What the fuck is this shit?

What the fuck is this shit?

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>Dis emoji looks like me xDxD

I believe it's called a "search engine"
I know this is your first day on the Intenets but I suggest you get to know it

>FOR CHRISTS SAKE WOMEN PLEASE GET INTO TECH

Teenage girls are so hot but the ones outside of marching band are just so fucking boring

I'm going back to the daycare for pussy fuck this

>Corporations should do whatever they want as long as they don't break any la- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DEGENERACY? WE NEED A STRONG LEADER TO PUT A STOP TO THIS!

Redpill? SJW kike conspiracy

Logically? Google wants more female coders because they employ fucking coders and they want to foster talent for a future workforce.

This

>Telling leftist girls that they're unique

>code an emoji
>code

wut?

where the fuck do you live where that shows up?

>you can't criticize corporations
How do those boots taste?

Low hanging fruit - coding ain't hard, and requires zero physical effort. Seems like emoji-obsessed teen landwhales are the perfect target

>WHAT NO I AM ACTING SILLY AND WE NEED TO MANDATE GOVERNMENT THINGS TO THING THE THING, GOD FORBID SOMEONE JUST CRITIQUE THE COMPANY OR SOMETHING, NO HE CLEARLY MEANS WE NEED TO MANDATE THE MANDATE
IM BEING SILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I think he was trying to point out the "hypocrisy" of Sup Forums.

HOL UP

Remember when a white man had all the answers?

Yeah but how is that "coding". It's point and click graphic design, not programming and working with code.

Are we changing the definition of coding to be more inclusive of women or something?

>foster talent
>employ female coders

Google Canada isn't engaging in such bluepillshit

Works with emojis too i guess ....

wtf i hate teen girls now!

>implying emoji-obsessed teen landwhales have the patience to write good code

Funny that, nearly any other quote from that book, I wouldn't realize it was from the book, I would have just thought it was Orwell saying it. But that one quote still sticks in my mind, for whatever reason. Interesting.

I was thinking more foot-in-the-door. Same principle behind MySpace pages, some kids get interested by the basic HTML used for posting shitty banners and end up learning JavaScript for funsies.

5£ says the "emoji coding course" dovetails into some basic C+ class or lady coder scholarship plugs

Yeh and bitches are cheap labour cause of the gender wage gap top thinking

is this complex bait?

at this point i would take any search engine other than google that's half decent

it's too bad all of them suck balls

well come on Sup Forums let's code ourselves an emoji. Big swastika of course...

Nope sorry, Berned-out libtard self-administering a loading dose of redpill

make emojis here faggots
madewithcode.com/projects/emoji

wut u sayin is we wuz emojis and shit

>we can't trust women to actually know how to code anything, we'll just give them a pretty picture software that lets them pic the colors and call it "coding", they won't know the difference

duckduckgo is god tier denbtsbro

nothing wrong with begging to get more women to hit on in the workplace

To be honest I think it’s an effort to get today’s youth into programming, seeing as emojis are something used by a lot of today’s youth mainly girls it could be something that would hopefully inspire a lot of people into writing their own code and learning how to, and how is that bad?
Emojis are just another "hip" thing with kids, and what’s wrong with using what a collective group see as cool to push education.

tl;dr kids think emoji is cool what wrong with using what people think is cool to push education

>made w/ code

>goes on jewgle

What the fuck are you thinking user? Why would you search shit through that SJW blue pilled trash?

It’s not even fucking code, it’s psuedo code

why are you using google?

are Sup Forums seriously that tech illiterate?

This, you shouldn't be using Google. Ever. Owned by the Jews who use it to datamine for various NGOs also controlled by the Jews.

Someone doesn't have a girlfriend

Lets do it Sup Forums

madewithcode.com/projects/emoji

Google wants more women coders becase they do not negotiate a salary and when you hire a thousand of them the productivity dosnt matter becasue you are being "progressive" and saving millions a year on labor.

>we need more womens in tech
>lets entice them by stupid shit like "coding" emojis
obvious shitty "social justice" is obvious

THEY'RE CALLED EMOTICONS YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

emoticons are text or text to image
emojis are just image and they are inferior because of this

someone is a shill

Answer me nigger, how do you fucking code an emoji? Can you write a sculpture? Can you play a painting? What the fuck is this retarded shit?

And then this fag Chomsky says everyone is born with innate understanding of language.

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Lol feminism in coding, implying this will ever be successful, it would first require feminists to understand logic.

Read the filename, retards.

a-am I k-kawaii, Sup Forums-kun?

Corporations like female employees and immigrants more because they are less likely to negotiate higher wages/bonuses.

This is fucking gay. I can only make women. What the fuck is this?

But there's not even a single line of code involved, it's just fucking dragging and dropping.

>tfw no short hair to make hitler...

Wow. Google engineer here.

If you're female and can timestamp a photo of yourself, then I think we can work something out. How does $260,000 starting sound? Please say yes.

I learned coding by myself, and you basically had to drag me away from the keyboard to prevent me from doing it.

