Try to make online friends in video games

>try to make online friends in video games
>let's voice chat!
>join
>wtf your a girl?
IM NOT A FUCKING GIRL WHY AM I CURSED WITH THIS VOICE

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>WHY AM I CURSED WITH THIS VOICE

fagit voice?

yes, here is what i sound like.
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Why the hell is your voice cute wtf am I gay

you sound like the type of boy i wanna fuck. how do you look?

damn you're pretty hot, you mean to say you're not a girl? then are you a faggot? do you like huge dicks in your mouth and ass? you should, cause you're 100% grade a bitch voice. if not that, then it could be that you're castrated? is that it? got the high falsetto going on? damn son at least I don't sound like you otherwise I'd get all the dicks.

Yeah man, you definitely sound like a woman. No shame in it though, made my dick twitch a little so you got something going for you.

im not gay, i don't think, i don't know this has always been conflicting with my sexuality and it's causing me issues.

what do you mean?

THIS ISNT HELPING

I don't want to sound like a girl, im a guy, the issue is people think im a girl, so they treat me like one and it's fucking with me man

how old are you?
if you're smart you'll catfish dudes and make some money off your voice

did you already go through puberty? just put a little bass in your voice

i mean post a pic of yourself. Does the voice match the body.

request: moans and say "please stop, stop it, stop user, ohh"

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Timestamp next to dick for confirmation.

either this you are baiting or you could have hormonal issues, did the rest of your body go along with regular puberty or is it just the voice lacking? also your speech pattern is very feminine, just saying

fwiw you can train it to be more masculine

gaylord

not op, but i can do it?

>gaylord

it's just for science

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im 20, i have no idea how to do that and it would make me feel like a girl which i do not want to feel at all.

yes i am 20 now.

i look girly, but thats just because im asian.

i don't want to show my dick lol

I did have hormone issues growing up, but i didn't think that would have anything to do with my voice

why should i do it

go on!

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If he’s requesting here he will obviously doesn’t have high standards. Go for it friend.

Cool, people tell me I sound like a talking toad

Post pics

post pic.

>why should i do it

Pleaseeee?

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post pics already

>I did have hormone issues growing up, but i didn't think that would have anything to do with my voice
actually testosterone has a lot of influence on the voice.
t. tranny

i did a try, roast me voca.ro/eQfKWomjzZq

Pic of yourself. I need a face to match this voice

IM NOT SHOWING MY BODY
I literally look like any other femboy chink

i would if i didn't have someone sleeping in the room near me.

tfw a tranny has a more manly voice than me fuck my life.
(no offense btw)

I'm telling you man just put a little bass in your voice and you'll be fine. It's the opposite of what gay dudes do, they all make themselves sound like fags, you can make yourself sound manlier

Honestly if you want some actual advice, have you ever done psychedelics? Aside from all the memes and bullshit I have a few friends who learned about themselves during their trips. If you’re not opposed to the idea, do some shrooms and think about being a girl. The way you talk about being girly as a net negative makes me think that there is some kind of preconceived notion that is making you frustrated and dislike a part of you. You are you because you were born and molded into you throughout your life. The feminine way of speaking, the voice maybe they are you brain telling you things you don’t believe, or don’t want to, yourself.

TL:DR Do drugs and become a trap

>voca.ro/eQfKWomjzZq

i it love fuck

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Yes

those recordings were me TRYING to sound manlier ;_; fuck

It's probably cause your 12 op, or at least uder 18, which is almost same thing.

Come back at 22 when you're old enough to drink.

Also look on youtube for voice acting.
Most people can make their voice higher and lower.
You just need to practice lower.
Pretend your batman with his deep low voice or something.

Don't worry man, you'll grow out of it.

Or turn gay

I just want face pics you dweeb

>i would if i didn't have someone sleeping in the room near me.

do it softly then
ASMR style

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I’m impressed, how many dudes have you banged you dream maker?

