ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Isometric racer.
>Orange racer is a prick.

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RC Pro AM?

Boxes have sex

Blue man shoots rocks

Jews selling magic keys

Nice.

>Japanese James Bond.

SeXboX360

Gauntlet

Nope

Classic RPG

Tetris

Errr....still on the NES right?

Yes.

Metal Gear Solid?

No.

>Aliens get too close for comfort.

Gotta go with Ninja Gaiden

Earthbound

I like your thinking, but no.

Fuck you...

Deja Vu?

Huehuehuehue. No.

Two pricks one ball


guess

Pong.

Kinda hard...im trying my best

It's supposed to be hard. But you'll get it. And you'll say "oh goddamnit!" when you get it.

Tenchu? xD

Oh wait....

Motherfucking Kung Fu! Obviously

My head will explode before i can get the right answer

Risk everything to free this hot blonde chick you got a crush on from badass kidnapper

Golgo 13

No.. NES game.

I believe in you!

BOOM! Winner!

Oh looool yea this is gold

>be a character
>some things happen
>combat those things to resolve the situation
>something else happens
>find a way to fix that thing as well
>everything comes to a head
>story makes more sense now
>roll credits

Mario?

>clumsy mollusc

Holy shit, thats a deep cut my dude. Didnt know I was working with fucking professionals

Lemmings

Tron

Fuck the orange car! Me and my bros would always get pissed when it began to cheat kek

No. Think more about the phrasing than the description.

Nope. Wrong system.

Metroid?

Shit answer seems too obvious

Hahaha, I know, but the answer seemed funny

Blow up drug dealers and horny clowns with rockets. Winners don't use drugs.

NARC

Satan checked

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Contra

Correct!

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Burt Sampson vs. the Space Mutants

kek

I absolve you of none of your sins my sons

Wrong system, it's newer. Only giving these hints because I posted on hard mode.

Myst

Oh shit, I thought we were sticking to NES.

Also nice trips

Life is Strange.

That's fuckin' metal, bro! Hell yeah!
*Heavy metal solo rift plays*

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>Grim Reaper travel agent.

Not pc, console
I should have, but i'm not OP
Close-ish. Never played that, but heard it was good.

Miss deliveries, residents cancel subscriptions. Person responsible for delivering calls it quits.

Paperfag.

>The 2 games that uses ROB in the US.

Absolution is a mistake

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Yup

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Paperboy

Correct, paperfag was also accepted

Be a dragon, realize it was all a dream.

>The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Halo

Bad Fags?

Dragon warrior...

Get it?

Well played.

Bad Dudes

Colder than Life is Strange. Different console.

Who is this fucking beautiful faggot one minute ahead of me? Fuck...

I take this bazooka. Shoot Hilter in helicopter to save comrade

Bionic Commando?

>A cheeta, goat, and mole summon a mythical creature
>the main antagonist is a manlet who doesn't really do much
>the items you originally need become worthless in the final world

Shit....

Deep Space?

Hell yeah user

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Nope. It's an exclusive, though. Pretty popular.

You cannot stump me on US NES games!!

pixel rape

Custer's Revenge

If it is Ori and the Blind Forest I am going to be very upset

I'm trying to think of some other ones, it's been ages since I've played them

Hard mode:
>Warrior, Cleric, Elf, Bard, etc
>Top down action and magic
>TG16

Well, you're in luck! That's not really an exclusive, but same year.

Anthropomorphic predators glitch off the screen with decadence of other games

Dont put hamster in microwave. Save gf from evil doctor.

Cheetahmen.

Also, I should clarify, I mean REAL NES games, not homebrew or third party shit, because that list could go on forever.

Maniac Mansion. Although you can't put the hamster in the microwave in the NES version.

Correct! I thought you can explode the hamster in NES?

Oh easy.... FIFA 2016

At least not in the US version. Maybe other ports.

Nope. Ps4 exclusive.

You have my respect user

Ps3* not 4, sorry.

Jews sell magic keys

Solomon's Key. lol

Gauntlet?

No.. but Gaunlet-ish.