Why were the commercials painfully shit this year?

Why were the commercials painfully shit this year?

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I'm pretty sure Tide was MVP this year.

Because pc-bullshit culture has become so absurdly stupid that ad agencies don't know what is or isn't cool anymore, so they throw memes and feels ads against the wall and hope something sticks or resonates with a fraction of the population, usually blacks or spics or women.

I dunno, I had to watch shitty British ones.

Best one was Eli and Beckham

I don't even remember what it was for though

It was just an NFL promo I believe

I'm pretty sure marketing agencies have been infected by SJWs and they're just blatantly lying to companies about what sells.

>DUDE EQUALITY AND DIVERSITY LMAO
>DUDE NONSENSE CAR COMMERCIALS LMAO
>DUDE TIDE LMAO
It could've been worse, thankfully there weren't an overabundance of dilly dilly commercials this time. I was wholly expecting to be bombarded by that

Fucking discuss this on Sup Forums or something, why are commercials important in a fucking sport

Better than
>LMAO DORITOS XDDDDD
So fucking sick of Doritos tryharding every owl with cringe-inducing Reddit humor just because they had that ONE (1) funny ad like ten years ago

I raged so fucking hard at the commercials this year.

I should have bought a 30 seconds spot to promote my waifu

I think there was only 1, that really shitty commercial with the 5'11 manlet guy from GoT and 6'0 Morgan Freeman

INCORRECT! The best ad of the evening goes to the Vikings roadtripping to Minneapolis just to turn around at the end.

Also, who else thinks every Budweiser ad exec on the planet put down for the under on number of Dillydillys in commercials during the broadcast?

Magnus Ver Magnusson was in that dodge truck ad.

gb2r

sickening that we have to pay to see those ads and they end up being disappointing

hopefully the ads will be better next year or they will lose my hard-earned money

The one with the babies coupled with the woman insisting they will "demand equal pay" was particularly delusional

>>DUDE TIDE LMAO
That was actually funny for like 3 commercials though.

This

Everyone is rebelling against Trump. Secret police and gulags when?

>this year?

They haven't been good in a while

Still disappointed Doritos held that contest and didnt pick the finger cleaner commercial

Let's just be thankful there were no commercials calling border hopping spics heroes for breaking the laws of the United States this year.

pretty much

>this year
nigga

>his sport is so boring there's more hype about the ad breaks than the actual game

>that owl
>boring
If only the commercials had been half as entertaining as that game.

Ads suck every year.

Literally since I was like 10 I’ve been cringing anytime anyone said they can’t wait to watch super bowl ads. “Guys I can’t wait to be advertised to!” It’s fucking douchy. None of them are entertaining, and the message is always “buy this retarded shit that you don’t want”

give me the tl;dr for someone who's never watched the sport

This, and honestly all the little small ones that made him seem like a autistic kid leading up to it. It was too perfect.

.625 miles of combined offense. 1 km if you insist on being a communist faggot.

>None of them are entertaining, and the message is always “buy this retarded shit that you don’t want”
Not true. Nowadays the message is often: you're a racist, sexist, homophobe, nazi if you don't flood your country with low skilled, third world, brown people.

I don't SJWs are to blame, except for that fucking T-Mobile one.

Is not hard at all to make a great ad and not piss minorities

it's extremely difficult, everyone's feefees get hurt for the smallest things

It was a close game until the last second

>I have no skills and actually fear for my job because people with absolutely no education can do it better than me
>I cling to the accomplishments of people that happened to be born with the same skin color as me because I have no accomplishments of my own

Holy fuck, thank you. Every single year, "I ONLY WATCH IT FOR THE ADS", and most if not all of them always end up being bottom of the tier trash. Doritos always had terrible ads, some sentimental ads always seem exploitative, and movie trailers are just boring.

>using MLK speeches to sell Dodge Rams
>using cancer survivors to sell fucking Hyundais
what the actual fuck was I watching? I felt like I needed to shower after those.

I do not actually. I fear for the jobs of the niggers and children of America who have had their rightful employment stolen by invaders for a generation as well as the rule of law but keep up with the strawmanning you faggot wetback.

americans discussing commercials..

nothing new

>running 1000 metres in an entire game

woah..

they get so tired from all that running around (1km!) they have to split up in 2 teams: defense and offense. Crazy

The focus isn't so much to sell shit as it is to push a progressive agenda.

>“buy this retarded shit that you don’t want”
literally the only reason ur country exists

>running
No. Offense =/= running. Go be a Mexican somewhere else.

...

>being this clueless

That cancer ad was disgusting. I hope someone loses their job over that shit, but they probably won´t because these days its acceptable to parade any maligned/disadvantaged group around in the pursuit of revenue.

Because the NFL is dying

>we ran 1000 metres forward in an entire game

woah...

I WATCH DA SUPERBWOL FOR THE COMERICLS

Lad, it was on the beeb for free, with zero ads, and decent chat in its place.

why would I watch that, you watch superbowl for the ads.

