What does the absolute madman have up his sleeve, Sup Forums?
>"After the Burj Khalifa we thought it was going to be impossible to top that stunt, and then Tom did the A400M for the plane. What Tom is doing in this movie I believe will top anything that’s come before. It is absolutely unbelievable—he’s been training for a year. It is going to be, I believe, the most impressive and unbelievable thing that Tom Cruise has done in a movie, and he has been working on it since right after ROGUE NATION came out. It’s gonna be mind-blowing."
I unironically love Tom Cruise movies. My body is ready
Gabriel Richardson
Crash a plane with no survivors
Adrian Diaz
Space dive. Mark my words.
Eli Diaz
will he be jumping into the sun?
Eli Price
I think he made his biggest stunt surviving a plane crash in his new movie "the mummy"
Eli Foster
And the entirety of it will be shown in a trailer.
Christopher Smith
>moving train >tall building >moving plane >underwater What's left? Volcano?
Elijah Gray
I need everyone to screencap this thread so in a few weeks when you read the headline "Tom Cruis Dead" you'll know when and why,
Jayden Phillips
He's gonna steal the hollywood orgy tapes of the scientology vault IRL and finally be free, mark my words.
Noah Scott
Tom can't die
Josiah Thomas
I can actually see this happening.
Alexander Martinez
IRL battle with Xenu
Evan Walker
Was just gonna say. I was thinking about people saying how the Fast and Furious movies were trying to go bigger and go to space or some shit.
Aaron Scott
Space dive, but the horizon will be flat.
Gavin Cruz
>risks his life doing a dangerous stunt >everyone will think it's CGI anyways
Jordan Roberts
...
Adam Murphy
Like it is in real life
Jayden Ross
Looks like Kurt Russell.
Aiden Gonzalez
Regarding fast and furious - i saw a movie poster with all of these cars and a submarine coming out of the ice.
Robert Kelly
True art
Cameron Baker
>based Tom is so tired of scientology fags so much he'll do more and more risky stunts , so one day he "accidentally" dies on the set doin what he really loved and cared Can't make this shit up
Jason Wood
Hopefully it's his last movie, hmmmm what's his most popular/known movie >risky business 2 >it just got riskier What kinda stunt would he do there Lol drive a Porsche
Jace Adams
You are now aware that his final stunt will be parachuting into an active volcano so he can do personal battle with Xenu himself, not realizing that he'll actually be instantly killed by molten rock and steam.
So it is written.
Noah Ramirez
>risky business 2 >What kinda stunt would he do there
Have sex with a woman.
Joshua Harris
Didn't he hold his breath for like 2-3 minutes in the last movie for that underwater scene? That's more impressive than strapping yourself to a plane and having it circle the airport.
Jonathan Anderson
Still a manlet LMFAO
Lincoln Lopez
Insurance would never cover him doing a regular solo skydive, let alone a jump from the upper atmosphere.
Leo Fisher
apparently 6 minutes
Jordan Allen
Buried alive 6 feet underground and he has to claw his way out
Colton Foster
im more interested in what motorcycle he will ride.
Is it gonna be an H2 this time?
Jayden Russell
you came to the wrong place, fagglet. This place likes the Cruise.
Tyler Ward
sounds cool as shit but how would they integrate it into the story?
Mason Carter
why not a train that drives on a plane, that is about to crash into a very tall building, underwater
Kayden Williams
thats easy
>must infiltrate bad guy base >bad guy got air defense >we must stay above its range to not get shot down
Carter Price
/ourboy/
Benjamin Walker
Tom does it for himself user
Lincoln Garcia
His stunt shenanigans is how he copes with his manlet status
Zachary Sanders
>unironically
Stop using that word, seriously.
Owen Nelson
>implying people don't know about his stunts >implying they don't advertise his crazy stunts as well
Kayden Perez
>integrate it into the story
When has that stopped them before?
Jaxon Gutierrez
he is literally going into space
but no matter what he does nothing can ever be more extreme than when Harrison Ford fell into a snake pit (shudder)
Mason Ross
I literally don't have a response to this. Well done.
