/heem/ - Altitude Training edition

Events

02/10 - UFC 221: Romero vs. Rockhold - 10pm ET
02/14 - Alaska FC 137: - 11:59pm ET
02/16 - ACB 80: Tumenov vs. Berkhamov - 11am ET
02/16 - GLORY 50: SuperFight Series - 7:30pm ET
02/16 - Titan FC 48: Torres vs Orellano - 8pm ET
02/16 - LFA 33: Willis vs Stewart - 9pm ET
02/16 - Bellator 194: Mitrione vs. Nelson II - 9pm ET
02/17 - Polaris Pro: Polaris 6 - 1:30pm ET
02/17 - EBI 15: The Featherweights - 9pm ET
02/18 - UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs. Medeiros - 10pm ET

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Bless buddehs (Schaubfags are NOT my buddehs)

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Romero's wrestling isn't good enough for Rockhold's jitz and kicks

15 minutes of cardio combined

Stipe bless, fuck blacks.

>15
5*

thanks for not spamming

wew, was just about to pull the trigger on a new thread
I'm gonna give you this one (You) my man

Post your heem face

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is there anybody here that genuinely doesn't believe Ngannou can fix his flaws within 2 years and become champ of that graveyard division?
I think he definitely has holes but he also had a bad night. It was his first enormous fight and he didn't handle it well at all. That can be improved on mentally and skill wise he isn't far from have enough wrestling pedigree to be efficient enough to counter wrestle his way out of bad positions

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btw what are you boys watching? surely my fellow fight fans are watching fights on FightPass™ right? Going through all of Tony's fights myself.

Nobody seeks your approval

gentlest of heeminders

You can't learn to wrestle in two years.

I'm actually reading a bunch about Charles Whitman since he was mentioned in the last thread.
But I do have UFC 209 paused.

Are you trying to work on your ankle picks? Because I could ankle pick the fuck out of you

Conor has 2.5 rounds and Ngannou has 3 minutes

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you can't learn to be an olympic level wrestler no. but you can learn enough defensive wrestling to get out of bad positions and get back to your feet when needed. he needs 0 offensive wrestling or jiu jitsu. just enough to get out of clinches, off his back and back to boxing range

>Conor has 2.5 rounds
Conor has at best 8 minutes which is 1 and a half rounds

max isn't fighting at 222

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>stables of boys (and proud!)
>headcanon harem of men (and they're beautiful!)
the estrogen and penis injected openmouth soy state of nuHEEM (and that's a good thing!)

>reading about serial killers and grisly crimes
not good for the mind desu. the things some people are capable of doing to others never cease to disgust and amaze.

although iirc whitman was CTE'd or had brain cancer or something. still no excuse.

What would you like me to do about that?

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I agree that his flaws are manageable, but I doubt he will do what he needs to with his meme camp.

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Aldo vs. Edgar III at UFC 222 for the interim belt.

Ey cupcake u want 2 do da ting?

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>le injured cutbabby man
I wanted nothing more than for frankie to wrestlefuck and heem this turd.

thats fair. its just speculation and he could have the most shit coaches and management of all time that lead him to Can City

>fuck blacks
fuck off back to Sup Forums, kid

Aldo will win this time

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Heem police reporting for duty, who is your favourite fighter?

You need it, son.
Especially you.
You're wayward, and as your mom and the postman know: you need guidance.

>TJ calls his wife mom since she had the kid

>Charles Whitman
the guy in the tower, shooting people? why?

What's the best striking base for MMA?

He's such a badass

>Conor has 2.5 rounds
Naw, bro. Naw.
2, at best.

Sage got compared to him. Interesting guy. Might buy his book.

not muay thai

i'm taking over this operation

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wrestling

Goddamn Chinlet

mfw not sure if ironic or cringe

Magumba actually landed some hard shots on Stipe, he was simply unlucky to not KO him that night, most fighters won’t be that lucky.

JJ has only been at ATT for about 2 years, with the right team that should be enough time to plug up the holes in his game in a very thin division. But like I said, I think he'll probably stagnate with the same coaches

How does Rockhold hope to beat this?

Sage? The gel-hair guy who does thefront flips? Compared to the spree-killer nut job?
Buy why?

BASED

interesting that you would have that saved.
nttawwt

>mfw7vsjpg
Cringe

Khabib is for sure "badass" my man, use whatever term you like. I think the kids say "savage" nowadays.

Boxing

Kickboxing ofc.

*asks to spar with you*
*gives you the impression that it will be pretty casual*
*goes full force and knocks you out a week before your fight*

heh, nothing personal

>*Eye Pokes You*

OPTIMUS
BELLUM
DOMITOOOOOR

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deep

>Drug addict
>Roider
>Oreo
>Eye pokes in every fight
>Decision babby
>Arguably lost the only bout of his career in which he didn't have a tremendous height and reach advantage over his opponent

Uhhh, why do people like this guy again?

why doesnt your fightfu own guns?

yaya btw

My fightfu doesn't live in a country that is full of darkies thus doesn't need guns

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YAYA BLESS

>need
It's not called the Bill of Needs motherfucker

Now post all her pics with her half black baby (with no father anywhere to be seen).

thats her brothers kid you goof. yaya hasn't had a kid

>me and my brother's son

why do her sisters and mom post more pics of the kid than her?

>tfw Yoel will never pick you up and slam you on the mat

thought you meant conor, who is not badass at all

Yoel,

W A L K T O R E C O V E R.

Go on.

lolwut?
who was this??

>>Oreo
Oh, please.

cause it's a pet, not a child

youtube.com/watch?v=IQlJuFjBdJM

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But then he lost :(

top tier patrician

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TJ's wife looks like every English teacher I've had from the start of jr. high to the end of high school all mixed into one person.

LUKE

>ywn be this based

He's just a hard hitter and he got exposed by an all-around better fighter. Stipe derailed the UFC's hype train and we all thank him for it.

How could he not be shocked at the result of that fight? I think he thought it was fixed.

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Explainer pls.
Just what is going on here? What's so badass about this pic?