Why the fuck can't I stay away from Sup Forums!????

Why the fuck can't I stay away from Sup Forums!????
I'm almost 30 years old and for going on 14 years I've been wasting time here for most of that. There was certain time periods where I took a week break or even as long as up to a month but never and I repeat NEVER have I ever been able to break the chains this place has a hold on me with.

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You come here to look at penises.

Because every other website bans you for retarded reasons.

I dunno, maybe it's the high quality of the level of discourse?

Fuck off newfag.

I'm in the same situation, turning 30 in a few months. I'm bored at work and browsing Sup Forums instead of finding something productive to do.

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I’m with you man, been here for 14 years and 31 years old. Been in trouble from my wife for posting her nudes and my brothers ex gfs nudes I stole but I can’t stay away

No, I'm an ass man and I like to look at some cooch and ass bent over together thinking about plugging both holes.

That's true.

I might just be autistic as well, I don't know.

Gee, I'm so fucking new. Born in the month of December '89 and found my way to Sup Forums in March of '06 after my buddy from school showed me the place I kept hearing about on Newgrounds forums after making stick animation flashes and playing SimGirls beating my dick off to the awful animated sex scene in the changing room after beating the game using the cheat code "Testbug". FUCK MAN I'm SOOOO GODDAMN NEW. I even lurked anime web turnpike when I'd eat some happy meals for $2.11 chicken nuggies when I'd come home from schoool. Holy shit bruh. BUT I'm a filthy jew faced newfag HOLY SHIT kekkaroni salads matey-O

Same reason I'm a 40 year old virgin
You're a social retard

Sup Forums may be pornhub lite now, but it used to be selfposts by cumdumpsters, so this is an improvement. Anonymity means we can discuss ideas without getting caught up in them.

At least you have a job. I'm a fucking NEET starving myself to death right now due to depression and anxiety even though I get food stamps and could buy something to eat. But no, I'm too chickenshit to even go to the store and half of the time to even leave my room to go into the kitchen.

I used to have sex a lot as a teenager but never once did I score any nudes. Feelsbadman.

> unironically posting your own wife's nudes
does having total sexual exclusivity not appeal to you for some reason?

>I might just be autistic as well
In my time we called it retard

>Gee, I'm so fucking new. Born in the month of December '89 and found my way to Sup Forums in March of '06 after my buddy from school showed me the place I kept hearing about on Newgrounds forums after making stick animation flashes and playing SimGirls beating my dick off to the awful animated sex scene in the changing room after beating the game using the cheat code "Testbug". FUCK MAN I'm SOOOO GODDAMN NEW. I even lurked anime web turnpike when I'd eat some happy meals for $2.11 chicken nuggies when I'd come home from schoool. Holy shit bruh. BUT I'm a filthy jew faced newfag HOLY SHIT kekkaroni salads matey-O

Every fucking time, how predictive...KYS

I can't disagree with that. I tried therapy for a while and my therapist tried to claim she thought I had aspergers.

>Anonymity means we can discuss ideas without getting caught up in them
This, unfortunately we are all in police watchlists

As a dude at 21 years years old and your wife is the first girl you’ve been with it’s a different situation. Especially isn’t being on /b since I’ve been 15

>this is an improvement
You clearly weren't here back in the day.

Yeah, I get the whole Sup Forums was never good meme. But it really honestly was better and wasn't so fucking depressing either.

Eh, my IQ is higher than someone mentally retarded but I still won't argue it. I'm definitely have my moments where I've been called "a fucking retard" by some.

I've been on Sup Forums for like 10 yrs now. I started on Sup Forums, moved to /c/, got bored went to /x/ and somehow ended up on Sup Forums with the occasional visit to /vg/. I know that feel.

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Heh, I'm the 40 yo virgin again, my therapist when I went there told me I am an avoidant schizoid and I seek social interaction but I have a twisted image of myself and I project and sabotage myself.

FBI guy, no. Only the loliposters, since onion links get posted on those threads.

Slowly getting there. I've lost 20 pounds in just the matter of a month and a half.

I hate the internet post-2007. I really do, why couldn't I have been killed by now? Seriously.

I had sex with the first girl I was with in front of my virgin cousin to piss him off.

I know for a fact there are a group of people just sitting around roleplaying as if they were posting with anons back then. OP is an example.