The fact that the media and corporations are doing campaign after campaign and throwing millions of dollars after girls to become "coders" shows that it's not something they're actually interested in doing.

I didn't need a "Boys can code!!!" campaign. I just figured out I could plot shit to the screen and make it move, and I was fascinated with that.

I did it

>they want to foster talent for a future workforce.

why would they want to do that when they can just pick better coders from India and Vietnam for a fraction of the price?

Wouldn't let me add a pointy nose.

It's pandering. People running Google aren't idiots, they know women rarely make good engineers.

On the other hand they make about 50% of their users, so they have to pander.

A few years ago Mattel had a design contest where you could vote for what the next Barbie could be. The retarded neckbeard from reddit rigged the vote so the next one would be a software engineer. Despite Mattel designing a cute pink cellphone and the like, it ended up in the bargain bin.

Females in computing are underrepresented because females generally don't want to pursue a computer science/computer engineering career.

SJWs think this is a problem and want to actively indoctrinate females into becoming programmers. I'll spoil their inevitable revelation: generally females don't want to have a career in hard tech and this is simply supported by the huge majority of people in hard tech being male. They think that females are discouraged by the culture and they want to remove any sort of programmer/engineer/whatever culture passively and forcefully. The culture is just the culture of current employees and most females don't want to pursue a career in these subjects because they just don't want to do so.

>it's not haskell or some kind of lazy structural effect-coeffect based dependent language
dropped like a rock

#Nice

>emoji
>supposed to have fuck all to do with CS
Yup, cute avatars with a Nip name will prepare these twats to work with databases, C, Theory of Computation, time/space complexity, etc. Suuuuuuure, Google you fucking SJW shills.

>you will never know how to change the position of an object on a work space by changing its x and y values
I hate being a man.

Emojis are more important. Get your priorities right.

> code an emoji
> upload an image and give it a name
> now type :your_emoji: to watch it show up!
> Congrats girl, you're a coder! Go school the boys working on hackerrank!

it's not pseudo code. It's playing with toy blocks vs building a real house.

oh i haven't tried that one i'll give it a shot

>Better coders from India and Vietnam
They tried this turned out those "better" coders were garbage and they had to hire real coders to fix their mistakes

I wish I wish pol could meme this into reality.

>make cute emoji
>"WE WUZ COMPUTER SCIENTISTS AN SHITZ, SISTER!
>decide to try C, try to read few pages of K & R
>head explodes in 100 megaton blast

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Sup Forums has a thread on this

>using jewgle
literally anyone who still uses google should fucking kill himself and do the world a favor
use startpage you retards

>still using jewgle

Needs a Ben Garrison one.

This is what they are really doing...

>a few hours ago I was explaining how
>values = [] : [ h : v | v mfw i wasnt even coding emoji

This sad truth thrusts women into an echo chamber once they have done a one semester programming course, like they're making history by standing up to the oppressive male dominated field.

t. work with a female coder who cant into javascript 101 basics

. !

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Everyone should be using Bing.

Google is horrible. If you want ads instead of results keep using this vile company.

At least Bing is patriotic, and honors veterans and such with pics of Normandy on D-Day and shit, while fucking Google has doodles like that travesty of some Jap Communist radical who cheered Bin Laden on 911.

The fact that Google makes Microsoft look like the good guys speaks volumes as to Google's evil.

>using Microjew
>using Jewgle

Are you agreeing with that 'logic'? Emoijis neither teach nor encourage a single fucking thing about coding or computer science.

It's restricted to only women, to be astronauts, etc.

Interestingly, all those "coding" apps are basically pre-configured things where they can control a few variables.

I'm sure we could troll them with that... "You think girls aren't able to learn C++, so you have men create toy coding environments, you shitlords?"

Im surprised companies continue to do this. The worst code always comes from the Indian contractors. But Pajeetburgers are good.

>Bing
5 rupees for you Pajeet.

Everyone should be using Startpage or Duckduckgo.

I mean bringing the "they dont negotiate salary" portion into the limelight as a reason for hiring them.

>jewjewgo
no thank you benjamin

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True
Teaches basics of how code works using a interactive method (modules), also teaches basic X,Y co-ordinates , which should be taught in primary school maths. Also it may inspire people to seek further education into what code actually is.

>Pajeetburgers
That word conjures up either:
A poo-in-loo aspie
A hamburder made by Pajeet, and contaminated with E. coli etc. from his inabilty to "poo in loo" (yuck!)

Both are bad things to think about.

>using startkike

>da jooz

they're wising up because it's costing them too much. They have to pay for Pajeet and once he fucks up they have to pay a real programmer just as much as they would have before, if not more.
>But Pajeetburgers are good.
Honestly 99% of everyone is shit, but Pajeets are pretty bad no matter where they are. Every American Pajeet I've met is too busy sucking Elon Musk's cock to bother actually learning anything, in college I out of the 5 Indians in my class of of them dropped out over the program. I've never met a good Pajeet in workplace yet, though this is just my personal experience.

visual programming isnt the problem
see luna lang
the problem is stupid "programming" languages

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