Walk in toilet

walk in toilet
see this
wat do?

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razor alway ready

Fill the fucker up

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Stomp em in the nuts

Flush it down like you're supposed to

Kick in butthole. I just could not resist.

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>look around
>nobody here
>give him a quick handjob

If we'd all just be a little nicer to each other the world might actually improve.

Ram the mop handle up the faggots so bad it caused internal injuries and leave the filthy cunt to bleed out

Soccer kick to the shaft

Kick as hard as I can. The penis into the stall door

>draw
>magdump
>administrative reload
>asses the threat.

Start pissing all over him.

>take my school bag
>pinch his ballsac into the bag's zipper

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>take pic of crush out of backpack
>hold it behind his cock
>take pic with phone
>free cock tribute

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Leave the Apple store.

I would take a shit on him & use my shit as lube to fuck his hole

Start sucking his cock furiously and have him fuck me

if you turn 360° you'll still walk to the dick you retarded cunt
you've got to turn 180° if you want to get the fuxk out

Kick

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I just threw it right in there.

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I wanna chop it off now, great
God that would be fun to get some pliers
I actually have some ways that would really hurt on a penis
Like adding rubbing alcohol through a medicine syringe
Or sounding it until a small umbrella fits then forcing it open
Or, my favorite, tying the foreskin TIGHT and just seeing how long before it breaks due to pee

>wat do?

>Reach into pocket
>Pull out sounding rod and electro stimulation device
>Sound his cock for about 30 minutes until he cums hard

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stfu retard

Wow m8 you're so edgy

kill yourself

Joke is that being edgy on Sup Forums actually means NOT talking about stomping his dick, these threads really weeds out the kids.

this is what happens to all white people when they all go to hell, and worse

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That's ironic, coming from the dummy that took the bait that's probably older than he is.

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Why are you assuming her gender? Girls have dicks, too, you know.

make as much room between him, brace and run as fast as possible then jump and stomp both feet as hard as i can humanly muster the strength on this parasite of a human

Cut my finger and start dripping blood on his dick and ass to see how quick he jumps up

take out my knife and cut it off

Walk into next stall and do the same thing

Okay to be fair you're right, sorry for being cringe

Fetch golf club and practice my swings or get the jump cables from my car...

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grab my knife and stab that anus extra hard, twist, and pull

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Stick some mentos in a 2-liter of diet coke and shove the neck of the bottle up his ass.

Shove my face and tongue into his ass and jerk him off furiously till he cums on my face

came here to say this, hello oldfag

this but also this

As a sexually frustrated virgin, I'd be so tempted by immense gay thoughts that I would either be sweating bullets and paralyzed in the bathroom, leave it, or just straight up start giving his cock a handjob or more. :'^)