/star trek/

best character edition

1.) Garak
2.) Picard
3.) Dukat
4.) EMH
5.) Q

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For me, its Farscape.

you came to the wrong quadrant nigga

The "did nothing wrong" list

Show me how shit your taste is, /trek/

Will do this later! LCARS 4x4, very exciting!

>Q
>good

Q was total shit. It was just a lazy way for the writers to say "fuck it, let's just throw reality out the window so we can concoct this wacky setup to shoehorn in a metaphor about humanity."

>hating callbacks to TOS

I guess unless is a meme episode with the tribbles or the meme universe is not ok

*blocks your path*

1: Kirk
2: Spock
3: Bones
4: Data
5: Picard
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999: Some literal humans shit
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99999: Janeway

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>first day on the job
>this happens

>same text
>this image

>Liking all the power fantasy characters

1) Data
2) Spock
3) Paris
4) Barclay
5) Nog

>those are power fantasy
>the magic elf with super powers isn't

Just because I'm a hypocrite doesn't make me wrong.
- Gul Dukat, probably

I like Dukat best because Friendly reminder he did nothing wrong.

that's a big neck

>Q
>a good character

>did nothing wrong

He fucked up a lot, man.

4 u oc

Who would win in a fight between Kirk and Sisko?

Hand to hand, no materials around for Kirk to construct a rudimentary lathe.

Kirk was trained as a soldier and was 30 years old

Sisko was a space engineered messiah

Kirk wins hands down

she aged like milk

Season 1 captured her in her prime

>making a powerpoint for class
>google slides removed its trek theme
Good thing I saved it.

I still would I don't give a fuck

but her voice still makes me diamonds.

Her and the voice actress for the Major from the GitS anime.

Replace Q with Odo and you'd have it exactly right.

Sisko knocked Q on his ass and has actual plot-armor in-universe which means the worst that would happen is he stops the fight realizing it's bullshit, give him credit

>it's psuedo-Trek thread started by a millennial nu-male who likes young adult shite like Firefly and Serenity and has only watched TNG and DS9 episode

fuck off

DS9 was the Rogue One of the Star Trek universe. Discuss.

Rogue One is the ds9 of the Star Wars universe, you discuss.

no that's ENT

>unnecessary prequel without the supervision of any of the original creators

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Deep Space 9 was a RIP OFF of Babylon 5.

they did a decent job. Season 3 was pure sex. Not everything has to be God's Gift to the medium for me to accept it.

Wait, why did you add a "u" to favorites?

>anything but the original enterprise as the starship
>O'brien and not Scotty as the ship's engineer

kill yourself cunt

You haven't even pousted your ouwn image, yet you're criticising outhers.

yes, that is correct

youtube.com/watch?v=BPNUN_aCFAc

Well, I object.

This took too long to do, it's fucking hard choosing between the best of the best.

Didn't watch your stupid youtube link, just so you know.

>Scotty
>choosing a guy with outdated knowledge over the best janitor in starfleet

>>>/reddit/

out there, thattaway!

Wow, this was tough. Difficult choices had to be made.

>villain: janeway

very good

>It's a Janeway gets half her crew killed doing something retarded episode

What does a man need to do to live around women looking like this?

Wow, they all look really dumb.

How do you get into starfleet if you look so dumb?

I'm on season 1 at the moment, will they ever stop using midi soundtracks and that horn sound from the Half-Life soundtrack? It's so distracting

>It's another autist can't spot Q joking thread

>Paris
>ANYONE from Voyager.

KYS!

Am I the only one who thought the Doctor was an annoying asshole and nearly ground his teeth a lot of the time he was on screen?

Most of you seem to really like him.

He is an annoying asshole, but so are a lot of humans. Most of the characters on Voyager didn't seem to be human at all, but he was, and a believable one at that, so I like him.

well memed

*clears throat*
youtube.com/watch?v=zXVp25ckrL0
absolutely majestic

And somehow ended up being better than B5.

Oh well.

He played an annoying asshole with great success. I kind of love to hate him, but I love that he annoys everyone else more.

Space Mall 9 fans being this triggered.

He was not a doctor. He was an EMH. But yeah, he was likable, eventually.

Not a doctor, though.

>It's a janeway gets her crew duplicated and all of them killed episode

Seriously painful.

delete

>It's a crossover episode

Would watch

starfleet is a front company for a big mobile whorehouse in space perhaps.

1) Picard
2) Locutus
3) Hypothetical mirror universe Picard
4) Mott the barber
5) Alternate history science officer picard

No user, I totally agree. The episode where he betrays Voyager to join the rebel holograms and reveals a structural weakness that almost destroys the ship cemented my hate for him. Even worse how when he got back on the ship Janeway was all "guess it's my fault for not giving you too much attention!". I mean, what the fuck. He had more privileges than real people.

This might be the truth.

There's no other explanation for fleet personnel appearing so utterly vapid.

>more privileges than real people.
>they reset his memory because they didn't want to deal with his feedback loop shit

upper brass needs their entertainment. the whole fleet is pretty much ran by computers everything else is just there for the perverted captains sexual needs. Picard ran the best ship for that.

>implying your memory doesn't get reset when you become too problematic

That's because he can't deal with causing harm except when he has no problem with it

I liked the plot of this movie a lot. The hold god thing was very epic

>boo hoo, why didn't my friends let me FUCKING DIE, woe is me

do you have a template for the version with the typo fixed?

see

>complains about power fantasy characters
>still puts Data and Spock at the top of the list

>comparing a dumb space elf and a moralfag robot to power fantasies like garak and emh

>thinking being an exiled spy and a computer program are power fantasies

>not fantasizing about being a heterosexual exiled spy or a computer program
your life must be very exciting indeed

>heterosexual

Was Eddington the most reddit villain in Star Trek?

What kind of music do star trek nerds listen to?

Khan is the most reddit villain.

What, exactly, is so wrong with reddit? It's a nice site which I happen to enjoy.

god damn, the uniforms from the motion picture were so shitty

Jazz

Mr.Worf, we've encountered a hostile. Set phaser to maximum velocity and get ready to fire on my mark.

I like listening to the jazz and classical public radio stations when in the tesla because there are almost no ads.

I'm kind of interested in the other radio content but I just can't tolerate the barrage of advertisements.

>owns a tesla
>doesn't just buy spotify premium

>owning an automobile
Haha, as if. I only lease.

LOL! This picture and dank meme never gets old.

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Will do this later! LCARS 4x4, very exciting!

I don't care what anyone says.

I like Faracape's soundtrack.