ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Isometric racer.
>Orange racer is a prick.
ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.
>Isometric racer.
>Orange racer is a prick.
RC Pro AM?
Boxes have sex
Blue man shoots rocks
Jews selling magic keys
Nice.
>Japanese James Bond.
SeXboX360
Gauntlet
Nope
Classic RPG
Tetris
Errr....still on the NES right?
Yes.
Metal Gear Solid?
No.
>Aliens get too close for comfort.
Gotta go with Ninja Gaiden
Earthbound
I like your thinking, but no.
Fuck you...
Deja Vu?
Huehuehuehue. No.
Two pricks one ball
guess
Pong.
Kinda hard...im trying my best
It's supposed to be hard. But you'll get it. And you'll say "oh goddamnit!" when you get it.
Tenchu? xD
Oh wait....
Motherfucking Kung Fu! Obviously
My head will explode before i can get the right answer
Risk everything to free this hot blonde chick you got a crush on from badass kidnapper
Golgo 13
No.. NES game.
I believe in you!
BOOM! Winner!
Oh looool yea this is gold
>be a character
>some things happen
>combat those things to resolve the situation
>something else happens
>find a way to fix that thing as well
>everything comes to a head
>story makes more sense now
>roll credits
Mario?
>clumsy mollusc
Holy shit, thats a deep cut my dude. Didnt know I was working with fucking professionals
Lemmings
Tron
Fuck the orange car! Me and my bros would always get pissed when it began to cheat kek
No. Think more about the phrasing than the description.
Nope. Wrong system.
Metroid?
Shit answer seems too obvious
Hahaha, I know, but the answer seemed funny
Blow up drug dealers and horny clowns with rockets. Winners don't use drugs.
NARC
Satan checked
Contra
Correct!
Burt Sampson vs. the Space Mutants
kek
I absolve you of none of your sins my sons
Wrong system, it's newer. Only giving these hints because I posted on hard mode.
Myst
Oh shit, I thought we were sticking to NES.
Also nice trips
Life is Strange.
That's fuckin' metal, bro! Hell yeah!
*Heavy metal solo rift plays*
>Grim Reaper travel agent.
Not pc, console
I should have, but i'm not OP
Close-ish. Never played that, but heard it was good.
Miss deliveries, residents cancel subscriptions. Person responsible for delivering calls it quits.
Paperfag.
>The 2 games that uses ROB in the US.
Absolution is a mistake
Yup
Paperboy
Correct, paperfag was also accepted
Be a dragon, realize it was all a dream.
>The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Halo
Bad Fags?
Dragon warrior...
Get it?
Well played.
Bad Dudes
Colder than Life is Strange. Different console.
Who is this fucking beautiful faggot one minute ahead of me? Fuck...
I take this bazooka. Shoot Hilter in helicopter to save comrade
Bionic Commando?
>A cheeta, goat, and mole summon a mythical creature
>the main antagonist is a manlet who doesn't really do much
>the items you originally need become worthless in the final world
Shit....
Deep Space?
Hell yeah user
Nope. It's an exclusive, though. Pretty popular.
You cannot stump me on US NES games!!
pixel rape
Custer's Revenge
If it is Ori and the Blind Forest I am going to be very upset
I'm trying to think of some other ones, it's been ages since I've played them
Hard mode:
>Warrior, Cleric, Elf, Bard, etc
>Top down action and magic
>TG16
Well, you're in luck! That's not really an exclusive, but same year.
Anthropomorphic predators glitch off the screen with decadence of other games
Dont put hamster in microwave. Save gf from evil doctor.
Cheetahmen.
Also, I should clarify, I mean REAL NES games, not homebrew or third party shit, because that list could go on forever.
Maniac Mansion. Although you can't put the hamster in the microwave in the NES version.
Correct! I thought you can explode the hamster in NES?
Oh easy.... FIFA 2016
At least not in the US version. Maybe other ports.
Nope. Ps4 exclusive.
You have my respect user
Ps3* not 4, sorry.
Jews sell magic keys
Solomon's Key. lol
Gauntlet?
No.. but Gaunlet-ish.