Why are the xenomoprhs so mad

why are the xenomoprhs so mad

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I want to know how they spend their free time.

Wheat shortage.

Penis envy

Curled up in a xeno shaped space on a wall somewhere, like a big smooth kitty cat

Which movies are canon? I'm assuming AvP is not?

>No shares
>Have to live in shitty heating ducts and atmospheric condensers
>Fucking humans stole their cat

The list goes on.

Their overlords probably allowed foreign hoards into their planets/communities.

Hands are too small to fap.

How can they see if they've got no eyes?

Are they like orcas or some shit?

They are just taking care of the bonus situation.

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> failed meme

How's that work for xenomorphs?

Obviously the facehuggers don't deserve a share.

The smooth tops of their heads all the way down to where their noses would be are full of photoreceptors.

More importantly what are the Zenomorphs' tax plans?

They don't have a home

they got all dem teeth and no toothbrush to brush dem

Humans keep stealing their wheat crop. Xenos upset.

Considering they've got a strong, centralized monarchy, most likely feudal levies.

The xenos take whatever they can and pass along whatever they want to the queen.

Is this from the fanfic wikia?

Times are tough for your simple wheat farmer

0/10 nice dead meme

Pretty sure I read it in an old Dark Horse comic.

They are xenophobes.

The bonus situation is not a meme, it is the core of the Alien story. Like the cake in Portal it represents the promise of capitalism; work hard and you will get your share. But instead of fulfilling the promise the corporations are just letting in ever more aliens who destroy the society. That is the core story of the movie Alien.

Do you think Will Smith hates what his son has become?

I thought the core story was to be a hamfisted pro-abortion metaphor.

pottery

well they stole the humans' brett.

>Somebody actually took time to draw this

They've got eyes behind some kind of membrane.

He encourages it, senpai.

Right

it could just be a vestigial remnant of their human host origins.

Because they bump their fucking huge head everywhere they go.

Seriously who thought this was a good design for a monster that move in air ducts?

Maybe they weren't originally intended to move in air ducts?

But they'd be okay with that because they need foreign hordes to gestate in.

But what is inside all that head space? What???

a very tiny brain.

Then small head perfect. Why huge long tube head? What purpose?

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Alien is the best horror series.

that long tongue mouth has to go somewhere.

just like middle eastern refugees they are giant walking penises fuelled by testosteron.

cause hr giger had a phallic symbolism obsession

they can cut the power

Has there been any time in any Alien media or canon where a regular Xenomorph didn't immediately kill a human it found?

more like some ayy tripped over some cords. I mean the aliens ran into the turrets and got shot until the turrets ran out of ammo before they tried to climb the ceiling.


I always thought it was the powerplant going critical

HR Giger is just a degenerate, he literally made xenomorph porn

the ship's captain got taken.
Newt got taken

I mean they eventually get gestated.

Yes
In aliens they kept them alive stored in that resin shit near the reactor core. They were to-be hosts and must therefore be captured and kept alive

>xenomorph porn

redundant

To tame a xenomorph and have it as a pet. What would you feed it with?

My enemies, of course. What's the point of having a vicious killing machine if you don't use it for your own benefit?

>tfw human-senpai notices you

Because they're black.

Why do I get the urge of rolling a rubber on that
aaahhh

I want to ____ that xenomorph

Xenos don't need to eat, so I could feed it anything I wanted
Anything at all that I wanted to put down its throat

>PURGE

The same reason animals get mad at other animals. They're territorial and their only way to survive (instincts) is killing for food and capturing other beings for hosts

no jaden you are close to the truth

>animals cutting power

Alien 3 is on right now

>KILL

Would make for a nice wall prop.

They certainley have long brains. Their IQ is probably over 200.