It's that time again
Rules
>posting pic of waifu will result in a read on your personality
>dubs gets told to fuck off
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to be made
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per faggot
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>side effects include hopelessness, possibility of being eaten, evisceration, incarceration, addiction to drugs, extreme diarrhea, suicidal thoughts or death
i'll take the fortune and maybe say some pointless shit as always
Let's go
Fine by me, how are you?
>your fortune says the quickest way to the exit lies not solely in distance but through the guidance of hope
Fuck it, what's the worse that could happen, I get cursed to pick two bad choices or some shit?
Lets see what happens.
>I see you are a man of culture too.jpeg
Sure thing
>your personality has trouble making decisions for itself and relies on others for input but your desires to be better leaves you with only the thought of being an inconvenience
Nah you get cursed to suck dick
>your fortune says the white rabbit will only appear once you see light near a seemingly endless tunnel. It's appearance will not be a physical but mental one
i'm not doing great, as usual.
the only hope left is for a quick and painless death which i might not have
>your personality is one to give out advice to those that need and admonish the ones who did you wrong. Being rational isn't your main motivation but plays a part in your desire to keep things fair. The last thing you ever want is to incite confrontation through avoidable mistakes.
Who can decide how they want to die. Life is a bitch and the best thing you can do is play by it's rules
>who can decide how they want to die.
suicidal people
Yo, mine's scary accurate. Thank you!
My waifu
Yeah I guess so but it isn't a glamorous thing.
No problem
important to note that I fnd this image hotter than most hentai.
>Green text
More or less. I very much agree with the last sentence.
May I get a fortune too?
Interesting... thanks m8.
people love and fight for freedom since the beginning of civilization, yet if you try to kill yourself they'll lock you up until your "cure"
Oh my
>your fortune says anything can have a crowd even a pile of shit can muster up some flies
It's either a fortune or a personality read user
No problem
Oh. ok...
can I get a second opinion?
That is normal human bullshit that never got questioned for obvious reasons. I believe that a person shouldn't be ridiculed for doing it but instead just have someone that cares for them
Nope try again next time user
i'll make a fortune for you
>be wary of where you step, there's a lot of shit laying around you that need to be dispose. your lucky number is (8 - 11 - 14 - 22 - 27 -31)
No personally read for me?
A fortune it is!
One art please.
Not like you could afford any kind of art in the first place but yes I'll grant you a fortune.
>your fortune says to those that say money can't buy anything leave with a $20 for they need it the most
But...my floors are clean and my living space organized?
yeah there's an unsaid rule that goes by
>fuck off furry faggot you're disgusting go be a degenerate somewhere else
Aww, that's so mean :(
The cold must be a bitch for you user
>your personality changes as frequent as weather and many cannot tolerate you when it happens. Instability is a part of life but you have trouble accepting it despite knowing so. People notice you more when your emotional but you wish more would care when your not
Looking for death
Obviously i shouldn't have to explain it, don't take it at face value
it's not my thread, i don't make the rules
>32 posts
>9 IPs
Why do all the fail threads get spammed by faggot OPs while the real WIN threads get ignored?
Case in point: That thread is where all the WIN is at. That is where you people should be rolling for doubles, not this failure of a thread.
And off by 2 digits, seems to me that hell doesn't want you.
>your personality tends to bite off more than it can chew and gets left throwing up the only means of substance for life. You are left wondering why you are like this but you need to see things a bit more clearly to have some understanding of your current situation
That is genuinely the most accurate reading Ive gotten. Now I dont know how to feel
I've never understood other peoples logic on suicide.
I always figured it as there's one less tax payer, consumer making the economy churn, one less tithe paying fanatic supporting organized delusion. The only people that 'care' are the ones that would benefit from your continued suffering.
Death is life. The mushroom that grows on the body is a symbiotic with the plants that reclaim the bodies nutrients, The plants that feed the herbivores. The herbivores that feed the carnivore. The carnivore that feeds the human. The human that can buy food for itself because it has a job in a morgue handling the dead.
It seems very two faced of people to claim all life is precious when there is an overwhelming amount of people that would kill over nothing, or leave their children in hot cars, or any of the multitudes of callous actions.
