why are the xenomoprhs so mad
Why are the xenomoprhs so mad
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I want to know how they spend their free time.
Wheat shortage.
Penis envy
Curled up in a xeno shaped space on a wall somewhere, like a big smooth kitty cat
Which movies are canon? I'm assuming AvP is not?
>No shares
>Have to live in shitty heating ducts and atmospheric condensers
>Fucking humans stole their cat
The list goes on.
Their overlords probably allowed foreign hoards into their planets/communities.
Hands are too small to fap.
How can they see if they've got no eyes?
Are they like orcas or some shit?
They are just taking care of the bonus situation.
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> failed meme
How's that work for xenomorphs?
Obviously the facehuggers don't deserve a share.
The smooth tops of their heads all the way down to where their noses would be are full of photoreceptors.
More importantly what are the Zenomorphs' tax plans?
They don't have a home
they got all dem teeth and no toothbrush to brush dem
Humans keep stealing their wheat crop. Xenos upset.
Considering they've got a strong, centralized monarchy, most likely feudal levies.
The xenos take whatever they can and pass along whatever they want to the queen.
Is this from the fanfic wikia?
Times are tough for your simple wheat farmer
0/10 nice dead meme
Pretty sure I read it in an old Dark Horse comic.
They are xenophobes.
The bonus situation is not a meme, it is the core of the Alien story. Like the cake in Portal it represents the promise of capitalism; work hard and you will get your share. But instead of fulfilling the promise the corporations are just letting in ever more aliens who destroy the society. That is the core story of the movie Alien.
Do you think Will Smith hates what his son has become?
I thought the core story was to be a hamfisted pro-abortion metaphor.
pottery
well they stole the humans' brett.
>Somebody actually took time to draw this
They've got eyes behind some kind of membrane.
He encourages it, senpai.
Right
it could just be a vestigial remnant of their human host origins.
Because they bump their fucking huge head everywhere they go.
Seriously who thought this was a good design for a monster that move in air ducts?
Maybe they weren't originally intended to move in air ducts?
But they'd be okay with that because they need foreign hordes to gestate in.
But what is inside all that head space? What???
a very tiny brain.
Then small head perfect. Why huge long tube head? What purpose?
that long tongue mouth has to go somewhere.
just like middle eastern refugees they are giant walking penises fuelled by testosteron.
cause hr giger had a phallic symbolism obsession
they can cut the power
Has there been any time in any Alien media or canon where a regular Xenomorph didn't immediately kill a human it found?
more like some ayy tripped over some cords. I mean the aliens ran into the turrets and got shot until the turrets ran out of ammo before they tried to climb the ceiling.
I always thought it was the powerplant going critical
HR Giger is just a degenerate, he literally made xenomorph porn
the ship's captain got taken.
Newt got taken
I mean they eventually get gestated.
Yes
In aliens they kept them alive stored in that resin shit near the reactor core. They were to-be hosts and must therefore be captured and kept alive
>xenomorph porn
redundant
To tame a xenomorph and have it as a pet. What would you feed it with?
My enemies, of course. What's the point of having a vicious killing machine if you don't use it for your own benefit?
>tfw human-senpai notices you
Because they're black.
Why do I get the urge of rolling a rubber on that
aaahhh
I want to ____ that xenomorph
Xenos don't need to eat, so I could feed it anything I wanted
Anything at all that I wanted to put down its throat
>PURGE
The same reason animals get mad at other animals. They're territorial and their only way to survive (instincts) is killing for food and capturing other beings for hosts
no jaden you are close to the truth
>animals cutting power
Alien 3 is on right now
>KILL
Would make for a nice wall prop.
They certainley have long brains. Their IQ is probably over 200.