ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / INCEST / GENERAL DEGENERACY

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / INCEST / GENERAL DEGENERACY

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I wish I could fuck my cousin

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Sometimes I bump threads

In high school I became a huge pill head that quickly grew beyond what a job bagging groceries could afford.

One time in desperation I let my friend/supplier slip stuff to my sister and fuck her for a months worth of pills.

I turned my prude wife on to a BJ fetish.

It started off fun having my dick sucked daily but then went to an addiction for her.

We have a great marriage with the understanding I turn a blind eye to her dick sucking fetish.

She will admit she sucks a dick a day. Its been 3 days since I asked for one.

I kinda like it. Neither of us has any intersted in letting her fuck. Sucking is another thing though.

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I was in a few GILF shoots for a small UK website when I was at university.

My sex life is insanely boring. My wife likes 3 positions, and 3 positions only. She doesn't enjoy sucking dick, she doesn't do anal any longer, she doesn't enjoy facials and that only happens maybe once every year.

I jack off every single day while she's still asleep. I get up 2 hours before her.

Fuck that pretty hot

Stop jacking off and fuck your wife like a proper husband you cuck

House sat for a friend once, she was very messy and had a pair of panties just lying out. I came in them and put them back where they were. I really hope she wore them

I massacred 27 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '87.

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Posted before but
>had sex almost daily with my mentally handicapped sister
>eventually got her pregnant
>got her case worker arrested for knocking her up
>she had the kid

I had an ex who wanted to do kinky shit for me. Actually had her go out and make a video of someone slamming the back of her throat and then spraying it on her face.

Mixed emotions, but angry fucking your personal slut is the best.

Pic?

lol not posting a pic of my sister on here of all places...

Was case worker convicted?

Larp

Yeah

So show me your family?

How? DNA test should clear...

Did you miss the part where I said how boring it is?

I wasnt the one who posted about my family on here you did

Wow, nobody here has secrets, in other words. Using a VPN isn't allowed either. Why is anyone still here?

Eeeeeevery once in a while, something good actually happens in these threads.

I fucked a girl in a church parking lot once. I was scared God would smite me

I wish that someone will kidnap me and rape me.

Today I crossed a point of no return with my daughter.
I had her sit on my lap while having a throbbing boner.
I was on a thread earlier and someone made a comment about that.
I feel very weird right now.
This comment is obviously a work of fiction, but I can't help feeling things will not be the same again.

I work at a well know fast food joint. I spit on the food sometimes, just for fun.

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For a few years when I was much younger me and my sister did "things" pretty consistently. We did eventually go all the way and the relationship ended shortly after that. (The sexual part anyway)

m or f?

I am a male, kidnapper gender dosent matter

Die.

I wish there was a way to identify people like you walking down the street.

When did you first start thinking that?

Please tell me it's not White Castle.

There was other evidence suggesting he might have done it (In some pictures taken with other kids he worked with it appeared as if he was groping them)

The guy kept asking for a dna test but a judge decided that with the extra evidence he didn't want to waste anymore of anyone else's time.

I fucked my cousin... She ended up breaking up with me and invited me to her wedding.

Its awesome to do, but don't get attached

Since i was a kid i enjoyed watching pepole being tied up, later i discovered that i enjoy being tied myself, every when i do that i dream that im beeing kidnapped being raped and obeying every order

>I had her sit on my lap while having a throbbing boner.
How was it? Did she grind up against it?

>I feel very weird right now.
Guilt & arousal is an interesting combo

>but I can't help feeling things will not be the same again.
As if you'd want it to.

Watch the e01s01 of "You Are The Worst". I realized after watching that I stopped fucking my wife and only made love to her.

I gave a royal fucking the next night and then apologized for not fucking her like I should often enough. Her eyes lit up.

Sometimes life gets in a rut, you need to man up, take the risk, break the habits, and take charge. She will thank you for it.

Who has she been sucking off? Whats her age? Who was the youngest guy, oldest? Anybody you know?

Love her veiny tits

How do you think she would react if you were a bit more forceful in doing what you want?

Best friend and I sucked each others dick when we were 17. Have jacked off many times to the memory. Hot as fuck.


I'm a guy

Whats your relationship with her like now? Have you ever brought it up?

We were on a "school trip" for 2 weeks in another country.
It was amazing because I could fuck every night with my gf, but second week my gf got her period so I was really sad and horny in the end, the trip was good I was closer with some friends than before. And last night 10 of us slept in one room I slept with my gf and her best friend (Lucy).
In the evening I just laid In the middle of the queens bed and they talked to each other for a while and joined me. ( I't was outstanding move to have them around me.) I couldn't really sleep because I didn't empty my balls for a week and I didn't have the option to jerk off for the whole week. I was up for maybe 2 hours and imagined a whole lot of fantasies. I was pretty hard atm and I assumed that everyone is sleeping. So I got closer to the Lucy and she was sleeping on her back.
As I got closer to her I realised that I was under another blanket so I was tryibg to get under hers for like 15 minutes without her waking up.After I got there I opened her palm and put my dick into it. I grinded it for a bit and she didn't wake up. My heart started to speed up the rush of adrenaline and testosterone made my dick diamonds. She wore leggins and a sports bra she had really big titties for her age (we were same age it's not pedo). My gf is more like loli. So it was kinda new experience to me.