Just appreciate it for what it is
Death is a part of life but so is life itself. The precious part about it is that there's no guarantees it's beauty lies in the allure it presents to you leaving you yearning to know more about it but in the end it's just my opinion
Hit me with your best shot.
I suppose my problem is that there is barely anymore allure then.
I'm not chasing death, but nor do I peruse anything.
You're probably samefagging but have this
>your fortune says the tramp that came from the streets shall end it's story untold and left to be forgotten in a cesspool of sewage
That's how depressed people are user. The allure is different for everyone for me it's the beauty that thrives in cruelty
They always try to sell that life is gift and should be preserve, which can be true in a sense. But obviously not everyone had the gift to have a good/worth life.
Try to say a kid that grow up in war zone and got force to died for a terrorist group to not get slowly behead that life is a gift.
Thats an extreme case but in general most people aren't that happy, not everyone was born in a healthy country and family, only a few have comfortable life.
Most of people work hard to get educate to have a decent job just to be in the middle class and then live all their life paying debt of all sort until the end. If death wasn't something people fear and was easily provide, acceptable, nothing would work as they do now
This is a true God-tier waifu
Ya, I'll stop.
Been lying in bed for 5hrs. Insomnia and boredom has me curious if there's a pattern to what type of girl gets what type of response.
If you are perceptive and creative, or just pulling these from an auto-generating site.
Hey it's this thread again! Let's see what's gonna happen next.
What the hell; this seems like fun.
Too bad he's taken.
Bet you can't do it for me
It's all made in my head also no worries about it man
What do you want my man?
It is
>your personality often tends to make mundane things complicated for no good reason other then boredom. You have great interest in sci fi and robots
>your personality is tired and bored all the time. Your life lives by the paycheck and you save it up for drugs. You are a boring fuck that needs a life
Bumping
Of course dude
>your personality is that of a jokester who doesn't know how to land the joke. You got it but lack the opportunity to use what you have in you. Laughter is the ultimate medicine and one like you should take full advantage of it
I'll just take a fortune if you got the time to do one. Things are going decently atm so I'm just chillin.
fuck, gimme that cuddlebun
Fuck you she (maybe he but doubt) is MINE
Lmao i thought i'd get called furry and a pedo for chosing nanachi
Oh sure I'm chilling as well my man
>your fortune says to focus more on body language than words for better understanding of a person
That's too obvious now
cuddlebun is a girl with a warm vagoo.
Well the furry part would have been true and pedo ehh drawn is better :^)
Hm, alright I'll have to keep that in mind. Thank you for the fortune, I always enjoy seeing these threads around.
we lost a lot of these type of thread sadly
Which is a real shame. I might have to start my own laid back thread, maybe break out my tarot for readings or put my dream interp studies to some use here when I have the free time.
I'll end the thread here later fags
dream interpretation studies? is it really a thing?
It kind of is, the way my prof. talked about it was that it's slowly getting recognized by the medical and psych communities. Enough studies have been done to at least prove that dreams have enough influence on the rest of the body to be worth looking into. Their good for information review, memory recall, and a bunch of other shit. Once you get into lucid dreaming everything gets freaky too, stuff like sharing dreams with another sleeping person who is completely conscious of your presence. I still cant do it reliably, but merely looking deeper into your dreams can trigger more complex ones in the future.
She’s been my wifu since the anime came out
Only true waifu
To me, dream seem like a memory shuffling thing.
Closer thing i had of lucid dream was at the moment i realize i'm actually in a dream i just wake up.
The sharing a lucid dream with another guy seem far-stretched
Yeah, trust me it was def a class that required a bit of suspension of disbelief. The two guys that shared a dream were like, 2 of the founding group for dream studies back in the 70's iirc, they were trying for that shit for years on end. But you aren't wrong, our brain is constantly retracing our steps throughout life trying to cross reference whatever we are currently doing with something we have done in the past. But it also has to scrub through everything else we look at/interact with throughout our days. So basically it can and will run simulations of different variables and just kinda throw us into them. It's fun cause you can kinda fuck with it by shifting your content intake in different ways. I'm a big gundam fan so naturally I tried to have a dream piloting my own giant robot, it's fun as shit when it actually works.
Yeah that sound does sound amazing, my dream are kind of simple and short.
Now I'll go sleep andaybe have some of these dream. Goodnight
sweet dreams user
Reading ?
i have 2 fuck you
