Starting my job as a pizza delivery driver tonight. What should I expect Sup Forumsros?

Starting my job as a pizza delivery driver tonight. What should I expect Sup Forumsros?

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To get raped if you look like that. Bring a firearm.

many women to answer the door showing bobs and vagene.

I would RAEP that little bitch

Expect to be assaulted, then you wake up and live the next 6 years in shackles, never showered and raped a few times a day.

imagine living is such a fucking shithole that you need a gun to deliver pizza LMAO

Can you own guns in urup?

Sounds like an improvement, honestly.

That makes me uncomfortable

Poor people tip better than the wealthy
Niggers will try to scam you out of your pizza & $$$
Big fat pervs will answer the door wearing only a g-string
The job will cost more in gas than you'll make in tips

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To get a big tip, you’re gunna have to get more than just the tip.

Well I’m from a shitty city and when I was pizza girl, guys would hit on me but big tips helped a lot. On occasion I was groped and that really blowed but couldn’t do anything in fear of more escalation

Lots of cleaning. Shitty tips. No extra anchovies.

Welcome to 2019.

plan your routes accordingly to save the most gas.

Yes, usually poorer people tip better

If the food ends up being late, and it’s the kitchens fault rather than yours, and you get screwed out of a tip, say something to the staff about it. Usually restaurants are empathetic of their delivery drivers cause they know you are paying for gas.

lmao I meant to tag the other guy.

Whatever.

Get a CCW and a small handgun, like a Ruger LC9 or maybe a S&W J-frame if you can handle the recoil.

If you're not old enough to carry or purchase a gun or you live in a cuck state/city, get mace and a keychain with a long strap so you can swing it if you have to.

Yeah, I know. Human beings are filthy, disgusting things, and it sucks that we have to defend ourselves from the dregs. Good thing we have firearms to do so with.

thx for the (you) anyway user

To be correctly sucked for each pizza you deliver on time!!!

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id tip you a few hundred to get you naked..

remember that every shift is like going to war

you'll need two or three handguns hidden in various places in your car in addition to the one you'll be open-carrying

grenades are useful if you can find them

NIGGERS to not pay

Always carry some weed that you can sell to losers who ask for it when you deliver your pizza. It's the only way you can make a decent living as a pizza guy/gal.

I was a pizza delivery girl and being asian it got real bad, constantly called chink or gook if something goes wrong like came late or forgot an order, worse was groped and forced to suck dick, scary life

a large chunk of your deliveries will be to fatties and rich people+black people will refuse to tip.

Lol no

>groped and forced to suck dick
GREEN TEXT NOOOOOOW

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I'd stuff some pepperoni in her box.

Nice cameltoe

Oh my she can make my pizza anyway!

If that's actually you OP expect to get pulled into a house full of niggers and raped for days on end

Hmmm...So he was behind that...

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It'll probably be scary at first but I believe you can handle it

You better be fucking polite, move with a sense of fucking urgency, you better not expect tips from nigs

She'll get tips from Nigs but not the ones she wants

We're you only delivering to WWII era vets?

If you're in Zulu territory lock your car or take the keys with you. My old roommate lost his car by not doing any of these.

>usually poorer people tip better

that's why they're poor. rich people are rich because they don't be just handing out money just for "entitled good service".

Veteran delivery mayn here


Expect to have robberies attempted, bring a knife, you can't carry on the job in any state unless your job description involves carrying a gun.

Avoid niggers

Call your customer as soon as you get to an apartment complex, they aren't layed out logically or consistently with the surrounding streets, it will save time.

15 over on the highway and 10 over on surface roads or get the fuck out. Cops are merciful to pizza boys.

There will be boobs

There will be drugs

Always say yes to a drink, more tips follow.

Do NOT get in the habit of driving while smoking, you'll become a chain smoker.

This sounds fake but greentext anyway

Nice dubs do green text I'm curious about how you got suckered into sucking dick

> groped and forced to suck dick
Probably got a hundred dollar conditional tip to do it.

Never walk into a hotel room/motel room unless they have really nice office clothing on EVEN IF THERES A NAKED BITCH DONT DO IT. alot of the times theres a nigga behind the door with a knife knowing we have like3-500 on us at all times.
>i delivered for fucking ever
>NY
>you'll make crazy money
>make sure to write on the recipts what tips you recieved for the cc's(makes cashing out easier)
>fuck niggers spit in their food occasionally

Stories about boobs and drugs please

ALSO SAY SOMETHING TO THE PEOPLE YOU ARE DELIVERING TO, THEYD RATHER HEAR YOUR BEHIND OR CANT FIND IT THEN NOT HEAR SHIT. ID CALL THOSE BASTARDS ALL THE TIME AND RUN MY MOUTH ALSO KEEP EXTRA SODAS IN THE WHIP IF YOUR RUNNING LATE GIVE EM IT AND SAY ITS ON ME WHILE GIVING THEM FOOD THEYLL FEEL PRESSURED TO TIP MORE

ever wonder why you dont get much pepperoni on your pizza? because i eat lots of it on the way to your house.

