Hey, atheists: You've gotta believe in something. You can't believe in nothing

Hey, atheists: You've gotta believe in something. You can't believe in nothing.

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I believe that you're a faggot.

Extremely low quality bait. Stick to trump/whiteboi if you want your (you)s.

I believe in Crystal Lite

low effort even for Sup Forums standards

Found the loser living the unexamined life. It's not cool and edgy, you're just lame and scared

Dubs spied, throat crucified

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: nice dubs
I'm an atheist, but I have always believed in a whole host of undeniable facts:
(a) I think therefore I am;
(b) the square root of 2 is an irrational non-terminating non-recurring decimal;
(c) the two square roots of minus one are both quantifiable "imaginary numbers" that are every bit as meaningful in "reality" as any of the "real numbers"
(d) both π and e are transcendental numbers
(e) the preeminence of the music of Johann Sebastian Bach excels all other forms of human creativity;
(f) OP is a massive faggot;
(g) various things that I accepted when they were first revealed to me, long ago, including:
youtube.com/watch?v=jmWLJmbytkk

But I can't believe that God exists, any more than I can bleive that Donald Trump or Ronald Reagan have actually been elected as President.

taht's where youre wong

"I don't know if there's a God" is an actual valid belief, OP

Have sex.

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I believe in reality.

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Anything goes when your an atheist right/faggots/cheaters/etc no rules no guilt no morals.An excuse to be less of a human being ?

>But I can't believe that God exists
Singular and capitalised. Why? Thousands of gods have been fabricated. Never let godtards forget that.

Official Thread Retard.

Must be a faggot

It's impossible to be more or less of a human being except in regards to amputation or reduction of body mass

Or like cuttin your winky off ?

no rules no guilt no morals
>implying I have to believe in fairy tales to be a good person

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Not saying that but you have a moral compass right? Whats right/wrong

Believe in yourself and that your actions create your own destiny.

Look up prison stats. Godtards are over-represented in jail and atheists under-represented. We are better people than you.

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Any religious person who uses this as an argument against atheism is just fucking themselves in the ass. If you're only good because you fear eternal suffering that your god promises, you're not really good. You don't do stuff because you feel it's right but because your invisible cop is holding a gun against your head.

Not a godtard just know we were somehow created.Dont know how or where but we were engineered.Just looking at DNA should tell you that

A droplet of water forms a highly aerodynamic shape when flying trough the air. It wasn't engineered to do that, al the molecules that were sticking out of the shape were either pushed in or blown away.
A DNA chain just determines what kind of creature will grow out of it. The best DNA chains produce the best creatures, which multiply more, it's the law of nature. The bad ones are pushed away.

We believe in nothing, Lebowski, nothing!

Honestly while Op is clearly bait he does have a point, lefties atheist have created their own secular religion equipped with original sin (privilege), the chosen ones (intersect victims), the dooming apocalypse (climate change). They even fabricate evidence to support their beliefs.

>argument from personal incredulity

Into the trash it goes.

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Evidence. I believe in verifiability.

So evolution! That's your answer?

...

Yes.

believing anything is a sign of an undeveloped mind. A far better position is to keep an open mind to all things. And to realise that all you know is what 'seems' to be from your perception.

I'm sorry if you are currently learning "English as a Second or Other Language" ( ESOL) and don't yet understand the subtleties of the ACTUAL English Language, as it is conventionally written.
Like it or not,
there is a clearly DEFINED difference of meaning between :
> "God" and "god(s)" ;
in the formally written Queen's English vernacular.

Just as there is a difference in meaning between :
> "King" and "king" ;
when referring to "King Henry the Eighth" and king prawns; or between
> "Ghost" and "ghost" ;
when referring to the "Holy Ghost" or a "scary ghost",
there is a precise difference in meaning between "God" and "god(s)" that is made clearer by the appropriate use of a lower, or upper, case "G" dependent upon context.

You don't need to "believe in" God, per se, in order to be able to choose the correct case, as a courtesy to those who are attempting to distinguish between the subtle differences of meaning conveyed by the use of accurate (and formally written) English rhetoric.

>Queen's English
no one calls our language that, at least not since the last century.
pretentious buffoon

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Intervention

Suck my dick! Anything you dont understand about that?

The world just 'is' and I do what I need to do to get through this absurd life. That's all there really is...

Urban Dictionary Definition (as colloquially understood during the current 21st century):
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Queens English

Current (American Heritage) "Free Dictionary" definition:
thefreedictionary.com/Queen's English

pic related = current definition in the Oxford English Dictionary
oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/the-queen-s-english

>TL DR : fuck off you ill-educated retard.

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: I refer you to my previous comments :

it's an anachronism, you bloated, pretentious shit gibbon.

No it isn't fuck-face:
It's globally understood, by properly educated people
(no offence intended to your average Sup Forums Sup Forumstards - yourself included albeit in the lower echelons)
as the correct term for correctly written ENGLISH language.

Let him masturbate. He’s already lubed up.

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arguing with him only aroused him

Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the biggest faggot of them all?

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>Pretentious buffoon
Sums up atheism quite accurately

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I believe in my Fuehrer!

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> " I believe in my Fuehrer! " ;
you can't even spell it properly.

ue is widely accepted as an alternative spelling for ü. It isn't used that much anymore, as almost all devices nowadays support a wide range of symbols.

It's an alternative way to spell in German, you fucking bitch, go kill yourself!

Roses are red
Sorry you've waited
Everyone on this thread
Got fucking baited

>my
>mein
You're both retarded.

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The Lord works in mysterious ways

I believe in God but not Jesus, does that make me a jew?

Hail my Führer-sama, you baka amerikanisches Schwein!

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Why the hell do these threads keep popping up?

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nope, just less retarded than other god-fags by a little
but a very little

Just makes you afraid of death...

No, a tard

Short answer: Autism
Long answer: Autism disguised as trolling

Checked.
Still better than the threads of some chick you've never said hi to from FB/IG/VSCO

or trap threads, these fucking fags are everywhere

>You've gotta believe in something. You can't believe in nothing.
Incorrect on both counts. Your insistence that people must believe things is false. I know that granite is a harder than yarn, I know it. I don't need to "believe" it, there's nothing to believe.

I'm afraid of what's after death, but If it's just like what existence is before your born, I guess it's not that bad?

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