Steph curry currently one of the biggest nba players making 20 mil a year

>steph curry currently one of the biggest nba players making 20 mil a year
>buys a $4 million house

>amy schumer currently one of the biggest female comedians made about 5 million last year
>buys a $12 million condo

hmmmm

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>a woman mismanaging her finances
>a woman living beyond her means

Maybe Steph Curry didn't want a $12 million condo?
Nah you're right Schumer is probably an overweight reptilian from the dark side of Mercury

Don't major sports leagues provide advisers

she would be decent looking if she was my teacher in seventh grade

>I am 10 and dont know what a mortgage is.

your post makes no sense but you think it does. i worry for you

Can we stop talking about this person?

pro tip - when people buy houses they dont pay for the whole thing in one payment.

when you grow up you'll understand.

>implying she will ever go broke

she will rise up into the old money hollywood elite and dictates what is OK and what is not

you can make more money in the show biz this has been known

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>they dont pay for the whole house in one payment


Oh so you are power,and have no understanding that paying later generates interest making the the amount you payed bigger. Oh and let not forget property tax + home owner association cause it is a condo,my guess ball park 500-1k a month.

but then what will her PR staff do?

HI i worked for a brokerage maybe i can help you out here.


when people buy properties that expensive they usually pay with cash

How does that make it any better for her? assuming interests and taxes

thankyou captain obvious.

Im more concerned that you dont understand how somebody earning $5 million a year can secure a $12 million house.

I know. These daily Steph Curry hate-fêtes' are driving me nuts.

We get it, no one likes Steph Curry, mother-fucker ran over my niece on his quad bike once and nearly broke her leg but even I'm sick of all this hate.

>you dont understand how somebody earning $5 million a year can secure a $12 million house.
When was that even implied?

>have no understanding that paying later generates interest making the the amount you payed bigger
Mortgages are among the cheapest forms of credit around, because they can almost always be secured by the property itself. If you had a normal upper middle class job and asked the bank for a $1 million line of credit, they would reject you, but if you bought a $1 million dollar house and asked for a mortgage loan, you'd probably get it.

People also expect the value of property to grow over time. If you had a choice between saving $1 million over the course of 30 years or taking a 30 year mortgage for the same principal amount, in many cases you would be better off taking the debt. You'd get to start living in the house now, instead of 30 years from now, and over the lifetime of the mortgage the value of the house would grow to exceed your loss on the interest.

God damn her face makes me ill.

wait are you saying she put down the whole 12 million on that condo?

Her parents are rich, she's cousin to the Senator from NY so there are probably a fuckload of corruption involved. Also she's Jewish, and jews look after their own tribe.

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are you fucking dumb?

You're thinking of the NFL providing style coaches and financial planners in an attempt to improve the leagues image and curb the "literally raping and murdering" trend of their players.

The NBA has a little more laissez faire approach to player management.

the point is it seems like a stupid investment based on income. you never want to buy something you can't afford. you're the idiot who doesn't get it. yes she can pay for it, if she stays relevant forever and never loses her job.

what in le fuck....

Amy Schumer is proof that we need to exteriminate (((them)))

Aren't "how to manage your finances" a mandatory thing ball players must attend nowadays because so many of them were going bankrupt like a year after retiring from the NBA?

I am saying she should have because she is in the entertainment business.One minute she is Seinfeld then she is no buddy.Buying something above almost three times what you make with a job as insecure as comedy, just like a an athlete who can get an injury on the field so can a comedian run out material,people get tired of it,or they something political etc that people do not like.

>its a Sup Forumsbaby doesnt understand how finances work episode

dont worry mommy and daddy will pay for you a little longer

This is getting pathetic Sup Forums.

if she was that smart she wouldn't have gone with a 12million condo.

I know what you mean and i agree. Instead she's a self involved whore who gives advice to people when she really shouldn't youtube.com/watch?v=T0IuwBDMWHw

Compare with Seth Rogan youtube.com/watch?v=tS5vMU8Ao_Q

>>a woman living beyond her means
lol

She got an $8 million dollar advance on her fucking book deal, connections in the United States Senate and is a Jew. She could have bought 10 condos and not gone poor.

Let's not forget she walked away scot free from two shoplifting convictions (both her and her sister) because of those Government connections. Fucking white women live on easymodo so much it's not even funny.

I'm not watching that for ten minutes

>getting upset from a photoshop and accusing them of being from Sup Forums

shes a cow, kiddo. get over it. the photoshop only added 10lbs anyway, shell look like that in a few years

her family is rich

Well you know how she gives the girl inane advice right out the gate? That's the whole video + her being awkward and not funny. Seth's is funny.

