Alright fags, you know what to do, dubs decides

Alright fags, you know what to do, dubs decides

OP will deliver

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decapitate her and put it on instagram

Nice glasses. They would look better covered in cum

Spit or swallow

2nding this

This

i mean what i'm gonna say, not gonna fuckin murder some broad

"8:00 PM. My place. Dress... comfortably."

She looks like shit OP

I'll give you $300 for a picture of your asshole.

Roll

roll

Dubs

Ashley, more like "I'm going to lick your tight little asshole-y"

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ding ding

Checked. Cowboy up, op

Tell her how big your cock is right off the bat

Double dubs. There's no getting out of it

Dinner is served

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This is how you get laid boys

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ironically, i did this once before, could have gotten laid for $30 then some asshole ruined by making me ask a question about rape, then my account got deleted

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Fuck, I wish a girl would pay $30 just to fuck me...You almost lucked out bro

I'd really like to keep things with the asshole theme

You idiot, you abandon the thread the moment you succeed in getting a girl to fuck you.

Fucking rookies.

But that would make me a faggot.

And i'm not some dick loving shit eating homosexual

wanna suck my horse dic?

In the meantime, while we wait for (no) response

Roll for this chick

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"How much do you weigh?"

you look like your farts smell really good

Nice tats. Did they hurt?

"You look like this plus size model I follow on PornHub"

“You look like an icp reject”

will you wear that make up if we were to meet?

H-heyy im (Your name) and i uhhh... *starts sweating* was wondering if i can cut you open with my knife???

WE GOT A RESPONSE FROM THE FIRST CHICK BOIS

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Just send some nudes my way

roll

do it pussy

What do the 4th dimensional beings say about inhaling hyrogliphic holograms of the soul?

I always dreamt about fucking the joker

i'll give you 50 for a tease picture

Do you take Home Depot gift cards?

Checkd

Rollerinoto

We live INA socity

winrar

how about we start with feet pics for 50 bucks?

Send half of a nude and I send half of the money

Okay.
Can you loan me 300?
It's for a good cause.

nigger

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I got some wet sloppy flaps.

Forget about it, i'm extremely gay anyway

Roll

fuck you jew

Suck my flaps you piece of shit.

Changed my mind...how much it cost to lick instead?

why is your profile picture some meme shit?

I got a couple of Terry fold flaps. I got a couple of foldy flaps.

mm ball

Can we do 1/2 your asshole for 150?

fuck black people amirite

rarwin

Tell her you’re excited because you’ve never got the chance to fuck a girl with Down’s syndrome before

yeah but idk who to send it to

Wow do you not get any messages from people other than your mommy dipshit? It’s obviously someone else

mikechicken

dealers choice

"I'm just waiting for my alimony to come through then I'll send you it"

win

tell her have you even been tongue punched by a fat man in an overcoat before with a fedora

check'd
Better tell her this with extra sauce OP

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Ask for her PayPal or venmo

no

dis

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you take credit?

deal but only if it is bleached

i did both

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Depends. Is it crustier than my asshole after tacobell Tuesday? If yes, I'll make it $600

Ya gotta touch my Terry flaps.

"I always cried when I laughed, then I was raped by a clown."

When I have corn in my poop is rub it all over and in my Terry flaps

girl ill double that if i can hulk out like dundus in heat

I rub*

Wait for him to give their reply faggot

Wiiinnnnrar

plz reply

jesus, ok i'll save that for when i get a response, or if

Let's get our attorneys together, have them draw up a contract, I'll give $300 to an escrow service, they will hold the money, you take the asshole photo, when our attorneys decide we have each fulfilled our parts of the agreement, you'll give me the asshole photograph, and I'll authorize the escrow service to release the $300 to you.

how about you mail me your dirty panties for 500? i will give you 100 first

rolling for this:

I only do cash car to come over to the local mcdonalds?

They should wait OP. Spamming the thread before they even reply.

Can you please call the cops on me I'm suicidal and have no one to talk to
Help me plz

As to this matter of violence, the technique of violence was first developed in two million B.C. by the australopithecines, a tribe of four-foot primates who had no brains to speak of but who, nevertheless, invented the tomahawk and used it on each other. This practice led to the enlargement of the brain, another useful weapon. Yes, murder was invented even before man began to think. Now, of course, man has become known as the thinking animal.

YES!!!

that's been literally every Dubs decides thread for ages. Socially inept niggers don't understand how basic human interaction works

i have the need for speed to walk the rope with no balance beam