. I wanna see Dom and the familia face off against aliens.
>tfw the 10th movie will be called "FASTEN you seatbelts"
I want the next film to be about depression and be called "The Fast and the Lugubrious"
>Only drag racing on the moon
>Not having the familia land on a big car shaped asteroid, racing around to plant booster rockets so the asteroid can drift around planet earth and avoid annihilation
Too small, junior
independence day 3 is dom drag racing the aliens to decide the fate of the earth
>tfw the last scene of the series is vince and the rock playing chicken on the moon
I would non-ironically watch this
>they race around the rings of saturn
I'm not even mad. That's so retarded that it's endearing.
they should face alt-right news writers in the next installment, they could call it 'the fast and the spurious'
Prolly. Given the track record. They'll team up with "high tech terror" Charlize Theron to take down said villain of the next movie. Also it'd prolly be some BS prison they built in space that no one can escape from (uh huh....) and of course, as always. "I need your team Dom."
How long until they get super powers as well?
The Russian space shuttle (let's pretend) is on its way to divert a small near-earth asteroid so it hits Yellowstone and causes a mega eruption which tanks the US of A. The Familiia are sent in the USA Shuttle to get to the asteroid first and blow it away, except they "accidentally" divert it to Moscow. The FF series ends with a ticker tape parade for the returning heroes, at least the ones who survived ;_;
space
+ timetravel to dinosaurs and superfuture
+ alternate timelines
+ aliens
>illegal drag race on newly constructed moon road
>Vin Diesel pulling away from nearest racer
>swerves away from incoming asteroid that goes through nearby racecar
>racer drives off track and dies from lack of oxygen
>"Dayum!" exclaims black supporting actor
>Cyborg Johnny Tran gets the Yakuza and Triad to work together to steal McGuffin away from Dom's Team
Carkino
John Cena as the villain of a Fast and the Furious film who drives a invisible car when?
here we goooo
Sign me up.
>yfw the Fast and Furious series has just been backstory to explain how Dom got into space and changed his name to Riddick
>dominic goes to space to search for brian in heaven so he has someone to play WoW with again
lol
MAKE IT HAPPEN
holy fuck that would be amazing
Was Vin telling the truth?
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>the familia cyborgs get their asses to mars after something went wrong
>zero G fistfights with faceless random megacorporation goons
>spiderlegged cyborg dom docking a ferrari in vacuum of space and drives through chinese space station wrecking havoc
>someone is a double agent something something betrayal
>drag races on olympus mons which is actually heist on federal mars bank
>riddick is from furia
>fast and furious
>furious
>furia
it's fucking canon now
epic haha
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341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#7**
>The problem the studio has is that their solution to two actors disliking each other is not to remind them they are getting paid a ton of money to act nice to each other, but that they forced the other actors in the movie to essentially choose sides which just makes everything worse. Vin Diesel/Dwayne Johnson ("The Fate of the Furious")
Who's gonna get cut from the franchise?
who called who a candy ass?
who in the cast would side with Vin 'Axis of Evil' Diesel?
How long until they go back in time to challengue Hittler into a ̶s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶i̶o̶r̶ race?
Not even Paul Walker would've sided with him.
Hence why Vin had to cut the brakes on that car
Dwayne said a fellow cast member was a candy ass bitch and drama queen on the set of the movies. Everyone thought he was taking about vin
That's what happens when you put two Alphas in same group, it's just FUCKING NATURE
>2 fast for earth
Hollywood is full of prima donnas and jerks but most just keep quiet about it, Vin must have been pretty bad if the Rock decided to badmouth him.
Why are they even fighting?
He was.
So far only Ludacris publically sided with Vin. Everyone else is trying to remain neutral.
one says it was homo, the other says it was no homo
>Fast 13: Fast and the Curious
Dom fucks an alien and teaches the alien race about family.
Fast & Fur10us will be about our universe's family teaming up with an alternate reality family.
>They will go into space and steal asteroids made of diamonds and use them to slam into earth because ''DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU''
There's a writer for this franchise?
They should somehow be cryogenically frozen, write from there.
RIDDICK CROSSOVER WHEN
>They inadvertently end up racing in Redline
I would watch this so hard.
> F&F in space
> the next Machete movie was supposed to be in space
Machete Kills the Furious in Space
The one that doesn't have a producer credit.