I knew it!

Fake. Post tits, cow.

Hasnt she got a bunch of nudes ? Actually what happened to them ?

Ella es locamente hermosa

@814047663
Yeah, I've been waiting for someone to post them

It's decent money for being a shitty job I've been doing it for a couple years... But yes get a gun, you're an ez target

telegra(dot)ph/Papa-Johns-Girl-03-17 found the nudes

Everyone in this stale bread getting baited. Gj op

She ate the pizza

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This. Blacks are fucking disgraceful at tipping. Mexicans are demanding. Asians don't know what tipping means. Whites are hit or miss. Young people NEVER tip. Hot chicks are extremely rare to deliver to. Coworkers will expect you to do their job. If you don't drive the smallest engine,it'll never be worth it.

or alternatively, they know what it’s like to work a shitty minimum wage job so they’re more likely to be sympathetic. Faggot.

could have just closed your mouth retard

don't forget to bring an rpg or grenade launcher otherwise you're fucked. If you know how to get one, bring a tactical nuke with you and it'll be a breeze.

Easiest job next to being a bum enjoy
t. bum who was delivery driver

don't delivery drivers have less and less need for cash now with credit card and app payment methods. i might even believe the old thing about only having $20 on them these days.

Yeah that's true but you are also driving in hoods at night which make the risk of them getting caught real low so I guess it kinda balances out lol

Also speaking from experience I've been robbed once and got away twice, been delivering for 4 years

robbed at gunpoint?

god, there is a god

Yessir!

zodiac sign?racial background?

This...

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More Papa Johns girl ITT?

i would have pissed my pants probably

Yeah it's funny because his dumbass didn't even get any of my money I just gave him my change for customers lol

hey OP, Ive been delivering pizza for a long time. Did it during high school for a couple years before I moved away for 5 years. I returned to my hometown a year ago and asked the owner if I can work a couple shifts and make some money and she was cool with it, so back on my bullshit.
Anyway.

Tips: I'd say the average tip is $2-5, sometimes you'll get people who drop $10+ on you, especially for large party orders. Overall its good easy money.

When its slow, well its slow but like you're still getting paid something to sit in your car or bullshit inside assuming they aren't a place that expects you to be helping in the kitchen.

When its busy, not gonna lie it can be stressful when you have high volumes of orders. Taking 5 then coming back to see there 6 more ready to go and more in the oven can be nerve wracking, but don't drive fast or recklessly. Getting pulled over or involved in a accident hurts your delivery time. At the end of the night tho youll look at your pay and feel good.

Customers: Overall people are pretty normal, some are drunk, some are high, some are fucking weird, its just people. I cant really give much advice on it you'll really just have to see for yourself.
You might have people ask you to take the food into the house. If they seem weird or the place is shitty and you don't feel comfortable just lie and say its company policy not too. I've done it when there's a big party order or like when its just a disabled old person. It really doesn't happen alot.

Safety: It really just depends what the area you deliver in is like. Don't worry about it unless you like live in the straight up ghetto. If you have alot of cash on you and you're worried about getting robbed just ask to leave it at work off to the side. The biggest safety concern should be other people on the road.

Overall....idk it just depends, I have personally had a good experience with it. Figured id put my two cents in.

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current delivery driver here, these posts are right
judge the area you are in, if kind of sketchy take your car key with you otherwise you might get it stolen.
you can make good money some nights but other nights you will get completely shafted.
poor people tip better.
learn simple addition and subtraction because a lot of customers are dumb fucks.
you will eventually learn the area and the best routes to get to places as well as who the regulars are.
unless you live in a bad area chances of getting robbed arent too high, obviously try to defend yourself but use common sense to know when to back down.
if you feel like someone is following you, take 3 right turns (left if eu cuck), still following then make your way to a busy street and call the cops, if they are still following you then dont be afraid to run a res light if it isnt busy

huh me too

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Why would he post a pic of himself... You really got him here btard

oh yeah I forgot but people will see the sign on your car and decide to drive like jags so be very aware of others while driving and try to avoid them.
>bimbo swerved across 4 lanes and totals my car
>"omgggg im soooo sorry, its ok my parents have insurance"

Unlce owned a pizza place. Used to deliver in uni. The stoner who looks like hes poor will tip you 5 times more than a rich cunt.

Kill yourself

Literally just Google that with NSFW at the end and you'll get everything

The first order I delivered for domino's was chicken wings. I hot the brakes and they fell out NJ of the box on the floor. I wiped them off as good as possible and brought them to the drunk ass white trash dude. No complaints.

Confirmed. Most of my $50+ dollar tips have come from run down motel 6's

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