ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

>Can't jump.
>Use grappling hook to reach higher platforms.
>wtf.

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Mario

Who gives a fuck.

>be an Italian-American plumber
>Say "It's me, Mario" on occasion
>rail a princess bitch [shit is so cash]

Based Quad

Also, Bionic Commando?

crash bandicoot

Wrong.

Correct-o!

>Baby dragons spitting shit that isnt fire.

no you fucking idiot

>Still befriending mortals. I'll not ask you to return to our side, but I demand you cease your attack.

SOTN.

Hell yah

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>be a dick duck.
>2019

>Race the boat
>Save the people
>Kill a dragon

The Legendy of Barbi and My Little Pony

>do better in game the more you talk to waifu
>be a terrorist and zap some motherfuckers
>fight TotallyNotZero once or twice

Lol Dracula spelled backward, I wonder who thought they were so clever

Mortal Kombat 11

Nah it's a NES game

1989 Castlevania 3 Dracula's Curse

i did not notice until someone pointed it out

Alex the Kid in Mario World

"Count Alucard is a fictional character created by American filmmakers Robert and Curt Siodmak for their 1943 horror film Son of Dracula."

These guys.

more than 30 years ago you're late to the party

Nope

that was on the original (8-bit) xbox OK

>Find tank
>Save frog

>beat up gangs and take their money
>take shower and show ass
>final boss on rooftop of high school

>young dude gets thrown into parallel world with his doggo

Fighting frogs

Blaster Master?

This one was Cobra Triangle. I never met any other kids who played it before

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>game takes place in alternate future where you got the bad end in the first game

>Be dark hoodie boy
>amnesia
>tentacle hentai syndrome
>smash people, the government, and monsters

Ooff not an answer

>be pedophile
>save children from other criminals
>do dance moves to defeat surrounding enemies

Moonwalker, my nigga!

Pedo bear: the game

Bully?

Kek! Correct!

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>watch movie
>deliver package
>watch movie
>watch movie
>watch movie
>watch movie
>deliver package
>watch movie
>watch movie
>watch movie
>deliver package
>watch movie

Nope

Strong japanese man
Beats the fuck outta people
Plays karaoke
Beats up brother
Money gets blown up

Never played it but sounds like Heart of Darkness.

It was River City Ransom. The original Japanese version was high school kids beating each other up but the US version changed it to street gangs.

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Be Purple
Best in NTSC
Everything else is Brown
wtf are these enemies.

The Chronicles of UPS

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your wet dreams?

spyro the dragon

Sonic Adventure

Its clearly crash bandicoot dumbass

fuck this sounds very familiar but I can't put my finger on it. any hints?

nope, wanna try again or should I tell you?
Game is really fucking good!

>wannabe pirate huntin for treasure and a readhead

nvm I got it, it's the entire Nier series

>Swim around
>Go back in time
>Rescue friends

Monkey Island.

>trust no one
>get framed for murder
>"It's a trap!"
>get framed for murder
>bad guy suffers all the combined deaths of everyone else

Shenmue?

righto!

>smash monsters until beating up a Frog
>just a dream

Not what I was referring to, it's a specific game

SMB2 (US), faggot!

here's an obscure fact: mario 2 in america is actually doki doki literature club

That is not obscure at all...

>shazbot!

how about this one?
once people stopped buying video games because of a really bad crash. i guess the truck carrying them all got in a acident and broke them all until they could make more

you should start your own did it know series

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xbox is better than nintendo because:
first nintendo console (looks like a cr*ppy minecraft ripoff)
first xbox console (epic with better graphics)
duh

prototype?

Danganronpa?

Death Stranding

Wing Commander

it's Gunvolt Chronicles: Luminous Avenger iX

>Fall into a book
>Now on an island

correct

Chrono Trigger

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Shadowgate.

I alreasy said what it is retard

Correct

>Be a mech
>control gravity

Red Alert 1.

crash bandicoot

Mega vs. Man

MetalStorm

>have a sword. Or some guns.
>scary puppets
>demons

>Fly a helicopter in a Blade Runner-y city
>The whole city is within connected domes

My man! Correct!

Matrix?

Bubble Bobble

Devil May Cry

>spawn naked
>die
>hit tree
>die
>spawn in turrets
>die
>uninstall

Rust

Cyberpunk 2046

Technically both correct

Wanna know the name if it's cool man. Sounds nice.

Yakuza

The one with the protagonist named chloe

boy and his blob

Nope.
Protagonist is an animal.