ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess
>Can't jump.
>Use grappling hook to reach higher platforms.
>wtf.
ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess
>Can't jump.
>Use grappling hook to reach higher platforms.
>wtf.
Mario
Who gives a fuck.
>be an Italian-American plumber
>Say "It's me, Mario" on occasion
>rail a princess bitch [shit is so cash]
Based Quad
Also, Bionic Commando?
crash bandicoot
Wrong.
Correct-o!
>Baby dragons spitting shit that isnt fire.
no you fucking idiot
>Still befriending mortals. I'll not ask you to return to our side, but I demand you cease your attack.
SOTN.
Hell yah
>be a dick duck.
>2019
>Race the boat
>Save the people
>Kill a dragon
The Legendy of Barbi and My Little Pony
>do better in game the more you talk to waifu
>be a terrorist and zap some motherfuckers
>fight TotallyNotZero once or twice
Lol Dracula spelled backward, I wonder who thought they were so clever
Mortal Kombat 11
Nah it's a NES game
1989 Castlevania 3 Dracula's Curse
i did not notice until someone pointed it out
Alex the Kid in Mario World
"Count Alucard is a fictional character created by American filmmakers Robert and Curt Siodmak for their 1943 horror film Son of Dracula."
These guys.
more than 30 years ago you're late to the party
Nope
that was on the original (8-bit) xbox OK
>Find tank
>Save frog
>beat up gangs and take their money
>take shower and show ass
>final boss on rooftop of high school
>young dude gets thrown into parallel world with his doggo
Fighting frogs
Blaster Master?
This one was Cobra Triangle. I never met any other kids who played it before
>game takes place in alternate future where you got the bad end in the first game
>Be dark hoodie boy
>amnesia
>tentacle hentai syndrome
>smash people, the government, and monsters
Ooff not an answer
>be pedophile
>save children from other criminals
>do dance moves to defeat surrounding enemies
Moonwalker, my nigga!
Pedo bear: the game
Bully?
Kek! Correct!
>watch movie
>deliver package
>watch movie
>watch movie
>watch movie
>watch movie
>deliver package
>watch movie
>watch movie
>watch movie
>deliver package
>watch movie
Nope
Strong japanese man
Beats the fuck outta people
Plays karaoke
Beats up brother
Money gets blown up
Never played it but sounds like Heart of Darkness.
It was River City Ransom. The original Japanese version was high school kids beating each other up but the US version changed it to street gangs.
Be Purple
Best in NTSC
Everything else is Brown
wtf are these enemies.
The Chronicles of UPS
your wet dreams?
spyro the dragon
Sonic Adventure
Its clearly crash bandicoot dumbass
fuck this sounds very familiar but I can't put my finger on it. any hints?
nope, wanna try again or should I tell you?
Game is really fucking good!
>wannabe pirate huntin for treasure and a readhead
nvm I got it, it's the entire Nier series
>Swim around
>Go back in time
>Rescue friends
Monkey Island.
>trust no one
>get framed for murder
>"It's a trap!"
>get framed for murder
>bad guy suffers all the combined deaths of everyone else
Shenmue?
righto!
>smash monsters until beating up a Frog
>just a dream
Not what I was referring to, it's a specific game
SMB2 (US), faggot!
here's an obscure fact: mario 2 in america is actually doki doki literature club
That is not obscure at all...
>shazbot!
how about this one?
once people stopped buying video games because of a really bad crash. i guess the truck carrying them all got in a acident and broke them all until they could make more
you should start your own did it know series
xbox is better than nintendo because:
first nintendo console (looks like a cr*ppy minecraft ripoff)
first xbox console (epic with better graphics)
duh
prototype?
Danganronpa?
Death Stranding
Wing Commander
it's Gunvolt Chronicles: Luminous Avenger iX
>Fall into a book
>Now on an island
correct
Chrono Trigger
Shadowgate.
I alreasy said what it is retard
Correct
>Be a mech
>control gravity
Red Alert 1.
crash bandicoot
Mega vs. Man
MetalStorm
>have a sword. Or some guns.
>scary puppets
>demons
>Fly a helicopter in a Blade Runner-y city
>The whole city is within connected domes
My man! Correct!
Matrix?
Bubble Bobble
Devil May Cry
>spawn naked
>die
>hit tree
>die
>spawn in turrets
>die
>uninstall
Rust
Cyberpunk 2046
Technically both correct
Wanna know the name if it's cool man. Sounds nice.
Yakuza
The one with the protagonist named chloe
boy and his blob
Nope.
Protagonist is an animal.