Hey guys, do orcs have dicks? If they do.. Why? They come out of pods so why would they need dicks?

Hey guys, do orcs have dicks? If they do.. Why? They come out of pods so why would they need dicks?

This is a very good question i bump this in the name of jesus christ and the church of rome

I thought they raped elves or humans?

orcs don't come out of pods, those are uruks. Orcs are just another race, so yes they have women and kids and procreate like any other race.

ACTUALLY you're thinking of the Uruk-Hai

where do the get food from?

menus

they grow food on farms and raise animals. orcs are just fucked up looking humanoids essentially. there are different orc races as well, same as the elves and dwarves.

so mordor isn't just a barren hellscape?

Kidnapping and cannibalization.

urination

kekek

>ywn smash qt orc pussy

why even live

The hellscape you see is a plateau. of course it isn't the best farmland.

more importantly, where the fuck did this nigger get food from?

nope, that was (((elvish))) and gondorian propaganda to get the last men to take up arms and fight in the war of the ring.

whatt would happen if you put the one ring on an orc dick

depends, is it orc-chad or orc-beta

i don't think that matters with orcs desu

Where do goblins fit into all this?

I'm pretty sure that orcs in LotR are driven by a complete hatred of all things, especially beautiful and wondrous things.

So the Ring would merely enhance this desire to destroy all beauty.

goblins and orcs are the same.

i guess they could use their fingers for that.

they don't have noses, after all.

the smell though