I started on Sup Forums and /f/, then made my way to Sup Forums and Sup Forums. Then just kind of lurked and posted about everywhere and more as new boards were made.

Maybe I need to go back to seeing a therapist, would you recommend?

You aren't FBI.

Why would someone do that?
I came here a bit before the zimzam trial.
Good times.

Not even LARPing user. Besides is it really that farfetched anyways? Fuck man, I'm a loser. Who would be proud of that?

Maybe, maybe not. But I've been collecting data for 6 yrs now.

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Hard to believe that was 7 years ago. To think I've spent double that time here.

Nah, therapy can help for a while, a year, two tops, then it gets repetitive and complacent and a burning hole in your pocket.
But whatever, I'm not a specialist.
And only a retard would take advice from a 40 year old virgin even if I have good intentions.

Nice asses, got any moar?

Sup Forums is the central point for a lot of newcomers. You get very attached to community. The pretty images and well decent communication. Also the board is high on self moderation so it's barely ever chaotic.

Because every once in awhile there is something funny. And the search.... well... it’s never ending.

Yeah, time flies, I still miss old Sup Forums, it was good, now it's worse than /gif/ and /r9k/

I'm honestly worried about being locked up over revealing my true self.
I have suicidial tendicies and am obsessed with a lot of sexual fetishes that aren't normal as well as mindsets that just are extreme.

Special agent Serna plays by his own rules. Thank the man.

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Just get yourself permanently banned and you'll be free op

Do it, they are going to be interested sessions to say the least, especially if she's a female therapist

>Just get yourself permanently banned and you'll be free op
u mean, suicide right

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Yeah, to think I barely ever watch anime anymore now. Haven't watched anything since September which was an old OVA from the '90s.

I guess that's true as well.

Sup Forums was a board I never did frequent that often. I'm guilty of lurking more often from 2015-2016 and reading some news stuff being posted there from time to time even afterwards. But I ultimately fucking hate it and what the political nature of things have spirialed to the rest of the internet. /r9k/ is another board I don't go to very often but I do post on /gif/ quite a bit. I have some OC circulating on there right now.

What are your rules?

>a lot of sexual fetishes that aren't normal
like...

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Damn, 80s cartoons were brutal

I pushing 30 as well user, I took three years off after college when I was in grad school, but then came back when I started working and I was bored. I think that’s the reason, we’re bored and we waste time here to escape life.

I'd force myself to find another way if I did that and I don't feel like going through the hassle.

I'm obsessed with women farting for one thing, the mindset that we should be forced to sniff women's farts and eat anything that comes out of them by being their human toilet. Then the idea that women needs to survive by slurping down as much sperm as they can suck out of all men's cocks.

Hot

I listed some here. But some others are, extreme bukkake, scat, pissing, public sex, exhibitionism, milking, I want to crossdress as a woman and be a lesbian with them while my dick is milked for their nutritional needs with full on make up. I want women to be the nasty disgusting fuck pigs they truly are. I want to them STINK and fart oink around while pooping and pissing all over themselves eating non stop jizz and drinking piss while also eating shit to top things off until we all die of diseases into one giant fuck orgy of filth spreading all over the world.

I bet he jerked off to it

That's Family Guy you fucking idiot.

I’m sure they’re are, but I mean comon some old anons are probably still here. Why wouldn’t they be?

Can't disclose but essentially just be a normal poster, I was given a set of 250 images. Ranging from anime, asian women, and even rule34. They're based of the data previously collected. I can tell y'all I am an agent solely because to prove it would mean I've compromised the investigation.

I wish I could go to school. But don't have anyway to go or afford it. Not to mention nothing is close and I have no transportation to go anywhere either. I'm just a fucking depressed loser fuck all mess. Seriously wish I would have blown my fucking head off when I had a loaded magnum pointed at my head last year.

who hurts you user

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I've recently began to watch some anime again, the last thing I watched was an 80s anime stop!kobari-kun. I just think I'm getting old.

I wonder if the guy from school that originally showed me this place still gets on. Probably not, from what I know he moved to the other side of the country, and got married. Probably also has kids now.

Sup Forums and Sup Forums are the last remnants of the old internet where you were anonymous and free.


once Sup Forums goes down the internet will be over.

im 35

You're a faggot!

