/mlb/ - out of the frying pan

TEX:Rangers sign Bartolo Colon to minors contract
MIN:Rangers closing in on deal with Bartolo Colon
BOS:Mets express interest in Eduardo Nunez
TEX:Rangers consider new contract for Andrus
LA:Rangers unlikely to bring back Darvish
MIA:Justin Bour wins arb. case; will make $3.4M
BAL:Orioles acquire Andrew Susac from Brewers
WAS:Nats sign Miguel Montero to minors contract
CHC:Report: Brewers in touch with Arrieta, Cobb
TB:Brewers, Rays have talked Chris Archer deal
ARZ:D'Backs and Avila finalize 2-yr, $8.25M pact
KC:Hosmer still 'pushing for more than 7 years'

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Royals

>WAH JAMES SHIELDS IS SO HARD TO WATCH HE'S THE WORST PITCHER EVER NO ONE UNDERSTANDS OUR PAIN WAH

They have a point though.

4rd for SlowMo

5th for Cubes Dance Party

>Samardzija
LOL, gnats...

>shovel hodge

Hokkaido NipponHam Fighters (EX-Ohtani Team) will have new alternative Uniforms this season

To Celebrate the 15th anniversary in Hokkaido, they will use te "Hokkaido Sky Blue" Uniforms, as name says the uniform symbolizes the blue skies of Hokkaido and the union between fans and the team

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MARINERS!

best boy coming through

>signing a fat man in his late 40's even the Met's dont want anymore
>Rags

>List of the games that they will use this alternative

- April 1 vs Seibu at Sapporo Dome
- April 20, 21, 22 vs Softbank at Sapporo Dome
- May 2, 3 vs Rakuten at Sapporo Dome*
- May 4, 5, 6 vs Lotte at Sapporo Dome*
- May 8, 9, 10 vs Orix at Kyocera Dome
- May 11, 12, 13 vs Softbank at YafuOku Dome
- May 15, 16 vs Seibu at Tokyo Dome*
- May 18, 19, 20 vs Rakuten at Sapporo Dome*
- June 29, 30, July 1 vs Orix at Sapporo Dome
- August 24, 25, 26 vs Rakuten at Sapporo Dome
- September 14, 15, 16, 17 vs Orix at Sapporo Dome

Events with * means that will be part of "We Love Hokkaido" Event

Also Reminder that Fighters will be at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick in Scottsdale, Arizona until Feb 14 ( Feb 9 will be Pause Day)

At least its not James Shields lol.

>Bartolo is still playing in the baby league
>He'll never be able to hit another home run
>The White Soxs will never be able to sign up the pitcher who gives up that home run either
Why live?

Seibu Lions will also use an Classical Uniform in 4 games (2 vs Giants at Tokyo Dome, 2 at home vs Tohoku Rakuten)

The Uniform makes reference to Japan Series Titles of 2004 and 2008

Even their uniforms are mosaic censored

how dominant will they be?

D O Y E R S
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Censored? Where?

>mfw the brewers win 84 games and play meaningful ball into september but ultimately miss the postseason

>mfw the Cubs eliminate the methinals, again, with only AAA players, again.

>cubes


Lmao

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This offseason is embarrassing.

Blame greedy free agents.

Blame Scott Boras.

I blame the White Sox.

Niggerball is finally over so we can have real sports now

>signed more players than other teams who arent even rebuilding

>tfw don lemon party

Exactly.

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Yeah, I don't think that's it.

This is the offseason that Ohtani came to the majors and people call it boring s.mh tb.h f.am.

Who?

She-he "The Bust" Bustani? Playing AA competition doesn't make a player good, it makes him complacent. Japanese can't change their habits or tactics, and he's going to get obliterated on both sides of the ball.
He's done.

Top three offense lmao

lol do you think james shields is even a remotely average pitcher now
Pretty sure the only reason whos are letting him pitch is for tanking purposes

White Sox completely unable to handle the most gentle of banter.

who are you talking to

I posted an observation to the thread.

I don't see any whos fans in here
So what are you talking about

The majority of selfie deaths across the world have taken place in India.

Oh, you had to have been here for the last thread. I didn't know you were just driving by on the way to /nfl/.