be a bit more imposing

I slowly started to touch her inner thigh and moved my hand up slowly and increased the pressure. The feeling of being caught by the people around me and especially my gf was so amazing. I got to her pussy I lowered the pressure and explored it with my fingers. After a while she got unconsciously aroused and her clit puffed for a bit and I started to rub it with one hand, with other I was slowly jerking so nobody would hear me. It was really amazing under those conditions, I didn't know how long It lasted but for me It was like ages. And then she woke up and vigorously whispered :
"user, don't even think about that." I was stunned and I pretended that I was sleeping and that she woke me up. I said in half asleep voice :"What ?" And took my hand back. She moved further and said : "I really can't you are my best friends bf." I thought that it was going to end up like in porn that I was going to fuck her brains out, and she said this. (We even planned a foursome with my gf Lucy and her ex year before, but they took it only as joke).

She got on her side, turned back to me. I waited few minutes and spooned her. I started to feel her big nice titties, and touched her whole body. Although she didn't resist I knew that she is not sleeping and she could definitely feel my dick on her ass but she didn't do any move. So I groped her for about an hour maybe, but i was too scared to fuck her. (It would be considered as rape, I know that this is too much too but she enjoyed it. Because she didn't have boyfriend at that time.) I'm not sure if i fell asleep spooning her and holding her tits. But nobody said anything in the morning so I probably changed position in the night. The next day I was having little chit-chat with her, to keep things cool in front of the gf. She looked really tired and I asked her If she slept well. I immediately regreted ehat I just said, and I'm glad that she didn't answer that.
From that day I'm always thinking If It's open offer and if I should break up with my gf and go fuck her.

bought a fleshlight, best decision in along time

Hey! Same here lol, it was on accident and we got caught and told to get the *hell* out of there

Who caught you?
We didn't get caught, and we were young and stupid so I came in her

I took my best friends little brothers virginity. When I was 19 I went on vacation with her family to a very nice beach. The beach house they rented was insane. We were having fun in the ocean and they went back to shore to eat. I got got in a rip tide and couldn’t get back. I panicked and swallowed some water and was just in terror. I felt someone grab me then next I remember being on my back coughing up water. Her 14 yr old brother pulled me back and gave me cpr. I felt a very strong emotional attachment to him almost instantly. He was up late watching tv so I joined. I knew things were going to go somewhere but I thought I might just give him a hand job. But as soon as I covered us with a blanket my head just kinda went to his crotch and I gave him his first blowjob. I swallowed and we started to make out. We made out for 20 minutes and I got carried away. I let him pull my shorts and panties off and I layed on my back. He got on top of me but didn’t put it in. I thought he just didn’t know what to do so I guided him in with my hand. He took over there and pumped me hard and fast. He came quick but I was happy I made him feel good. I had sex with him every night of the vacation. Thank god I was on the pill because we didn’t even think about condoms it was all passion. I never told my friend becuase I had a bf at the time and I didn’t want either of them to know. As far as I know she still doesn’t know. I feel bad because he was young but he seemed to want me to just as much.

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Now I know you're lying.

How hot are you?
That's every teenage boys wet dream

that's why I don't believe it. Would be amazing if it were true though

Got pics of them? Like to judge your choice of gf

Maybe the pastor? Idk some guy that lived nearby. Funny part is, we got dressed so fast that she put her shirt on backwards and her parents noticed when she got home. Wasn't allowed to go out alone with me for a couple months after that haha. Highschool man, that was about 5 yrs ago

Nice, so her parents found out.
High school for me too, after prom

Kek, I love how this forced meme has evolved

Been here all fall?

I'm slowly turning gay but I've been straight as an arrow all my life
I feel like I'm betraying everything me and my parents stand for

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well did he?

that's their secret sauce

I walked in on my son and step daughter having sex. I came home early from work not feeling good and heard movement in my sons room. I walked in without knocking asking him if he was sick to and when I looked at his bed my step daughter was on top of my son. The didn’t have a blanket or any cover so I unfortunately saw everything. I don’t remember what I actually said but I think it was what the fuck. I hurried myself out of the room and stayed in my room the rest of the day and night. I never brought it up to them and they have never tried to talk to me about it. I think everyone is happier pretending I never walked in on them.

Lol. Ive had sex in a church parking lot once and inside the church twice. Once was when i buttfucked my twelve year old cousin. Pic is story.

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Yea, but many falls have passed.

My mom's friend tried to fonger me in the back of the car.

Bbq mom

Question girl

Kind of like mine. We have a shitty relationship. She's hot but lazy af. She likes blowing me because she can make me cum fast. She wanted me to wear condoms, but I said fuck that. The deal is she has to let me cum in her mouth, and then she can do anything she wants with the cum, which is usually spit it in a wad of toilet paper.