Seriously Sup Forums just quit already. I get it, Drumpf fucked up and you wanna detract attention away from him by going back to Schumer but it's not going to work. Leave her alone.... or else.

I don't get what the point of OP's post was

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It's Sup Forums in full damage control after their Memesident fucked up and bombed Syria. GOD I HATE THEM SO MUCH!


Sorry just got a little emotional. I don't like it when outsiders shit up my board...

i don't see the difference

Oh no he bombed Syria! Like we have been for the last decade

fuck off you leftwing fucking trash, you fucking faggot.

Thanks for the blogpost

upgoaded

>shit up my board

>HE'S RICH AND HE RAPED MEEEE REEEEEEE

>,,,or else.
Don't say mean things!

What? The left practically begged Obama to start bombing Assad. It was the right that were against it.

Oh wait, but now Trump did it you are supportive?

I don't really understand all the hate directed toward Amy Schumer recently,
and I think people could be a bit more genital, before fingering the blame.
I mean come on guys, cheese a real solid Babe just trying her saggy breast to
slob it out, and become a giant in the cunt-throat world of comedy.
Did it heifer once occur to you that Amy is merely trying to steak her clam
in this male dominated arena, and comedy can be a rocky road if not executed
potbelly.
Many feel she deserts a good roasting and try and plump her in with the
likes of Carlos Mencia, but fail to realize many others would apple crumble
under the constant pressure to be funny and original.
If you want to pork about a woman touched by the ham of the almighty, look
no further than Amy Schumer to be the bacon of shining light for those who
want to trot in her footsteps.
If you guys could stop being big pussies and just meat her halfway I'm
sure she'd steal your hearts and you'd have a real whale of a time.
People need to face fats that Amy's going to be round for many years,
and is baking no prisoners on her way into the anal of history.

>be a celebrity in 2017
>buy a 12 million condo with mortgage

Are you autistic?

Bro she made more than curry

You don't understand how Hollywood accounting works

Most celebrities rent their properties, at least the ones in Los Angeles County do.

Maybe on the East Coast they buy houses but even if you make $10 million a year you can't exactly just buy a $5 million house.

>biggest female comedian
>not funny
checks out

"According to the general population and media"

Jamie pull that up

Thumbs down

Qt

>probably an overweight
>probably

What does anyone need a 12million dollar condo for? Mortgage is meant for people who can't buy a house for cash. It's a poor financial decision. She could have paid a house off in full and then live relatively cheaply in relation to carrying a mortgage, then when her career crashes and burns she won't have to be a wage slave like the rest of us.

WOW PEOPLE WHO CONSUME MORE CALORIES THAN THEIR BODIES ARE CAPABLE OF BURNING ALSO SPEND MORE MONEY THAN THEY ARE CAPABLE OF EARNING! REALLY ACTIVATES THE OL ALMONDS

She's never been a wageslave and won't be one after her career is over. Understand she is stupid with her money because she doesn't need to be smart with it ever.

how many inches of penis do you need to wear a magnum?

6.5 at the most

it's a brand whose literal sole purpose is to make black guys think they're pornstars for buying it

fucking ew

>is a Jew
>white women live on easymodo

bibbly

>(((white)))

if you think she'll ever have to work an honest day in her life you have no idea who she's related to and why she's in the position she's in as it stands

>"is a Jew"
>"white women"

???

>Let's not forget she walked away scot free from two shoplifting convictions (both her and her sister) because of those Government connections. Fucking white women live on easymodo so much it's not even funny.
You'd probably walk away from shoplifting charges as well. It's a misdemeanor; no one gives a shit about it

Who's she related to?

just regular average size. i'm like 5.5 ALMOST, and it fits perfect like any other condom does. it's just a ad tactic to make guys feel better and buy them, a girl isn't going to be impressed because 99.9999% of the time, you'll be in the dark when you pull it out, so it won't matter.
this

You're right I don't know who she's related too.

Yes, I'd walk away from a grand larceny charge. lol I'm sure you would too user.

Cops literally told her "You're lucky you have that last name".

You are supposed to tell her. And show her.

FUCK OFF REDDIT

I'm trying to give up fapping for lent and every time the temptation rises I look at pictures of Amy Schumer. Works like a charm

I was against that nigger even being allowed to live.

her career is already ending

goodbye "its ok to be fat because im a woman you sexist"