Yeah, yeah... Breitbart. I actually read this and got some great laughs. Here's a couple choice quotes:
>Alt-righters describe establishment conservatives who care more about the free market than preserving western culture, and who are happy to endanger the latter with mass immigration where it serves the purposes of big business, as “cuckservatives.”
>Just visit a Sup Forums thread, where posters’ nationalities are identified with small flags next to their posting IDs. You’ll see flags from the west, the Balkans, Turkey, the Middle East, South America, and even, sometimes, Africa. Everyone on the anonymous board hurls the most vicious slurs and stereotypes each other, but like jocks busting each other’s balls at the college bar, it’s obvious that there’s little real hatred present.
Amusing reading, almost Onion-esque, if you're interested. I really don't identify as "alt-right" tbqhfam - more traditional conservative - but, it is amusing that normies think what they do about what goes on here in shitposting land.
What's your take?
Elijah Brown
alt right is just genius rebranding of the far right
far right and extreme right sounded awful
so they were rebranded alt right
alternative sounds nice
Thomas Reed
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Oliver Cooper
patebin, brietbart shill
Sebastian Green
it must be alt-right, in the US the right implies religious conservatives. but people who masturbate to anime and get off on the most degenerate things whilst also being against degeneracy cannot be "Right" yet they are nationalist and anti-immigration, but not entirely so, only contrarianly so, and therefore alt-right is apt, but its also a word that attempts to place a box on something in an attempt to control it, so it should be thrown out as normie talk
Charles Sullivan
>alt-right pretends to want to defend tradition and culture >Milo is literally a faggot undermining traditional marriage and family No
Carson Foster
Christ... I could barely be arsed to look the shit up. I will not bother to pastebin it. I couldn't care less if you choose not to read it.
Christian Baker
> care more about the free market than preserving western culture You got it backwards, amigo.
Eli Jones
>they are nationalist and anti-immigration, but not entirely so, only contrarianly so Yea man I'm only against millions of sandniggers flooding into my country to be contrarian dude like fuck da system man hehe #rebel
Grayson Torres
>((((alt-right)))) Perfect description "alt-right" is an attempt to control the opposition, an attempt to control us and our ideologies
Nolan Nelson
That's pretty much how I felt about the term before I looked it up. I think you're spot on.
Matthew Flores
The sole purpose of the ((((alt-right)))) movement is to define and channel our ideology on ((((their)))) terms. Milo is the perfect example. >oh he's a faggot but he's "based" > I guess i will now tolerate faggots > I guess i will now tolerate race mixing > I guess i will now tolerate suckin nigger dicks and gay butt fuckin alt-right. Not even once
Easton Harris
>only ironically against mass immigration and diversity
Landon Thompson
>Little hatred present Not true. I hate Canadians, Roaches and Pakis
Levi Richardson
>Alt-right
so pretty much anything that isn't mainstream conservatism?
really seems like it's an attempt to blanket label all of the non-republican/democrats for easier mocking. little do they know that it's a useless effort. we mock each other, ourselves, them, and everyone and everything more readily and viciously than they ever could.
Zachary Ross
I never considered that there are actually people who pride themselves on being ((((alt-right)))).
I'm all for free will. Choose to be what you want and do what you want (within the laws of man). I don't think I should be forced to accept other people's choices as my truths.
It's almost as if The Thought Police are fucking real - spoon feeding the masses propaganda at every turn.
Jack Richardson
ITT: my brothers
Cameron Carter
Yep, it is painfully obvious that after Trump entered the race (((they))) had to scurry in and "lead" the way of rhe alt-right to hedge their bets.
(((They))) are a part of the nevertrump and the pro-Trump, just in case. Ben Shapiro was a last ditch effort to end Trump's chances, but after that failed, they started planting their kikes in there.
Angel Cruz
>1488rs >"there’s just not very many of them, no-one really likes them, and they’re unlikely to achieve anything significant in the alt-right."
Michael Ortiz
Oy-Vey
Evan Lee
This.
Camden Taylor
They're like our little hyperactive brother. Deep down you want to smack them across the head but kids-will-be-kids
Christian Perez
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Dylan Ward
please give a warning before posting such a horrible pic of a corpse.
Jace Watson
>leafposter ((((They)))) are literally the antithesis of everything we stand for
Charles Ortiz
This is how we identify a shill, leaf.
