Betty and Jughead get together this early

>Betty and Jughead get together this early
It's not going to last, is it bros? ;_;

>sorry Betty, I'm a boy who likes hamburgers and you're just roast beef. I mean I like roast beef..

I want those lips on my lips.

The Blossoms are nutcases

Cheryl's room looks like something an evil fairytale queen would sleep in

She looks like one

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Word that player, what the fuck is up with it, she looks like she had South Korean idol brand surgery

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Too right. I've never seen the appeal desu, she's unnervingly pale.

How is this show? I feel like I'm missing out on a fun experience by not watching it as it airs with Sup Forums.

I started watching this show and I'd forgotten its existence. I think I missed an entire month.

This show sucks

it felt fresh at the start but now i only watch it for the qts

>he cucked his black chick for this traitorous bitch

Why is Archie such a fuccboi?

All the girls in Riverdale are just jalopies for him to ride

Val's too good for him. Now he's got a future psychopath, the convict's daughter and a possible inbreeder left to choose from.

She'll be fine.

Are the Blossoms and Coopers inbred?

Also I forgot but can someone remind me where Riverdale is set again? Is it somewhere in Canada since >maple syrup

Small little town like Riverdale, I figure almost everyone's family was inbreeding at some point.

>It's not going to last, is it bros? ;_;

Of course not, it's a CW show.

Unless it's cancelled, by season 3 everyone will have fucked everyone.

Good thing they got the whole interracial thing over and done quickly, so that the SJW's can't complain.

I want Sabrina to show up and be an actual witch and the show turns into Buffy 7.0

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Fuck off, Josie

Does this show have any substance to it other than hot girls and dumb teenage drama?

>cucked by Archie in 3...2..

Betty must always be kept in a state of wanting Archie's dick but never having it, imagine her naked and chained to a wall with Archie just inches out of reach as he makes out with Veronica, Betty snarling and whimpering in frustration

I came for the qts, stayed for Jughead who is also a qt and now I'm just waiting for Sabrina (it'd better fucking happen)
I do not give a shit about whatever Hermione Lodge is up to, it's like they watched Twin Peaks and decided the mill plot could be even more boring

>These are supposed to be 15 year olds

5-10 minutes of each ep is actual plot development. Most of the rest is DSL redhead prancing, Lodge angsting, Betty>muh sister-ing and Archie wondering why the flying fuck all this shit is happening to him.

It's growing on me, like some horrible fungal infection. Please help.

Have faith, user. It got popular that the Archie Comics company trademark the ship name.

Didn't Chuck and Blair get together early but were endgame?

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Meh.
I also noticed that it has black people in it so I'm not going to watch it.

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