Help whats my opener?

Help whats my opener?
Tryin to wife up this chick cause shes cute but the bio gives me no open. pics dont either

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Hey you're cute. Want to go out for coffee?

you are now my girlfriend

"Girl I'd hop on that ass like a kangaroo"

Roll

Let's be real here, Taylor. I'm hot, you're hot, when are we getting together?

Bush did 9/11

"Did you know that lying about your age is a felony? I'm gonna need to cuff you."

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show bobs and vagana

I used this one straight and to the point.

Um... Why?

ask her if it hurt.....when she fell from heaven

this one never fails

This desu

Winrner

u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently

Do you scream loud?
Lets meet up, can you bring a tarp and some duct tape?
Ever go on Sup Forums?

This goddamn copypasta...

no response yet, i think i should have used this

Oh Tay tay, let me play with your vajayjay

>discord_.gg/BuBVUUH

>i LiKe tO hAve fUn
oh, wow. what a unique and enticing personality. does she like breathing oxygen and eating food as well?

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