How can I buy a Fleshlight without my parents finding out...

How can I buy a Fleshlight without my parents finding out? They're home most of the time and I cant order online as I have no credit/debit card, and I don't have a car to drive either.

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Make a homemade fleshlight. Or get one of your mates to buy you one

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kidnapp someone

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>can’t drive
>lives with parents
>dosent have credit card
They don’t sell fleshlights to 12 year olds anyways

Go to gamestop and buy a vanilla visa, basically a debt card gift card for everything

Use it to buy shit, I did that with my stuff

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Try bringing a girl home, maybe your parents won’t be disappointed in you for once in your life. Underage faggot

Just get a job

This is clever omg

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They might carry one at your local sex shop or at least other masturbators.

Ask a friend your comfortable enough with to buy it for you then pay them back in cash. Without a card you'll never get one online.

Buy a visa gift card and get it dropped off at an Amazon locker.

>This you underage faggot.

These. You can pick up VISA gift cards anywhere I can think of. Buy what you want, have it shipped somewhere else, or have it shipped home. They don't say what it is on the box.

Now if they are the type to opem your packages... got nothing for you except I'm sorry your parents are so controlling, but I doubt they are at the same time, because you're on Sup Forums in the first place.

Also I've been through a few fleshlights. I'd recommend Stoya Destroya or the STU. If you can get one with the asshole mold, the vagina molds have really think entrances to where the first two inches or so are just vanilla texture, but wuth the butthole it grips your dick and has less material before you reach the unique features of whatever sleeve you got.

Also don't bother with the super tight butthole, what a waste of money. Itsnl nice and all but with a lack of ridges or anything its pretty dull.

You dont need one you degenerate little faggot neck yourself

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Niggah what is you doing

a fleshlight is way to pricy for what it's worth buddy don't waste your money on shit like that

visa gift card + amazon locker

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Just tell your mom you need a fleshlight,
either she will get you one or she will tell you to go ahead if you need one :
go ahead and buy one yourself if you want one.

Don’t buy a flesh light

You live with your parents

Convince them to buy you a pet and just start having sex with that instead eh

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Get a prepaid debit card at a grocery store or something then order it online
That or a Spencer's at a local mall sells sex toys

Many dead hamsters are in your future.

underage b&

RAPE your sister.

Steak family loaf of bread
Take dads drill
Drill out hole fuck bread and let dog eat bread crumbs

make you one

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