Jordan Thompson
>more impressive than strapping yourself to a plane and having it circle the airport
Would it have been more impressive if it was a non-stop to Dallas?
Ayden Ward
>when Harrison Ford fell into a snake pit.
This has never happened.
Harrison Ford walked through a set full of painted rubber hose and a handful of non-poisonous snakes for "Raiders," and River Phoenix fell into a vat of garden snakes/fake rubber tubing in "Crusade."
Get your head out of your ass.
Joseph Diaz
>have sex with a woman That's too high an order for Cruise
Ryan Butler
He dies if I get a number.
Hunter Morales
>Tom fucking Cruise >caring about petty human sit when he is XIIIV level Thetan that controls body-space time.
Nigga
he fucking insures himself
and space dives.
Cooper Lee
OMG pRAise kek XD
John Adams
Go to Tel Aviv and deny the holocaust
Levi Reyes
ha, suck it bitch, zero is not technically a number.
Daniel Baker
>he fucking insures himself oh shit I'm dying! good thing i insured myself lolz phew
Benjamin Murphy
>he rolls a concept instead
Tom. Cannot. Die.
Mason Peterson
He is going to reach for mom cookies without a stool?
Evan Brooks
That's not a real Roman numeral
Matthew Ross
doubles and Tom will space dive
John King
It's the gay guy in beauty and the beast all over again
Camden Jackson
100% agree
Andrew Sanchez
Doubles and Tom assassinates the president IRL
Liam Collins
Dubs will let tom die doing some retarded shit while filming
Josiah Diaz
The guy who said this also clarified it by saying the sequence was Tom's most ambitious effort, not necessarily the stunt itself. Not sure what that means.
David Allen
Singles and Tom will star in another enjoyable action movie that's good, but not great or groundbreaking
Lucas Watson
hahahahaha
Robert Hughes
>double doubles
Oscar incoming.
When will you faggots learn that you can't bomb the Tom.
Dylan Bailey
Do you think they'll kill him by mission impossible 9-11 to get that Paul walker death money
Colton Hughes
I'd venture a guess that it means that the stunt is incredibly physically taxing, although it may not be his most visually impressive stunt
Liam Howard
Might be something like pic related.
John Powell
he's going to suck a dick on camera
Nolan Hall
I am the fast and the curious about this as well
Nicholas Kelly
>double doubles His magnum opus is yet to come
Isaiah Richardson
Doubles and Tom wrestles a live bear.
Bentley Perez
Dying's for losers
Christopher Hughes
Dubs and he do a gay blacked scene while eating his wife's son placenta
Jayden Martin
dubs and everything will go fine and it will be a good movie
Nathaniel Morgan
Only Tom can make a complete blunder look kinda' badass.
Adrian Hall
He's gonna jump over an active volcano with a rocket powered motorcycle
Brayden Brown
But Snyder doesn't directing MI6 (sadly)
Luke Wood
He will become a big guy
Robert Hughes
Dubs and Tom skydives from a literal burning plane.
With no parachute.
Grayson Hall
Isn't he supposed to be gay?
I guess it will be a drama about how he reveal his homosexuality and stuff
Anthony Clark
that back wheel in the crotch. you would think they would redesign the bike with that obvious flaw.
Austin Hernandez
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Hudson Thomas
oh shit
Jose Walker
TO A VOLCANO
Levi Flores
that's john travolta, you doofus. there are a lot of open secret faggots in hollywood; kevin spacey, george clooney, the rock. tom is not one of them though.
Dominic Sanders
how does he survive it
Anthony Perry
You could probably survive a low altitude jump over water, although it'd be way too fucking dangerous to even try
Levi Ramirez
Land on a huge concave slide that starts out vertical and very gradually changes out to horizontal, so you fall down beside it and then it slowly starts to come out underneath you and you end up just sliding to a halt after a while
Liam Bennett
Dubs and he survives by falling on that piece of shit fat female comedian Porky
Nathan Rivera
>Land on a bouncy house >Bounce up and towards villains lair >Guns blazing