Eli Hall
This is an 18+ board, you should expect to see this kind of obscene imagery
Elijah Howard
Reminder that fighting over the definition of terms is part of what turned the left into a fractured laughingstock.
This: >Alt-righters describe establishment conservatives who care more about the free market than preserving western culture, and who are happy to endanger the latter with mass immigration where it serves the purposes of big business, as “cuckservatives.” seems perfectly accurate to me.
Noah Watson
Mainly here for the lulz. The world has become so politically correct that everything is stiffling bullshit. This is one of the few places left where people can openly express themselves and the humor is actually funny.
Used to be a liberal but I detest those faggots now. They've become everything they claimed to be against and socialism is a cancer. I consider more a center-libertarian because I think both liberals and conservatives are faggots.
James Harris
a lot of the arguments i get into on Sup Forums and /ck/ now they cry and call me alt-right. I don't even believe in most of that shit.
Nicholas Hughes
finally right wingers are again realizing that the "free market" is one of the main tools used to undermine white western culture.
Juan Carter
>I love Milo he really makes me think >I'm ((((alt-right)))) now Who are these people, do they even exist?
Camden Martinez
yeah nahh... "the alt-right" is just a marketing ploy, it's called "branding". They try to make new demographics out of nothing and try to make it trendy to be part of that demographic. With the alt-right you have bomb throwers/attention whores on twitter like Milo or Gavin McInnis or Sargon or Paul Joseph Watson who also double as clickbait writers or radio/podcast hosts or reviewers of media. They are marketing and peddling their wares to this new demographic.
Isaiah Morgan
It's anudda Shoah
Jaxon Gray
Alt-right is just liberals that are openly racist
Easton Williams
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Isaiah Jones
REEEEEEEE They screwed up.
>>Alt-righters describe establishment conservatives who care more about the free market than preserving western culture
>Neo-Cons >Free market
>Everyone on the anonymous board hurls the most vicious slurs and stereotypes each other, but like jocks busting each other’s balls at the college bar, it’s obvious that there’s little real hatred present. Are they implying I don't actually hate Turkniggers.
Wyatt Reed
If you do not know this man (the leader of the alt-right) then sit the fuck down.
Evan Collins
Interesting way of looking at it I hate liberals
Carter Myers
>another leaf I don't care who he is, he aint no leader of mine, and poll is not an ((((alt-right)))) board though its plain to see the alt-right would love to co-opt it
Landon Bennett
I, honestly, have no idea.
Alexander Wilson
It is what it is, lel. I'm pretty sure the writer assumes the chins are entirely satirical and/or like - or at least the majority is.
Dominic Thompson
Lol @these idiots who are so politically inept that they think Milo is the founder of the "alt right".
Anyone here who honestly says that todays main stream conservatism and right wing politics encompasses all of their beliefs, they are the faggots who keep liberals like John McCain in power.
Further more, if yoi are truley an "American Conservative" you should he voting for Hillary Clinton. A woman whos first steps into the political pool was supporting Berry Goldwater. The man who wanted to end the civil rights movement and segregate the nation.
Henry Fisher
Anyone who identifies with a political label is a fucking retard. Why would you lock in other peoples opinions of yourself before even getting the chance to speak your mind?
Samuel Garcia
This desu. If I was ever forced to choose a label at gunpoint, I'd pick Centrist, because Centrist essentially means absolutely nothing.
I disagree. It's not a "lock" to say that you are conservative. In fact, it gives you a base platform to speak about what you believe.
>forced to choose >chooses Centrist wew
Parker Cook
>Hillary is racist just like you guys >Vote for Hillary 0/10 I can't tell if you're trying too hard or not hard enough
Brandon Parker
We know you would choose centrist leaf. If you're a leaf on pol you're either a shill or youre as far right as any Canadian gets, either way you're gonna say a bunch of moderate centrist shit at best or downright liberal at worst
William Thompson
I believe this.
Blake Long
This is how you know that something scares the Left; I've seen you copypasta-ing that same text on this site for weeks.
Milo isn't Alt-Right. He's stated so on his Twitter.
You're JIDF. You're afraid. Alt-Right is the banner that all non-orthodox American conservatives can fall under so long as they recognize racial realism. This scares the Left. This scares the Jew. This is why you shill your anti Alt-Right propaganda for weeks on here.
Easton Rivera
i kek'd softly
Grayson Jackson
I'm going to go out on a limb and question this as just some poorly written leddit-tier trolling?