Generic movie lines

>so what's plan b?
>that WAS plan b!

>plan B? We're already on plan C for chrissake!
>*something audible happens in the distance*
>scratch that, plan D

>I should have killed you when I had the chance!

>Time travel story, characters get sent to another time
>"Where are we?"
>"I think the question is... *looks to the camera* WHEN are we"

GOD I want some Russian propaganda money. Hitler should have just posted on Sup Forums and made all you stupid assholes his tool.

>how long do you need?
>two hours!
>you've got one.

>it's quiet
>TOO QUIET

>are you charlie company?
>what's left of them. Where are the reinforcements?
>we are the reinforcements
Every fucking time in a war movie

>you just don't get it, do you?

>I hope you know what you're doing.
>So do I.

>Luke I am your father

related to:

>shh! do you hear that?
>I don't hear anything.
>exactly.

>so where'd you learn to do x?

>my dad taught me. he used to be different.

>where is he now?

>he's doing time for y

>oh...

Name 3 war flicks aside from Saving Private Ryan that did this

>How do you know so much about this guy?
>He's my father
>Damn..

>skinny 5ft 9 chick beats up a bunch of goons
>"Heh, looks like you can take care of yourself"
>"I grew up with 7 brothers"

underrated

>Do you hear that
>...
>...
>...It's nothing
>Something happens

*character apologies to bad guy*
>>im so sorry

>> no you are not, but you will be

where are all the frogs

>We're not so different

>Why did you leave?
>I did it to protect you

>Sir, you might wanna see this

yeah, a little TOO raph

>NOT NOW!

>SIR!

>I SAID NOT...
>something bad happens

>WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU TELL ME ANYTHING!?

>You want something done, you've got to do it yourself...

>comedy relief meets the stoic badass
>stoic badass speedwalks somewhere while comedy relief quickly follows nervously cracking jokes

Ok

>I grew up with 4 brothers

>there's a storm coming

We're both corn of action

>character gets shot in the torso
>falls back and lies still for some time
>he lifts his head an groans, removing his shirt
>reveals bulletproof vest
>nearby character: "bulletproof vest"
My number one hated trope

>female operator beats up several goons
>male protag: "that was so hot"

>assasin shoots man in the head
>places the gun in his hand to make it look like suicide
>accidentally fires a round
>hits a fat girl in the ass

>assassin blasts mans head off with a shotgun
>places sidearm in corpses hand so it looks like a suicide

name the movie win a copy of terraria

Sopranos when Tony shoots Tony-uncle-Al?

name 2 flicks. also it was a little funny

>girl gives a head
>looks like you can handle it
>I grew up with 2 cousins

A M E R I C A N H U M O U R

>Cop pulls someone over
>Alright buddy, where's the fire?
>There's an actual fire

>Ok, give me 48 hours
>You have 24

And your OTHER fire

>stay with me, stay with me
>don't you die on me!

>Where's the backup?
>You're looking at it!

KGB?
>Moscow is silent
no

Montage of Heck

>to girl: where did you learn to suck cock like that?
>I had 5 gay brothers

I am watching Twilight Zone 2002 right now and this just happened.
What the hell.

>that fucking pic

>you should have killed me when you had the chance!

>you and I

>young mobster falls in love with an ugly black girl

>I'm getting too old for this shit

that was funny, like generic netflix tv show tier funny