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Whiskey > Rum > Vodka > Beer > Wine > Cider

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>Whiskey > Rum > Vodka > Beer > Wine > Cider
Then why are you still drinking cum?

Whiskey>Beer>Rum>Wine>Cider>Vodka

That was only once by accident when I could still suck my own dick

for me it's literally the cheapest hard liquor in the store. it needs to be under $7 for a fifth.

Cheapest I can find is Vodka for a little less than 1 cent per mL. I just chug it from the bottle anyway so taste doesn't matter.

What is this in reference to exactly?
Taste? Price? Color? Smell?

Alright lets play. Wine, Has the biggest variety of flavors and can be bought the cheapest or most expensive. alcohol content is also around 7%-16%.

beer should go before vodka

Your forgot moonshine and absinthe

Best to worst

Right but best to worse in what category??

Buy full handles then

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I recommend BEER for it's variety of styles and tastes. Lower alcohol content relative to the other drinks allows enjoyment of more volume - you can safely have a few!

BEER is best enjoyed unaduterated by mixers, in its natural state.

BEER or "liquid bread" has vitamins, proteins and carbs that can be a healthier choice.

BEER can also be enjoyed as a "living product" with yeasts and other pro-biotics still alive and growing in the bottle or from the tap.

For a real yeasty treat, find a bar that serves "Real Ale" from a hand pump machine keg.

I like hoppy beers (OK Boomer) so I am drawn to India Pale Ales.

BEER, its the drink to have if you are having drinks!

You have to drink too much beer to get drunk

ok rookie

Fuck you. Cider is good.

Rum>beer>tequila>vodka>wine

other way around

Gin guy here.

Agreed!

But there are beers with higher alc% but they don't come cheap and aren't the best for flavor if that even makes a difference to you if you are chugging it for a instant buzzz?

nah cunt, this cider made my teens will always have a place in my heart

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i drank something called Graves Grain Alcohol I think it was 190 proof I mixed it with green Monster Energy

Not that i drink anymore, moved to sinking cones way nicer feeling and no hangover

wine is easily better than beer

Why no mead?

yeah i used to buy 100 proof vodka and just chug it from the plastic bottles

vodka>beer>whatever

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west coast IPA > beer > wine > vodka > rum > whiskey >>>>>>> the grossest thing you ever put in your mouth >>>>> cider

Fuck for once OP is not a faggot. That sequence is 100% correct.

Mead

>west coast IPA
you hipster faget failure of a man

when can you legally buy hard liquor where you live? earliest the stores open here is 9 AM. i go in and get vodka and drink it straight i use my disability money too

nobody drinks mead

Heretics its obviously

Rum>Wine>Whiskey>Vodka>Beer>Cider

Ipas are piss water

there nothing hipster about it and im a girl

wtf even is cider?

Spotted the Bud Light drinking PEASANT!

lol i was going to say corona but close enough

In Poland We have "amarena" - cheap wine, sulfur, and awesome fucking taste. It's mostly drunk by metal and punk fans.

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lol, neither have you ever had good beer nor good wine in your life.

yum evan Williams

this

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Belgian tripel master race

aged single malts > XO cognac > top shelf bourbon > top shelf Italian or French red wine > whiskey > gin > imperial IPA or stout > top shelf vodka/rum/tequila > champagne/prosecco > the rest of red wine > white wine

You sound like some snob wannabe.

Friendly reminder to Sup Forums tonight that eternal life (salvation) is a free gift of God that we can receive through our faith in the Lord Jesus Christ.

>I am the light of the world: he that followeth me, shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

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you sound like a faggot

Yea I was a fan of 151 rum for a while.

Drank it straight once and first effect was being totally coherent but seeing double.

Everything else I did that evening I know only from what other people have told me -

although I do remember being put in the shower with all my clothes on to sober me up. . .

Hello BEER Goddess!
Two Hearted Ale is my tip for 2nite!

good one, hur dur XO must be good cause it expensive. Oh aged single malt is good because scotch fancy. oh french Italian wine because that doesn't cover thousands of different brands, grapes, and quality.

BEER is proof that a god loves us and wants us 2 B happy!

Guinness, whiskey, gin, tequila,wine,beer,bourbon,vodka,rum,cider,Meade

Misquote. Ol Franklin was talking about wine and you know it bitch.

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Can't I paraphrase with respect to my personal experience?

Ol Franklin was a wise man and I can only learn from him!

Any reccs for a good WCIPA?

Do you like Stone?

Btw now I am a Botanist! I can identify "Palm Trees" in a Captcha!

Anyone a fan of Palm Wine?

America's laws on liq sales are different by State, County and City.

In Montgomery Co. MD (surrounds the north of Wash DC) the County is the middleman between all alch sales. The County buys, warehouses and then retails all alch bevs.

They allow BEER and wine to be sold privately but all hard liq is sold only in County owned stores. (one of the worst cases of Socialism wherein "The State" owns/controls the means of production/distribution)

County determines when and where you can or can't buy.

NO Liq on Sundays for example ! ! !

Convenience stores lock their BEER cases at a certain time determined by wise county politicians know best when a citizen can or cannot have access to purchase such products.

Myersville in Frederick Co. Md was a totally dry town.
Closest BEER was 15 miles away.

Starting this year, BEER is avail in one of the two gas stations in downtown Myersville!!!

YAY!

Shadow does in American Gods . . .

getting drunk on something > giving a fuck like a hipster fag

>Absinthe not on that list
Enjoy being an uncultured peasant.