>complain about irrelevant teams fans in this thread but oh no I meant the last thread
Did you fucking think I was a whos fan when I responded to user about shields being bad and are now backpedaling? because that's funny

>ywn experience inhaling a juicy, breath taking, wet, raunchy steamer through the seat of fartolo colons tighty whiteys after an august quality outing in the smoldering texas sun
Fuck me..

I’m glad Mets don’t sign Fatty Sexy desu.

>rags
>old/fat

>adam chimpout jones

at least they can use him to pinch hit when they face the whos

rags are in the al retard

What did he do now?

>murdermore

In which team do you want to see Darvish?

>Brewers
>Cubs
>Dodgers hehehe
>Anything else

BROO
DARVISH

trips of wisdom

Predicting
Darvish to the Twins
Arrieta to the Brewers
Cobb to the Mariners
Lynn to the Cubs

Actually this makes me wonder: what are baseball caps for? It's not like it's day for them to shield you from the sun.

Phillies.

why do all Asian professional uniforms look like American high school uniforms? that's not a good thing btw. they look awful.

You know that he already played with MLB players and had good games right?

I'll never understand why two-sided player is in AL team.

the cubes barely squeezed out a game 5 win against the fucking gnats and went on to lose handily to THE FUCKING DOYERS
the cubes lineup is great, theres no denying that, but you have 162 games to play with what is, as of now, a shattered bullpen
caps look good nigga
everybody in the states love caps

>the cubes barely squeezed out a game 5 win against the fucking gnats
Cusb barely squeezed out a game 4 win against the gants to clinch the series, and that was 2 years ago you silly goose.

Why you think that? Also you know that those are just alternative uniforms right?

are those advertisements? the idea makes me shudder
otherwise solid jersey desu

Based Saitama better pull it off this year.

ONE PIIIIIIIIITCH

Rakuten one is the name of team (teams are mostly take the company name that owns them on Asia, besides on NPB, most teams use the company name as mid-name, with the city/region name coming first)

in terms of sponsors only the Iris one is a sponsor

MLB hats not make in chyna when?

most of teams use mostly only the company logo that owns the team, when sponsors happen,they are on discrete places like side hemelt or shoulders

NPB has strict rules about it

>the absolute state of permanentbraindamageball fans

To be fair I will probably burn down a house or two when my team wins one.

Did Chicago or Houston burn down their cities when finally won the Worlds Eries with the Cubs and Astros winning?

There was a flaming orgy in boystown but the city survived

>Cusb barely squeezed out a game 4 win against the gants to clinch the series
Greatest 9th inning choke in an elimination game in baseball history.
youtube.com/watch?v=96yjSyNlj68

>Greatest 9th inning choke in an elimination game in baseball history.
>being this new to baseball
lmao

What other team gave up a bigger lead in the 9th inning of a playoff elimination game?

>He was not listening to the scanners all night when the cubs won


More entertaining than the game honestly.

Giants fans, are you guys expecting to have a better season this year? I only ask because I'm still upset at your squatting in the division basement last year. I am hoping will be >ours once again.

>the absolute state of newfags

Passing up the Padres is a low bar but as long as you're offering, I'll take it.

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>listen to scanners
>partaking in reddit activities
You must go back.

How is listening to a chimpout reddit?


You fucking shitcongo monkey.

>Being this furious when defending reddit
>reddit spacing
The Absolute state of redditors

>Falling for reddit spacing bait

Here is how I know you are new

>I was only pretending to be retarded!
New and sad

chiraq is just mad and will call anything reddit if it doesn't paint their warzone city in a good light
>MUH CUBS WIN
>ignore all the shootings

>Being this angry about falling for newfag bait

>Trying to justify being a redditor by saying it's bait

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE REDDIT!!!!!
>CHICAGO IS SAFE!!!!

bahahaha

shitcagofags deflect by using reddit but the ironic part is despite reddit being such a shithole, their city is an even bigger shithole

How has no one come scrambling to shell out money for a guy who hit 40+ HRs last year and drove in a shitton even while switching teams? When will Just Dingers get signed?

Dingers are a meme

Dingers have correlated directly with success since the introduction of the juiced ball tho family.

That may be Martinez is still a very good all around player.

The last small ball team to win was the Royals, since then it's been the winningest teams who also got all those wins through power. That's also when the new tighter Manfredball was introduced. Teams with less power fell through the floor.

hopefully, made some good improvements for the bats and added some good depth in the outfield. Pitching probably wont be any better, and MadBum is only getting older