No women, no kids

>No women, no kids

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why not?

>no kids

Welp, it's safe to say Sup Forums isn't on board.

Would you a Nataloli?

He was sexist and ageist.

leon would slit your throat goy

>the blue oyster bar

because godzilla

>Jean said in an interview "I really just wanted to hon hon baguette Natalie if you know what I'm french breading about"

Reno is the best actor France has ever produced

>I'll take "Things I fuck" for 200, Alex

and we all did.

I would risk getting brutally murdered by Leon just to smell her hair

This was his only good movie though

damn you rate him above this fat fuck?

Fuck, Val Kilmer has really let himself go.

That's Kathleen Turner dummy.

The Big Blue was a good movie.
Ronin was decent too.

No women, no children!

i-is Luc Besson a pedobear?

>tfw when I make a movie about a reformed mediterranean-european assassin on a redemption arc
>he was a ruthless and efficient killer with only one rule
>no women, no children
>enemies send assassins to kill him throughout movie
>they are all women and children

>you know its real love when you feel it in your stomach

Has a girl ever told you that you gave her butterflies in her tummy Sup Forums?

that's sexist and ageist

>no women
>no kids
>becomes supreme master of his craft
>gets paid handsomely for his services
>ultimate satisfaction
Then all of that perfection is fucked up the minute he lets a kid into his life. Remind me why having a family is a good thing?

no...

no, i haven't had a conversation outside of "hello" or "how are you" with a human being that isnt my parents in years. that goes for both male/female, even longer with female

>>No women, no kids

>>No women, no kids

NOT ON MY BLOODY WATCH

The ending was stupid. She plants the houseplant in the middle of the yard. It will be trampled in no time, and then mowed next time the grass is cut. I don't understand why, because the shot isn't even that good.

But letting Mathilda into his life didn't fuck his shit up, in fact it was the happiest and most rewarding time in his life when he took care for her

Geez, what a fucking asshole

That's the point of an ending in films

Because it makes the main character that goes around killing people for money more easy to empathize, and it worked

>dat horribly written "sex scene" in the original draft of the script
yikes

Don't make me feel this way user

link

what do you do for a living?

There was never a sex scene in the original draft, that was always a rumor spread by sick pedos

i could see liam peeson in that

i work in an office part time

delete this post

work in an office without talking to anyone? yeah, roight

Isn't this basically just Trigun?

sail! sail to death, sail to ruin.
hull shall be broken, deck shall be splintered
a wet day, a boat day
and ere the ice rises!

Would Leon kill me if all I wanted to do was worship her feet and appreciate her petite neck in that lewd choker??

theres 4 other people there and out of the 4 only one interacts with me. he just tells me what to do and I say either "yes/ok" or just nod

I'm not sure about Leon, but she surely would

Alternatively, here.
>the-professional.uw.hu/Version_1_Script.html

>But, hell, how beautiful it is seeing them sweetly making love
Fucking kek, they really wrote this

fake

lol sure thing bub

remake with Omar Sy when

>Has a girl ever told you that you gave her butterflies in her tummy Sup Forums?
something like that

>daddy
How old

gayyyy

>implying a person telling you they love you isn't a huge turnoff

>daddy
literally the most beta male fetish

I would not have a problem with that

wen did this startl??????

His girlfriend was really young compared to him when they started dating, I don't know, look into it, there's nothing wrong with dating little girls.... that are legal for all intents and purposes

because people are under a delusion that not killing women and children somehow makes a killer more noble

4u
;(

That has been a plot point in various works. its always the side character
How can you be a master of a craft if you have not done all the options. its like being the "fastest driver" but only with X type car on X days

But it does, if you had to choose between a man or a child to die, which would you choose?
Of course in the real world there is no nobility or chivalry among paid killers, but in the classic romantic sense, a deadly person commiting to set rules gives them a "gentle giant" quality, something that protectors should have

Would Leon make a good Faceless Men?

Yup, after i kissed her..was together with my ex for 8 years, but of course, my social anxiety caught up with me and in the end we just fucked..meh
tfw 32 yeas old and no gf

Stop lying, faggot.

>implying
why would i lie on the internet?

Sorry, i'm so sorry.

no problem user

Just kidding i mean what i said

either way, i don't really give a shit

ok sorry

Yeah, if she was hot for it. I'd let her take control though, so she could end it if it got too crazy for her.

Not really a pedo, but I'd be down with giving a cute pre-adolescent a good first

...

DELET THIS

i like it

>Not really a pedo, but I'd be down with giving a cute pre-adolescent a good first
But that's what a pedophile is you stupid

Emotionally I would chose a child. logically man should be chosen because he is already trained.

Guess I'm just an opportunistic pedo then

I regularly masturbate to and have fucked grown women with no problems

I can jerk off to this.

Many pedophiles are attracted to older women

>many people attracted to kids are attracted to adults

Well yeah

I mean, in addition to, you get it, don't pretend you don't

yes, some gay men are also married to women and have kids. Do complexities of life escape you?

the arbitrary nature of labels; does it escape you?

delet this

He's technically not even French

he JUSTed himself..this is him last year

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

lmao @this faget

I see nothing wrong? What did you mean by this?

>i see nothing wrong
well of course, since i guess you have the same amount of fat on your face

I don't know how old people work. You don't have to be rude big guy.

>i don't know how old people work
hahahah oh wow!

Why do you talk more feminine than the fucking 6 year old.

The only thing he shoots kids with is his penis.

>Holy 480P Batman!

Fuck you, I liked Wasabi