>i don't want to show my dick lol

We have no idea who you are and have no information to try and find out. We're all just in shock if what you're claiming is true about having a voice like that.

then do this, pull up a piano simulator on your computer find a deep note and try to match your voice to the note. it'll take practice and training but you can do it.

I missed op say they were 20, wait a couple more years man.

I had a voice change in my mid/late 20's

You'll get one by mid 20's

>tfw a tranny has a more manly voice than me fuck my life.
ouch, fuck my life... time to pop some meds for that sting

at least someone likes it, i guess. not really a good roasting though...

>how many dudes have you banged you dream maker?
ive only had sex once years ago

Whatever, you would have such wonderful moans being pinned down and fucked.

>ive only had sex once years ago
...with a dude?

do not fucking do this
your mind is malleable under the influence of psychedelics and if you go into it with the intention of embracing something biologically unnatural you may end up even more confused
they will not magically solve your problems
this is honestly awful advice

im very paranoid to show my face here.
im willing to show my eyes or something

i can't yet

thats the issue.

ill try that, thank you.

i wasn't trying to be mean, more insulting myself.

I don't want to do drugs, so i wasn't going to do it anyway. I don't even want to be a girl, but im constantly called one, and treated like one and its fucking with me, and i don't know if i like it or hate it.

>at least someone likes it, i guess. not really a good roasting though

I really like, I don't know why I was always horny for voices like that

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I think we all know the answer to that...

Post something we need to see where this voice is coming from

If you don't hate it, you are trying not to like it.

>Not selling erotic voice clips online for pathetic losers
Lemonade from lemons

Only if you’re beyond fucked up, if you take like a gram you’ll be completely fine. You don’t get magical mind bending powers when you’re high, you just experience things differently.

yes

>i wasn't trying to be mean, more insulting myself.
it was kind of a "two for one" you wanna be more manly, i wanna be more feminine
as i said, testosterone has a huge influence on the voice and if you had hormonal issues, that could explain why your voice is that way and why id kill for one like it. go talk to your doc about a checkup for it. you can get additional testosterone as a medication if you need it. dont fall in to the meme of "become a trap"

thank you user, im extremely unsure in my voice so its nice to hear that some like it, even if its just from such a small moaning clip

yea its kinda implied. he was bad at it too

fine here is my eye
best you're getting.

im not sure that's true though, i don't hate a lot of things that doesn't mean im trying to not like it.

if i knew how i might do it.

i don't have the receptors for it, i can't process T at all.

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hormones and smoking

then there is no point in taking them
a gram doesn't do shit, just like a quarter tab wouldn't do shit
you don't have introspective experiences off such low doses. weed affects me more than that
and no shit you don't but high doses can make you experience some very strange inexplicable things

>he was bad at it too
Inb4 “then you should let me show you a real man”

>thank you user, im extremely unsure in my voice so its nice to hear that some like it, even if its just from such a small moaning clip


thanks for being willing to record this

I could listen to this voice for hours, it's really relaxing

do you have kik or disc?

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This is an Asian chick with bangs for sure

these asian eyes explain a lot

haha

>he thinks this addicted bitch is cute

smoking can NEVER be cute

I think user is really a female trying to fuck with us. that's why she won't show her face.

The idea isn’t to hallucinate dicks in chains and see your inner self it’s to open your mind to different possibilities of your situation. You don’t even have to hallucinate to be under the influence of Psyilocybin. Taking high doses is like smoking 7 cigarettes at once and getting a head rush while low dosing is like smoking one cigarette over 15 minutes and calming down. I’m not trying to challenge your knowledge of psychs, I’m just saying that there is more than the normal use for shrooms. It is a medicine after all.

>i don't have the receptors for it, i can't process T at all.
wtf, well theres your problem then. T is literally what makes men "manly". id have swapped places with you if i could ngl
and your doc didnt tell you if there were alternatives? you gotta push for it, because without sexhormones youll get brittle bones in, idk, your late 30s. hell maybe even DHT can help you?
still, idk you in person, but if people irl treat you as a girl, theres likely something in your behavior you can change. like for example, i pointed out that your speech pattern was very feminine. that is one thing you can train to get rid of

i bet

np user, thats very nice of you to say
i do have a discord, but i dont really wanna drop it in public, you know?

lmfao OP you're a fucking pathetic attention seeking faggot
i am so glad i got to have a father my whole life so i didn't have a chance turning out like this
you should fucking end your life
this whole thread is pure cringe

nah having a girl voice is real thing

Well it's ur life user, eitherway you got a cute voice.

