>Asian """""""""cuisine"""""""""
Top fucking kek. Do chinks really think when they make food? fucking raw-fish eating savages don't know what the 'real' food is. That's why they all are skinny as hell.
>inb4 muh healthy diet
You only live once, faggot. If you want to live a little bit longer by eating bland stinky food for your entire life, you are a fucking cuck.
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kill yourself you uncultured swine
Get out of my country, gook. Go it some ""cultured"" raw fish.
You could just use the term slants.
If you want to talk about Jap cuisine seperately, then use jap or nip.
Just a suggestion.
I love Asian food.
They all look the same so I don't give a shit. They all are chinks to me.
u mad
KYS, savage.
O-ok...
...sorry.
>implying I would eat that smelly noodle
No. Do you want more nuke, Hikaru?
u mad
Asian cuisine really is overrated.
Eating rice all the time gets really boring and repetitive.
t. chink
What did you expect? After Hiroshima they were so afraid of fire that eating it raw was the only way and it just became a part of their culture
Asian food is great though. I love Vietnamese. It's white people who don't know how to season their food.
>muritard taking about cuisine
toppu kekku
That looks delicious though.
>I love MSG slathered noodles fried in gutter oil by some dirty old chink who didnt wash his hands in 50 years
Posting this in front of a burger is the highest insult you can bring upon him.
It makes pearl harbor look like an afternoon at a water park.
How fucking dare you jap.
asian cusisine is at least healthy unlike western fastfood cancerous shit
>using jap as in insult
>current year
ABSOLUTELY TRIGGERED.
Kaiseki is quite literally the apotheosis of food culture. It's the Mount Olympus of cuisine, the craggy spire that reaches to the stars and beyond, from which no higher peak can be seen or imagined.
There is more culture in every single bite of a proper kaiseki meal than most amerifats experience in an entire lifetime. Each ingredient is perfectly harmonized with the season and the local environment so that no two are ever alike. Each individual dish represents part of a story, so that you take part in literature as you progress through the meal.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid bait post.
I lived in Japan for 4 years while in military.
They don't eat sushi every day. It's more like a once a week type thing.
They mostly eat rice and cooked meat.
They actually eat raw Kobe ground beef more than raw fish.
Seemed like the majority of them just eat fucking noodles with a bit of beef and veggies.
(You)
Seriously, Why some people just can't appreciate the natural taste of raw ingredients?
They need to do this, do that, and put huge amount of spice in the end as if they are processing chemical substances.
It's always funny to envision the kind of person that is actually bothered by non-harmful differences in cuisine
>amerifat talks shit about cuisine
I'll bite.
you are a fucking moron.
>Flash freeze fish to kill bacteria
>Cook fish to kill bacteria
>End result is the same: safe fish.
I think it's the texture more than the taste for a lot of people, particularly western palettes.
I hate most sushi because of that. I actually hate "good" restaurant sushi even more because it tends to be slightly warmer which makes the texture worse for me. I'd rather have more chilled shitty super market stuff.
>typical white European """""food"""""
No no no, we've made it healthier.
sploid.gizmodo.com
Because the only raw ingredients Americans have ever heard of are the same 15 you can get in the produce section of every American grocery store. And they're ALL selectively bread and modified to be colorful, shelf-hardy, and COMPLETELY DEVOID OF FLAVOR.
Americans literally do not know what a tomato tastes like, despite eating tomatoes their whole life. Same goes for all their """""fruits""""" and """""vegetables""""".
Over half of everything in their stores is made of DISGUSTING FUCKING CORN.
You try and eat out and you get served huge portions of disgusting bland food that nobody could possibly eat, even the most massive of PLANETARY ATTRACTORS called AMERICAN WOMEN.
Fuck this OP, I hope you get anally raped by a thousand burning cactuses.
Jap food is top tier you uncultured savage. I bet you put ketchup on your steak, you make me sick.
Who's behind this post?
Gordon, is that you?
