Post the Playboy cover of the month\year you were born. Lets find the new and oldfags.
Post the Playboy cover of the monthyear you were born. Lets find the new and oldfags
Carson James
Ethan Barnes
Gabriel Adams
So many questions...
Justin Torres
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ask if You want
Evan Diaz
Nope..
Your "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" answered it all.
Ryder Hall
Nathaniel Parker
Stallone vs Springsteen! Which one's the working-class hero? Discuss...
I say Springsteen in all categories of who works for their art and a living. I'm not saying he's amazing, but I think he puts more sweat into what he does than Stallone.
Parker Evans
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ryder Johnson
>I wonder if my dad had this one in his collection
Kevin Thompson
Haha... That's fair.
>Underage b&
Adrian Ramirez
Only in America can we get "Swimsuit model takes off her swimsuit"... and "Murder case" on the same magazine cover.
Cameron Rodriguez
Tyler Miller
Wut-
Dominic Brown
Bentley Phillips
if you chose the shittiest image on purpose, then you're a dumbass.
>filename
also summer's over
Wyatt Gutierrez
Brandon Perry
I have socks older than you.
Dylan Myers
kek. I'll have to remember that line. That's funny.
Isaac Nguyen
>Playboy
>nothing but a bunch of nude women
>Playgirl
>nothing but a bunch of nude men
Tyler Morgan
Aaron Watson
Ryan Brooks
but do you remember to wash them well? seventeen-year-old socks.
almost antique
Samuel Evans
God porn used to be fucking boring
Samuel Hill
Thomas Miller
Cooper Collins
GET a load of this FAGGOT whos on the road to cuckery if not already on it also celebacy
Carter Gutierrez
Michael Young
Jason Cruz
Not your fault for being born that month... But goddamn what a horribly ugly bitch to pose nude ever. I guess acting wasnt cutting it for her. Is she dead yet?
Gavin Perez
Henry Phillips
Hello, fellow 82fag.
Ethan Green
Dylan Morales
Kek
Dominic Rivera
Just learn to shut your juice box lol
Kevin Wright
idk, but oddly enough i have a thing for women with these features:
>short blonde hair
>psychopath eyes
some girl who is flirting with me, also happens to looks similar and have these features.
probably attracted to these features because my dad is full german, but who knows.
Isaac Green
Oliver Nguyen
Kevin Morales
Prost, mein freund
Cameron Cox
>1989: the magazine that changed america
>2019: 10 million porn videos on pornhub
bruh
Eli Foster
By the time the first Playboy magazine was published:
I was already old enough to be walking and talking in coherent sentences.
Also, I already had one younger sibling.
So neither me or my younger sibling would be able to
> " Post the Playboy cover of the month\year [we] were born ..." ;
So I am too old to comply with your request.
I acknowledge that extreme age / senility is not necessarily any indication of bona fide Sup Forums oldfag status,
so perhaps this token of sincerity will be enough to convince any sceptics:
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Pepe Oldfag Wizard
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Josiah Peterson
Wow... that was a lot of work for no good reason.
Owen Sanders
You're so old your shit is triforce shaped.
Jordan Ward
thank you wizpepe
Adrian Kelly
underage b&
Jason Taylor
you fucking kidding me
the first playboy was in 1953. if you already walked then it would mean that you are around 70.
Carson Morgan
you're a fucking idiot jesus fucking christ, don't breed you dumb nigger
Lincoln Anderson
>not knowing triforcing was one of the earliest forced memes
Blake Johnson
Michael Cruz
Shit. How do they let you on Sup Forums in a nursing home? Isnt it about time for nurse betty to give you a sponge bath grandpa?
Michael Rodriguez
: nice dubs
> "... that was a lot of work ..." ;
maybe it would be for you, but for an Oldfag Wizard:
it is merely an arcane incantation and a cursory waft of the phallic wand.
> "... for no good reason " ;
The fact that you 'can see no reason',
does not imply that I am also that intellectually challenged.
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Pepe Oldfag Wizard
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Bentley Gutierrez
I honestly thought I was the oldest oldfag on here
Michael Howard
>'can see no reason'
I didn't say "no reason". I said no "good" reason. You need to learn your grammar, son.
