*record scratch*

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>So, I bet you guys are wondering how I got here

Seriously though did he died?

With all those violent Islamist roaches surrounding him, yeah.

He'll be fine. Islam is the religion of peace.

No idea
Probably

I wonder how he got there though...

wasn't he the one they said they lynched?

poor fucker

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down

>Well it all began one sunny day in Mecca, 7th century.

Take your shit meme back to Sup Forums faggot.

Always sad when the good guy dies. This won't end until we eradicate islam, coming soon to a european country near you...

Story?

this is why you do not surrender to these subhumans. you either in, or you die and it is better to die with a rifle in your hands.

Solider of Turkish coup captured by islamist civilians

Shit. So they killed him? What happened?

Probably

A lot of lynchings took place

>shot of bridge shut down and filled with troops
>born to be wild starts playing

how come even in a shit skin country the islamists are naturally darker

>shot of tank plowing over a stubborn turkroach
>"Kids in America" starts playing

The browner you are, the more susceptible to islam you will be

like sickle cell

>shot of Islamist citizens stoning soldiers
>"Rock the Casbah" starts playing

>rock

>"It ain't me" starts playing

Does anyone else imagine reading this in the sound of Sgt Woods voice from BlackOps2?

>Baba O'Reilly begins playing softly in the background

The poor chubby fuck never stood a chance, they probably lynched him and he'd be lucky if they didn't rape him first.

King roach has gone full Stalin with his purge.

They probably ate him.

>teeeeeeenaage wastelaaaanddd

>shot of Jews counting money
>the umpa lumpa song starts playing

It was at this point, Nathan knew, he'd fucked up...

THIS JULY

>shot of helicopter firing missle
INCEPTION HORN

THE TURKEY
>shot of turkroach general lifting sunglasses
INCEPTION HORN

GETS
>low-angle shot of turk roaches marching on bride
INCEPTION HORN

COOKED
>turkroach protestors in the streets
INCEPTION HORN

>fade to black while inaudible turkroach chanting plays in background

He'll be fine once they can find his head and reattach it

keko

Shouldn't he?

>We Gotta Get Out Of This Place starts playing

>surrendering your freedom and individuality to become a soldier of any government
His demise was his own fault.

Pretty sure the turkish army is an army of conscripts. There is a very good chance he had no choice in the matter.

Oh, well shit. I'll pour one out for him. Maybe one day the roaches will be crushed.

I could be wrong but not every country, specifically Turkey, has a purely volunteer based military.

Is it just me or is Lawrence of Arabia the GOAT film?

...

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GLORIOUS

ty OP

All in a day's work, my nigga

'cause im in too deep