I thought I was the only one that had any kind of standards when it comes to food.
t. Someone who hasn't had good sushi
>bitching about raw meat
>not enjoying Mett
>not enjoying Ceviche
Pleb
the japanese palate is quite strange. I enjoy sushi because it is taking pleasure in raw taste and unadultered ingredients, but there's just something masochistic about deliberately excluding fat and oil from foods
every culture has some sor of high status asceticism. and asceticism can be a virtue. and I do like sushi. but sorry, a good quiche or coq au vin tastes ten times better than the best sushi.
humans are wired to enjoy fat and salt and no amount of instagram posturing or high culture delusions can change that
Just make sure to have all that stuff on the freezer at low temperature for 24 hours. Won't lose the good taste and you'll kill a certain number of possible parasites.
Behold the American school lunch! A rectangular portion of part skim, homogenized, pasteurized, GENETICALLY MODIFIED HORSE SHIT. As a bonus, they throw in a soft, mealy, bland apple, and some high fructose corn syrup to wash it all down with!
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jesus fuck. they keep shrinking school lunches because kids keep getting fatter, but they're not fat because of school lunches
that is not NEARLY enough food for a lunch for a growing kid. jesus fuck
>knowing nothing about Japanese food in current year
your greentext doesn't invalidate anything I said. japanese high quisine fastidiously avoids salt and fat. it's avalable in fast food and lower tier restaurants. that doesn't change the cuisine though.
fuck off english teacher
The fuck is this shit
A typical Japanese school lunch.
See if you can count how many different items can actually be RECOGNIZED AS FOOD as in something a living creature ought to eat.
I'm super PISSED over this thread because this is one of the cornerstone problems we have in this society, that 99% of everyone is completely ignorant about, yet causes so much unnecessary suffering and hardship for all of us. Obesity, diabetes, "lifestyle" disorders, and (THANKS OBAMA) now it's a crime to not subsidize all of you savage animals shitty choices by buying into the healthcare scam.
And here's OP shitposting with a picture of fucking kaiseki. Fuck.
>Behold the American school lunch!
>The fuck is this shit
It says it right there you. Are your eyes that slant?
>GENETICALLY MODIFIED HORSE SHIT.
Unless it literally is this, then no it doesn't say right there.
no way. it's very pretty but raw fish and meat are disgusting. In fact as a vegan, i don't eat any of it any more. No way. And fish have parasites, even at the best restaurants. they studied that in NYC at ten high end Japanese places and found 6 of the ten serving fish and seafood with parasites. Do not eat like this. In fact vegetarian might be OK but vegan devoid of all animal products but consisting of whole food plant based diet is supreme.
looks like an undercooked pizza straight from the freezer
Also Japanon, is there some good japaneese food I should try ? I obviously already had sushi maki and sashimi
végetaliens at it again
Japanese food is amazing tier, it's chinese food that is garbage.
>homogenization, pasteurization, and genetic modification are bad (((oh no skim milk!!!)))
retard spotted
Is this false flagging to make people more sympathetic to chinks? I have no love for slants but their cuisine is a non-issue.
Afaik a few parents have already lost custody of the child because they forced him to a shit unhealthy vegan-only diet. This shit fucks up his brain.
Eating multiple meals a day isn't healthy. You should eat one big meal in the evening. Keeps your insulin levels in check. Children don't need to bath in kellogs sugar flakes in the morning and then shower in more sugar during school ''''''lunch'''''.
u wot
chinese food is pretty fucking good m8. half of japanese food IS chinese food.
do yourself a favor and look up the taiwan night market.
people tend to like japanese soups. a common thing is to break a raw egg into the soup and let the yolk add flavor.
gyudon is popular. as is japanese hot pot.
literally half of japanese food is just plain rice with fish, and most of the rest is chinese. it really depends on what you want.
advanced bait v3000
>one user represents an entire country
None of those things are inherently bad, user. But they all enable us to be lazy and careless about our food in one way or another. It's great that we can mass produce food on an industrial scale. It'd be great if we could do it without completely annihilating the character and wholeness of the food, so that our palates and preferences could develop properly, and naturally guide us into healthy habits. In reality, the total effect of all these is turning us into pic related.