Xenu save us

Sounds fucking terrible
Also, why does the image captcha never work right?
I have to use the sound captcha every time.

This sport forces you to watch TONS of ads and you even willingly discuss them afterwards?
How is this ok?

No retard, we just dont want to pay them welfare or let them vote

The Dodge Ram MLK commercial was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

The ads are always normie tier humor that only a braindead idiot would find funny. It’s like people enjoy being brainwashed.

The black screen was awesome, even if it was just a glitch that didn't affect any actual ad or anything it ironically sent a nice open message left to interpretation. Like how fucking expensive it is to make these ads in the first place that it wouldn't have been surprising if that was a blank spot nobody could afford.

>some guys make an ad agency in the 40s
>learn what sells and what doesn't
>they retire in the early 90s
>get replaced by people with no idea what they're doing
The advertising business has been wandering aimlessly for years

I work at a grocery store and almost everyone who uses food stamps is white trash and obese

Your anecdotes don't mean shit fagit

Yes all those American born lawnmowers and house cleaners who are out of work

Yeah holy shit this one was cringy and made like no sense

That's not a good reason to add 10 million more retards to the dole. No wonder youre a commie, you work in a fucking grocery store lmao

They always are, who the fuck cares about commercials

On the other hand, at the grocery store I worked at 99.9% of the ebt cards were swiped by black people, whether a drug dealer with a Lexus or a ovese black woman with ten niglets. And patronage was about 80% white 20% black overall.
Anecdotes don't mean much.

because the correct choices are based off of what the majority choose not the actual pictures
thats why i always just chose street signs even if it asks for cars or bridges
>and it works

Way too much "FUCK DRUMPF DIVERSHITTY IS OUR STRENGTH" nonsense. It's only going to get worse for the next 6 Super Bowls.

At least they wont be showing their past superbowl commercials on youtube untill MARCH. This includes that cringy ultrasound commercial where a baby pops out from a dorito hitting the monitor

IT WAS ALL WORTH IT FOR THAT BASED KEANU ON A MOTORCYCLE AD

>commercials
>good
This isn't the 90's, where they were so bad they were good like youtube.com/watch?v=7Fgg1t_pnR4 , or the 70's with youtube.com/watch?v=xffOCZYX6F8 where everything had a jingle.
Commercials are more in your face and down your throat. It's why Netflix, Hulu, NFL Redzone, and even adblock are so popular.

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Dodge BTFO

I don't remember a single commercial last night. I'm an iggles fan tho so obviously my focus was elsewhere

Where can I see the ads? I watched a local stream so I didn't see them.

True and it was a fucking T mobile commercial iirc

Best local commercial
>52 seconds
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Yes. Those are all jobs American blacks and American teenagers used to do. It's fucking high time you faggots stopped giving their jobs to illegal non-citizens who have no business being here just so you can pay someone a wage below the level required by law you slave driving shithead.

>It's less about commercialism and more about sports
>Americans complain
Why does everything have to be a show for you guys? If you want to watch a show go see a concert or musical. Sport is for admiring the most physically able and deeply rooted tribalism.

They aren't mutually exclusive faggot. Unlike you limp wristed failures we expect and demand excellence from all involved.

>hurr you think its an ad for something else but it's actually tide meme

EVERYONE was doing the fake-out ad thing to the point it made them look retarded. Maybe it would have been good if any of the ads they were parodying were actually ran, but since, but nobody was following normal ad formula so they just looked dub.

>Justin Timberlake
>excellence

He did a great job. No one wants to watch your shitty scat-industrial metal fusion or whatever the fuck your nation of half Muslims degenerates listens to.

> Because when I think football ... I think Justin Timberlake.

i liked the t mobile commercial with the babies because it had all apologies playing in the background

The one with Morgan Freeman and Tyrion Lanister was good though

I liked the Build the Wall ad

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because special snowflakes would cause a shit storm if they were triggered. they cant understand humor. therefore you get boring ads

fuck i didn't even pay attention to what it was about i was tired and i saw babies and heard the melody to all apologies so i liked it fuck why do they gotta use things i like to push leftist agenda

The conclusion to the Dilly Dlly saga was underwhelming

Literally every super bowl ad was lets throw a bunch of celebrities together and produce pure shit, or lets get a bunch of races together and express the power of unity and end racism.
thats all there was this year.

I liked the Chris Pratt Michelob ultra two-part ad

ngl everyone in my house thought it was gonna be a build a wall ad as soon as it started. funniest moment of the super bowl

I legit raged at both.

The days of kino ads are over. The most people can think of now is to get a celebrity to act silly, and even that's not exactly a triumph. Celebrities are so starved for attention, I'm sure I can get them to show up at my house.

You are not alone in that feeling.

Kino Reeves back at it!

best one was Tide and the fake Crocodile Dundee ad

LOL when he flew at the end