Camden James
>73
Tell me tales of the times when music was good.
James Carter
Alexander Long
Joseph Foster
> "...the first playboy was in 1953. ..."
True - December 1953.
> "... if you already walked then it would mean that you are around 70. "
Not quite that old yet, but for sure I had been walking for more than a year when the first Playboy was published.
In fact, by that time:
I was capable of running, after a fashion and was also riding a toddler's tricycle.
For what it's worth, I'm actually 68¼ yo. and have been retired with a lucrative Private Pension for eight years.
Colton Wright
Zachary Perez
It's a line that is older than dirt. I should know. I'm older than him.
Michael Hernandez
Is it older than your socks?
Anthony Clark
pretty baby was a great film. i watched it last year with a fuckbuddy shortly before she an heroed.
Thomas Evans
Shit. I'm sure there are older than you and I. They're just not awake yet
Jordan Mitchell
"Who WANTS to be a Playboy centerfold"?
I thought I was pretty liberal... But I never realized sluts have dreams of sharing nudes of themselves as personal goals and dreams.
Meh, what do I know?
Hudson Rodriguez
Samuel Ward
did you fuck her afterwards
James Price
Is 32 an old fag? I guess it is.
Brayden Myers
Dunno, but I can tell you that I'm old enough to be done with this thread.
David Edwards
Christopher Taylor
So.. How's being old and shit? I'm sort of dreading it. Any tips for success?
Juan Jenkins
Grammar doesn't come into it
Good is merely an adjective whose inclusion (or otherwise) alters neither the grammatical accuracy, nor the logical precision of our statements during this discourse.
However, my omission allowed me to deliberately create a play on words, that highlighted your inability to see valid logical points of view.
Samuel Richardson
Yea..I think I'm done here too. Me and my socks are going to bed.
Austin Carter
no, didn't have the chance. her bf found her hanging in her doorway.
wanted to at least cop a corpse feel but the service i attended didn't have her body.
Ayden Moore
I was surprised she had a dark bush.
Juan James
Nathan Martin
Justin Lewis
Underage b&
Alexander Johnson
This girl is wife material!
Colton Lee
> " So.. How's being old and shit? ..." ;
I acknowledge that I am "old" in terms of life experience and wisdom, but I am actually still very fit, active and healthy:
both physically and mentally.
Whether or not I am "shit" is a matter of subjective opinion, but I do not consider myself to be in an way comparable to any form of ordure, whether literal or figurative.
> "... I'm sort of dreading it. ..." ;
I have been supremely happy throughout my life and (for me at least) there have been no problems in reaching my current age. I believe I can still perform most physical and intellectual tasks better than the majority of people who are half my age.
> "... Any tips for success? " ;
The majority of tips that I might be inclined to pass on to someone capable of implement them to advantage, would probably be lost on you, so the best I can suggest is .....
> [ TL DR ] ..... Lurk moar.
Benjamin Bell
I'm so thoroughly disappointed. She ain't even that good looking or naked.
Jaxson Morales
Jayden Morales
December '71 Cunt
Connor James
Joshua Evans
same
James Richardson
>april 1990
Exactly 4 years older than me
Eli Sanchez
This !!!
Gavin Edwards
Fuckin Islam
Josiah Smith
No lie, first dirty mag I ever found. By the time I got rid of it 2 years later the pages were rigid af
Lincoln Allen
17 yrs old. Why the fuck are you here ?
Caleb Flores
Jayden Kelly
Underage b&
Robert Harris
OPs issue is also mine. August 1982
Nicholas Wood
Wow. Someone actually born yesterday.
Andrew Wright
I can't post the issue from when I was born. I am over 2-years OLDER than Playboy magazine.
David Edwards
Gross
Nolan Diaz
Ok boomer
Bentley Nguyen
Nah, my guy. It was honestly the best image I could find. Sorry.
Gavin Jenkins
What brings a 68 year old to this fuckin place?
Carson Edwards
An interesting, if cocky, rejoinder.
No major health issues at 68? Hard to believe. Must be one hell of a heath insurance plan / genetic profile.
Eli Wilson
Im old
Michael Martinez
Must of been a good magazine
Adrian Ortiz