Pasteurization in particular is completely unnecessary today. It's required by the government only as protectionism for Kraft. Do you know it is illegal to commercially import most kinds of cheese from Europe? Think about this for a second. Their civilizations have been producing and consuming this stuff for thousands of years, but somehow it isn't fit for Americans unless we boil all the flavor out of it?
Use your brain, user. I'll overlook that you called me a retard.
What's that in the bottom right?
>these petroleum slabs are called cheese in 'merica
I think it's Tamago
lads
>Each ingredient is perfectly harmonized with the season and the local environment so that no two are ever alike. Each individual dish represents part of a story, so that you take part in literature as you progress through the meal.
its just seasonal food with pretty plating man
pasteurization actually makes cheese rot FASTER, and increases the incidence of food poisoning in cheese, kek
cheese in rind going bad is like beef jerkey going bad
Japanese food is disgusting but Chinese is god tier.
Definitely the best in the world.
>They mostly eat rice and cooked meat.
Only in Okinawa which is Americanized as hell.
Rest of Japan doesn't eat nearly as much meat.
I think i found your mortal enemy.
t. mainland han
chink shit sucks
t. someone who has never been to a good Chinese takeout place
I'll definetly try those, also, is common in schools ? I doubt any child older than 4 has enought to eat with that, and god that pizza looks disgusting
What's good food then, faggot?
now I want some croquettes and chirashi sushi
yeah that shit's more than common, it's almost everything
the maker of our prison food, a company called sodexo, has exclusive contracts to produce food for almost ALL schools in ameica
It'll vary by school district of course, but when I was in school these were typical on Fridays. Friday was always rectangle pizza day. Half days lunch always consisted of a hot dog on a stick wrapped in corn meal.
Normal Monday through Thursday were other varieties of heinous garbage.
>bland food
Asian food is anything but bland. Also all the sushi you get here in N. America is typically counterfeit tasteless garbage nypost.com
Of course, they barely exist. Everywhere you go it's the same disgusting story
Sushi is a fucking meme. $10 for 8 tiny pieces which are like 90% rice. Like the fish in it must cost like $100/lb or some shit.
Its pretty good dude
Wow one article. K... keep me posted.
Asian food is good, but eating it every day makes you smell like day old piss. Anytime I go to an Asian supermarket, every other chink has a scent that makes me wince. Same with Indian. European (minus French) and near/middle Eastern cuisine are the only cuisines that don't make you stink.
Why bother, you'll continue to deny their shady, illegal business practices and shit tier garbage food.
white people are idiots who will love something as long as it's expensive
A lot of our fruits and vegetables are imported from Mexico, you utter fucking retard.
Man OP, you got some pretty shit taste in food if you find all of that disgusting.
I'll give you the same tip you've been giving other based burgers who enjoy good foods- KYS
Traditional sushi is kinda bullshit. So much rice and so little fish.
Go sashimi or americanised sushi, at least that has a fair amount of fish.
Screw tuna too in a way.
Salmon, uni (sea urchin) (considered a roe....but well actually the male part), and saba / mackerel are the shit.
Tamago (egg) is damn good too if they are a decent price....but probably even a worse value than the expensive sushi fish.
It is a fair food.
Only really sells to be goofy like that.
Only ever had fried oreos though as I am in the NE USA.
The town I was in was mostly single ethnic Hungarian and Czech (not know though....guess the shitty culture that moved in and destroyed everything and home values....).
As such many of their foods were served at ethnic festivals and carnivals and grandparents would also make them.
Say hello to Szalonna, looks healthy right...
That rye bread is absolutely soaked in bacon fat.
We also had fried dough better than you could get at any other fair.