Marriage in general.

>fonger

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Be married for a couple years and then judge.

A human can basically eat as many of those as he wants. There's nothing to them.

I won't post real photos but something like this. Gf on the left

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In terms of body not the face.

get hard from gore :/

fuked dis bitch

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My ex gf used to like anal but was shy about asking. She'd say "please" and that meant pull out of her pussy and stick it in her ass. I started saying, "Please what?" I'd keep fucking her pussy. "Please." "Please what?" Finally, she'd whisper "Please put it in my rectum." "What's that?" "Please put it in my ass." She was a pristine Presbyterian girl. Shit was hot. I'd make her use other words to keep it fresh. "Please." "Please what?" "Please fuck my ass." "You mean your shitter?" "Yes." "Say it." "Fuck my shitter." :D

You are lucky guy, that she likes anal. I taughr mine in the early days to get used to it but she doesn't enjoy it that much.

In my life, the ratio of women who want anal is about 1 in 10.

Its about your enjoyment,not her's

Not always. Fucking a girl who's just taking it to be a good sport isn't anywhere near as good as one who loves it.

Another fun anecdote. Used to fuck this girls who'd say, "Fuck me, Daddy, like you just don't care," over and over again. Unfortunately, that one was NOT into anal.

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I try best for her and she tries her best for me.

She just grabbed my left wrist and sat there looking at the laptop, pretending to pay attention to the screen and moving the mouse pointer. It was kind of awkward for a minute or two, because her hands were shaking and sweaty. I had my right arm on the armrest away from her body. I could feel my own hands sweating and trembling. I felt very awkward.
I then moved my right hand (I don't know why my hands felt so cold) from the armchair to her right knee, and moved my hand up her leg, under the skirt of her dress. She reacted to my touch by raising her hips and moving to the side. Closer to my erect penis.
Feeling her move made me move my right hand up to her hip. I could feel the soft fabric of her panties and her soft, warm skin. I was struggling with the idea of grinding her ass against my cock, as my wife does when we are alone and she sits in my lap.
I moved her to her left until her pussy was resting directly over my cock. I felt my penis throbbing inside my pants but then I froze. I felt her breathing and sitting there, her back turned against me. I could see in her ears and the side of her cheeks, how deeply she was blushing.
She was petrified for a moment, but then moved her right hand to my forearm, buried under her dress and settled all her weight on me. Her hips were so wide and soft. Jesus Christ I just wanted to pull her panties down and pump jet after jet of cum inside of her. Feeling her full weight and her soft, warm ass resting over my crotch made my cock jump. I swear she could have made cum just by moving her ass a little bit.
But she didn't. She just grabbed both my arms with her sweaty trembling hands. I could see her legs trembling too.
She just sat there for a few moments and stood up; then said "I love you dad, I'm going to check my phone" and gave me a kiss in the cheek.
A couple minutes after she left, I went to my room and fucked my wife like I hadn't done in a while.
I feel like shit now, extremely guilty and awkward.

Adipo-american spotted.

>Be me
>Have to take my fuckup friend to the methadone clinic buttcrack of dawn because car broke
>Sitting there on chair
>Hot girl starts talking to me and asks for a ride
>Say okay. She and friend get in my car.
>Drop my friend off. She starts crying and telling me all her problems. She lives with a nigger that she's going to have to start fucking if she can't get her methadone money together.
>How much is it?
>$300/mo.
>Want to stop over to my house for a bit?
>Likes my place, I guess. Starts sucking my cock.
>I tell her to move in with me. She's a regular girl, just has a drug problem she's trying to deal with without doing street drugs.
>Becomes my girlfriend and I start paying for her clinic, but we both know she has to do whatever I want.
>Dress her up sexy and twist her all up like a pretzel and fuck her ass. Wake her up in the middle of the night for blowjobs. Make her sit on my cock and bounce. Cum in her face. Shit was cash.
>Get tired of her and tell her to move on. Asks to be driven to the nigger's house.

>Adipo-american
Eurofag detected. Castle burgers were like paper think patty of something gray between mostly air buns.

You really shouldn't be defending eating 27 of anything except maybe rice, fatass.

You vegans are worse than Stormfags. gtfo my Sup Forums.

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Obesity seems to be affecting your reading comprehension. Take a lap.

Do you think she will keep coming back to sit in your lap from now on? Sounds like you loved every moment of it given how hard you fucked your wife afterwards. Looks like this was just a natural progression of everything y'all have done so far.

>I feel like shit now, extremely guilty and awkward.
Yet despite those feelings you'd probably do it all again if you could and maybe even go further than you did.

Angry vegan detected.

When I was 16 I made out with an 8yo girl a couple times. No regrets.

Are you halloween costume guy?

Yeah, indoctrination can fuck you up when you find eventually it is incompatible with the truth.
Sorry your journey invovles self hate.

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How old is she