Be me

>be me
>be 13
>i live with my single mom
>one day mom finds shemale porn on my laptop
>mom tells me i shouldn't look at this stuff
>the next day she brings me a fleshlight, lotion and a nude mag
>mom starts walking around the house naked
>for months i use the fleshlight while looking at real women
>later mom looks at my browser history she sees nothing but pussy
>she says she cured me, then she stopped walk around naked

i understand the fleshlight and porn to straighten me out, but why the fuck was my mom walking around the house naked

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She wants your dick

Lmaoo at least you didn't get shocked

My dad did the same thing minus the magazine/ lotion and instead of a flashlight it was a turd he had shit out. His balls looked like grocery bags

She didn't was a disappointment for a son

I wish it became common practice for mothers to fuck the gay out of their boys
like as the left becomes more extreme bible-thumping republicans do whatever it takes to keep their kids straight

any pics of your mom for referenc? was sehe hot at that Time?

elaborate

>keep their kids straight
imagine being this retarded

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It’s her house.
Clothes are a pain sometimes. Just ask her to keep doing it.

Dude what are you talking about?

I wish
how awesome would it have been as a kid to see your mom casually flick her bean or pull he tits out and suck on a dildo in front of you in some stupid attempt to stop the liberal gay agenda

Ok boomer. We get it: you’ve never had sex and you never will

would you say it helped that she walked around nackend?

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Cuz u forgot the real

She crazy though, shouldve just gotten you a slutty babysitter

kek

why the fuck would I want that?

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>His balls looked like grocery bags
how does this cure you

>mfw mom never brought me a fleshlight and skin mags

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wtf

more

Mom loves you.

God bless her, she saved you from Satan

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nudes of mom?