World War 3 imminent

>Tfw we're all getting drafted in January
>tfw the anons we've been arguing with across the planet we'll have to meet on the battlefield

It's been a long run brothers.
>tfw everyone 18 to 25 is getting drafted

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All because of a FUCKING ROACH

>Only son with no living heirs to my name

I'm good thanks.

Nah i don't feel like it

Lets do it brother

Yeah
What a fucking asshole.

>implying the fat NEETs on here are fit for service either mentally or physically.

>tfw its the middle of july and it's a very comfy 70 degrees. This summer is nothing compared to the 1930s

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>tfw everyone 18 to 25 is playing Pokemon

Sounds good desu, I'm in.

mfw in mid thirties.
I wanna play too.

Why is ww3 imminent?

If the give me a gun i'll blow my brains out.
For the lulz

canon fodder

Don't worry lads. Nintendo will make shit like Articuno and Gyrados European exclusive. All that much easier to enlist.

>mfw always sad that I'm not 18-25 but today I can be happy again
I'll be enjoying your women goys

fugggggggggggggggggggggg

The draft does not care.
The draft never sleeps.
The draft picks you. You don't pick not the draft.

See you in hell

I'm 27, have fun dying for Israel

>mfw I just turned 28 in June.

28 years old here, Have fun.

>tfw turning 26 in December

And we'll be fighting who exactly?

Your mom

>tfw no outstanding health problems and in my early 20s
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>18 to 25
I would be fine if I wasn't already in the Guard.
Operation Meatshield, here I come.

Jokes on you, I'm too fat and autistic to get drafted

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someones gotta clean the barracks shitters user

Hey guys my brother wants to know if 17 years olds can be drafted?

28 here. I'm pretty sure my psychological diagnoses would exclude me from any draft regardless of age.

here with ya, I've had the growing feeling that I would be drafted since I was just a wee boy

fuck off kike

>mfw right foot amputee

I'll run over my own foot if Hillary is pres but if Trump is pres I will enlist before the draft picks me.

>they don't know
Good news faggots, draft age is up to 45 and has been for years in the USA.

The draft will take you anyway.
The draft loves autists. They don't question orders.

Id rather get drafted than be a right footless wall builder desu

Fuck out of here you autist

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No

You too?

>I wanna enlist
>getting drafted anyway

based innit lads

cant wait to pop some roach up with a gun and be considered a hero by the birds

>my brother

I'm on too many medications, I've actually already tried to enlist.

You picked the wrong time to be an amputee m8. Well, being forced to be the first cyborg soldier isn't so bad I guess.

>just re-enlisted
>some of you might be my subordinates

Welcome to the suck fags

>tfw neutral
enjoy dying lads

Jokes on you, I have a life long disease that exempts me anyways

Is it autism?

>mfw too old to get drafted

So i'm sure this is all bullshit, since i'm retarded i'm going to ask.
Are you for fucking real, WW3, DRAFT is there a legitimate cause to believe any of this, at all?!
A retarded fat beta autist, cheers anons

CONSTANTINOPLE WHEN

i have a us citizenship, will i be drafted too?

No ANZAC? That's a shame

Upset feminazis getting drafted please

I can't kill a fellow Sup Forumsack in battle ;_;
We're supposed to build a nation together under /PathOfLight/ ;_;

see

Standards will drop once enough soldiers are burned through

Then they'll drop again and again until no more soldiers are needed.

> tfw /fit/ and 34

hope I can get enlisted, I want to be sent out for mudslime extermination duty

>Mexico being involved in WW3
>Mexico having a military at all to fight with
kek

turning 26 in december
I am saved

The draft is very different.

Turns out that the very mental illness that would otherwise prevent me from owning guns is the very same mental illness that would prevent me from having them among supposed "allies".

if you're in whatever the age range is now for the draft, then yes

Mewtwo in Erodgen throne room.

Yfw you're fucking Canadian

thats a meme

We anons need a code for when we meet on the battlefield. Something no one could ever guess. I'm thinking one person asks "what time does the narwhal bacon?" And the other answers "Midnight". Thoughts?

Not a mental disease, I couldn't join if I wanted to

Guess they'll have to stick to their autists if they want meat shields

Nah it's alright. Nothing will happen, singles confirm.

I can't wait until I join these faggots and force them to fight mudslime. I'll make them enjoy it. otherwise they'll make great shields at least

Now, from this post, we can tell that you have autism.
Were you aware of that?

which one is that?

>tfw 27
>tfw couldnt be drafted for a bunch of other reasons

feels good normies, have fun dying for fucking nothing!

My flag isn't 'murcan.

Surely the UK wouldn't do that. Right, guys? Right?

Brazil is always in the winning side.

We literally never lost a war.

This happens every summer on /pol, just in case anyone is actually worried about World War III.

is draft-dodging degenerate

Not an argument

M-my injuries p-prevent m-me f-from c-completing basic t-training and I-I am in C-college a-and I have two d-disqualifying misdemeanors on my r-record

>been for years in the USA.
Of course it's not an argument. I have no need to argue for whether or not my country is another one. Silly 'Murca.

>all the white men get sent off to war
>white women are left behind with the non whites
>they open the borders up and flood the country even more while white men are off in war
There won't be a country to go back to. Just defect to Russia.

yes

Are you conscientiously objectionable to killing others?

Queen is your boss hobbit.

I'll see you russbros and chinabros on the field. Its been good shitposting.
Can't wait to finally fight alongside an Australian, I bet battlefield bantz are amazing.

digital camera?

>>tfw the anons we've been arguing with across the planet we'll have to meet on the battlefield
I guess this adds a whole new meaning to the old internet saying "Say that to my face and not online then we'll see what happens next."

It could start a month prior. November is when major events usually occur.

Obesity?

That's not a disease, they'll make you lose it

The draft doesn't care.

>Or the Sup Forums hivemind kicks in and a super untermensch army is formed against the elites.

d e d
e e
d e d

HA, turns out I'm the only male descendant of the family and if I die, the family name dies with it, have fun getting slaughtered peasants!!!

I would be happy to kill some kebabs and serve for emperor Trump.

>Craving PTSD
>Wanting to be a trans Mr. Potato Head with detached limbs
Why do you morons want another world war, especially one that involves you? It's not at all like the COD sessions you cheeto scarfing mongloids think it is. You won't be running up a hill to be a hero. You won't be kicking back with your "bros" and shooting the breeze on the "serene" battlefields of Insertghanistan. It's going to be a steady diet of MREs, hot days, whizzing bullets, IEDs and long marches 7 days a week. For your efforts, you'll be paid handsomely in monopoly money and a decent healthcare plan that only stays in effect as long as you're not a broken soldier. Who knew Sup Forums had such a giant cuck fetish?

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