Same OP

it's a home away from home, though. I don't come here nearly as much but I feel as though I will until it shuts down. There's friends here, people we can help, people we can learn from and love

I've had some pretty great times on b making comfy general threads and doing producer user threads

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Lots and lots of people as well as my entire family.

That's cool, I know that I'd like to watch some more anime. Depression is just being a bitch and not letting me enjoy anything to watch some.

You gay

Yeah, sucks that flash is dead next year and soon won't even be able to enjoy old memories on YouTube due to the new COPPA bullshit.

I wish I had an internet place to call home as well as a place IRL that I felt like I truly belonged in. But I guess these imageboards are the closest I'll ever have.

Starting to wish I was. Life wouldn't be so painful if I were gay.

but your ass....

its sucks user


Have you tried to reverse these fetishes?

I even have celebrity images for certain situations.

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I suggest weed. Helps with all the Sup Forums ailments.

Lmao you have nowhere else to go my dude.
Face it, we are the only "friends" you got.
The only social interaction you'll ever get.

What kind of relationship do you have with your parents?

Based, you have graduated to the next level when anime, movies, and video games stop giving you pleasure

I just meant, I would be able to find someone who could possibly save me in the same mannerism that women do.

Not sure how to reverse them.

You need better choices FBI user. Your colleauges fucking suck.

Damn, I know about this. What the fuck do people actually do with their days? I don't get it.

You know I said the same thing, and all they gave me was Taylor's swift.

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I haven't smoked weed since July. But I'm not going to lie my depression fades when I smoke weed but I still have the problem of not doing anything productive.
I'm not on NEETbux and eventually am going to be in a shittier situation where I'll have to find a job. Can't do that if I smoke.
Plus I'd binge eat and I was starting to slowly get chubby, so I quit. Plus weed is hard as fuck to find in my area, I have no money, and being a NEET with no transportation to get anything either. I was getting some for free. Like a gram here and there every week until I fucked things up with that.

I've honestly missed smoking weed so fucking much.

You're doing what they do. Go to work, get home, spend 6-8 hrs on Sup Forums masturbating. Then rinse and repeat.

The main form of social interaction I've had since 2014.

It's only because you've stopped trying that you won't see any change.

Nothing changes, if nothing changes.

Do you interact with people? Make interesting threads? try new things irl? explore? self love? self improve???

Don't spread your internal fears to others. It only makes life worse for everyone, including yourself. Perpetuating fear should never be on your list of things to do

I don't have any relationship with my parents.
My mom is gone and my dad never was in my life growing up so things are very estranged. I've tried to be around him from time to time since my mom died but it's failed every single time.

Get a job first my man, then you'll have money for public transportation. And as you save up it'll get easier. I was homeless last year, got a job at a sherwin William's making paint. Got some recent work experience. Got an office job. You just gotta do.

Yeah, I don't do any of that anymore. I haven't played a video game since I last smoked weed back in July. I more or less just lurk different boards, listen to music, and mope. I'm fucking pathetic.

focusing on natural sex

There's no public transportation here. I live in a rural area. Last job I had which was the only place close to me shut down early in the year.

>implying
Nigga, I'm so tired after work I masturbate once a week.
I lurk or shitpost on Sup Forums then fall asleep on the couch and then crawl into the bed

I've been trying NoFap for some time now but it literally drives to the point of being suicidal too. I think either my dopamine receptors are beyond repair or something is seriously mentally fucked up with me. I'm also extremely depressed without weed, staying awake during the day, and without eating like a damn pig. I'm literally avoiding everything that makes me happy but at the same time those are negative for my health.

you can't repair your sexuality without a woman standing by your side

alone = we die

If you had a natural sex life and had children in the biological correct age (under 25) you'd see that sex isn't anything special.

Don't forget you are here forever

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Well, our data knows there's outliers but other than that you fit the description. Congratulations you're part of 34% that don't.

This, fapping isn't the problem, we have urges man, nor is lack of sex the real problem, the problem is you have the social retardation strain that makes you unfit for social interaction and having a woman yet you want it. It's a joke really.

>Congratulations
Nope, see below
>you're part of 34%
I'm a 40 year old virgin and by definition degenerate and part of the 0.1%