>24th one will be called "TOO fast FOR you"
I fucking love these movies. They just keep getting better and better
FUND IT! If Bond can go to space so can Dom.
>All the previous Fast and Furious movies have been shifting into Turbo
>Now may be setting controls to outer space
Fuck yes.
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FF series needs more super saiyans and frieza trying to destroy the world but vince and rock need to beat him in a race around space to save the world
As long as they bring back Johnny Tran for the space drag race
When they announced 10 I already guessed these niggas were going to race aliens by the end at that pace of escalation.
DO IT
Epstein just kicked in, yo
I wish I could take a big long piss on Paul Walkers grave too.
Fucking this.
this
I want fast and furious with portals
They should really bring back Paul Walker. His careers been dead since the last one he was in.
>datedge
Time travel
LET'S RACE DOC
Uranium? that's some heavy shit doc .
I agree with this. Just fucking go nuts.
We heavy metal now !
That is nice. The rock being the main face of the franchise is good too.
How were these movies so successful? I saw the first movie in theaters and didn't really think it was anything special. I haven't seen a single movie since then and have had no urge to watch any of the sequels. What is the draw for the movies?
They're going back to Tokyo at the end of this one apparently
Some user posted a plot leak a couple months ago, it sounded pretty legitimate
>Dom goes "bad" because he is blackmailed by Cipher who has Paul and his wife or some shit
>Hobbs and Dom came up with the plan of him to go bad to gain more Intel on Cipher
>Cipher is actually the sister of Deckard and Owen, her goal was to break Deck outta prison
>Turns out the entire Shaw family is a weapons cartel that sells shot to both sides of conflict all over the world, Tokyo is involved in this
>Mom of the Shaws who is played by Helen Miren is the matriarch of the family
>Dom recruits Sean who tells him on phone that shit in Tokyo is crazy, Dom tells him that yea he knows why
>Also apparently Hans death is tied into this because he didn't wanna play ball with the Shaws so Helen ordered him to be taken out
Anyway at the end is when they go to Tokyo, I'm just typing what I remember from that anons post
Brian Tee has apparently been asked to reprise his role as DK in the next installment
There's also an emotional scene on the phone Dom has with Brian in Furious 8
The Rock confirmed franchise viagra my man B|
Really shitty but really rewatchable
Link to where you found information, please!
I think it's interesting how rhis drama started right when the new movie where vin betrays the rock is starting to be advertised.....
2-4 where they're still about racing are meh. From 5 onward they're over the top action movies and keep getting progressively more ridiculous.
5 is still best, though.
>Cipher is actually the sister of Deckard and Owen
That's great, the villain in every following one should be a new family member.
Are they just action movies with cars and shit? I honestly don't even remember a thing from the first movie. Although I do know these movies do well in china so maybe they just have a boner for cars or something? i really don't understand this cash cow.
Oh shi
>Are they just action movies with cars and shit?
Yes.
There's a scene where some terrorists are attacking a city where the rock is in the hospital with a broken arm and other injuries, he decides to just get out of bed and breaks his arm cast by flexing and then picks up a massive gatling gun off a helicopter and starts shooting all the bad guys
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This is experimental art house filmmaking
>Patrick Stewart as Uncle Shaw
>Kirk Douglas as Grandpa Shaw
>Daniel Craig as Cousin Shaw
>Daisy Ridley as Niece Shaw
>Prince William and Kate's Baby as Baby Shaw
Someone post Vin's flying headbutt.
>mfw this has all been an elaborate prequel to the riddick movies
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lazy faggot
this looks like a fucking parody sketch. I would say I can't even believe people eat this shit up, but then I realize the world we live in. This is boiler plate kino for the majority of theater goers.
unbelievable
I love these movies honestly, it's basically twilight for dudes, high budget visual fast food. Gonna get wasted with the boys next weekend to go yell at the screen while watching this
>astroid is heading towards earth
>"WE NEED ASTRONAUTS...THAT CAN DRIVE SPACE-NISSAN"
>The gang comes together and do the typical montage shit like Armageddon
>climax of them movie
>Vin pulls up next to the astroid
>Suddenly the astroid pushes the nos button
>I WONDER IF YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO IT IN TOKYO
>hurr i only watch smart movies
Back to ribbit
>He thinks people take these movies seriously
>tfw too smart to see fun action movies