I literally don't believe it.
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>i do have a discord, but i dont really wanna drop it in public, you know?

sure, so I send mine and you decide

lalama#9202

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im not a chick, im a guy.

what do you mean, how?

im not female
this is LITERALLY the problem im having people constantly think im lying that im not a female.

what so fem about my speech pattern?

what why

Girls like effeminate men, I too am cursed with a girlish/effeminate voice. Girls assume I'm gay, I've seen many tits and have talked many girls into doing fucked up things with me :)

Gave me a chub. If you want my true opinion that could completely change your life, I would say that you should do some research on mk-677. If you are young enough it could make your voice deeper. There's 0 harmful side effects.

do you want a boyfriend op, id take care of you forever, and always love you. also how big is your dick?

Make a youtube video of you talking then if you don't want to post on here.

>what so fem about my speech pattern?
its hard to pinpoint, but the small laughs, and intonation really pop out to me
also, were you diagnosed with AIS (an intersex condition), if so which kind?

alright, whats the worst that could happen?

thank you, i guess.

im NOT A GIRL

I don't really care what girls like.

it sounds spooky, like some type of hypnosis cia shit.

i don't even know if im a gay REEEEE
my dick is small okay

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You sound like you're ten.

i guess that could be okay.

Yeah i have an AIS condition.

i know i said that myself

dont over think about the gayness, just give up your body to me, and ill make you feel like the women you should be, so its not gay or straight. its just love

Alright but here's the real question: Do you know how to unlock the framerate in Overwatch?

what kind of AIS? if its CAIS, then all you can do is work on trying to look and behave male. theres nothing really you can do medically

just post the link to video here when you're done.

>go to casting show
>sing with your girl voice
>become famouse
>have lots of money
>hire bodyguards
>let your bodyguards beat everyone up who makes fun of you
>???
>profit

“It’s not gay or straight it’s just love” is a great pride parade sign

Hey, it is what it is OP. You can briefly explain the situation but I wouldn't put up with it myself if people kept teasing you or just focusing on your voice. Sorry if you've heard this many times before, but I think it's a quite interesting characteristic. At least you don't have a speech impediment or sound incomprehensible. I just hope you find peace with it. I think that's a better mentality for you than hoping it will change.

lol

no i dont play overwatch.

i have CAIS

that sounds like the dream.

thanks user it was nice to hear.

can you post thighs, dick, or ass?

I rather not sorry, that would make me feel like a girl.

>i have CAIS
sorry to hear user. im not fully read up on AIS nor CAIS, but is there nothing your doc can do? i think i read that even if you are insensitive, additional testosterone can supposedly make you feel better, but from what little i read, most of the people with it decide to become female. obviously i dont want to push you in any direction, nor know how much youve researched it yourself, but i hope you find either a solution or, as some of the research says, counseling towards accepting what it is.

Why is everyone believing OP?
He posted 1 recording that was completely unrelated and 1 photo of an asian womens eye. no proof.

maybe dont play it up like a retard

It's pretty complicated, and i didn't talk to my docotor too much about it, but im not really sure what i want to do yet.

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there voice is mine if thats not proof enough idk what is

im not.

user is larping confirmed

You could literally sound way different if you didn't talk like you do even with the same voice. Either way you're probably a girl or retarded

Id fuck u

So you're the next dakooters?

i don't know how, i don't know what im doing wrong.

pls explain

great.

Ok you proved me wrong. Good luck Transitioning

oh i actually know dakooters they hate me a lot.

user all im saying, if you dont wanna work a day in your life, become a girl. id be your man and take care of you.

>i don't know what im doing wrong.
everything