Jello

>jello
>hide-and-go-seek
>tic tac toe
>gas
>math
>aluminum
>candy apple
>diaper
>downtown
>fanny pack
>cremains
>faucet
>hush puppy
>laundromat
>scuttlebutt
>self-rising flour
>sidewalk
>s'more
>soda pop
>sophomore
>spelunking
>Spring break
>thru
>vacay
>vajayjay
>varmint

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>math
>aluminium
>soda
These are preferable to the British versions

>tic tac toe
>downtown
What are you supposed to call them otherwise?

The rest are total shit

>couch potato
>shoot the shit
>ride shotgun

noughts and crosses
"the city", "town", cbd

>ain't

nah aint nothing wrong with it sounds natural in an australian accent

y'ain't shit

>Cremains
>scuttlebutt
Never heard of these
>hush puppy
Heard before once but don't remember the context

>shenanigans

>Y'all
objectively wrong

You should have posted the australian equivalents of these

>vosotros

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> diaper
We call "underarser" no joke.

jello - jelly
hide-and-go-seek - hide and seek
tic tac toe - noughts and crosses is what i was brought up with, though i think tic-tac-toe in use
gas - petrol
math - maths
aluminum - aluminium
candy apple - toffee apple
diaper - nappy
downtown - the city, town
fanny pack - dunno, bumbag? fanny means cunt here.
cremains - n/a jesus christ. ashes.
faucet - tap
hush puppy - what is that shit? retarded
laundromat - in use, i've heard them called public/coin laundries, launders, launderettes though
scuttlebutt - gossip, rumour
self-rising flour - self-raising flour
sidewalk - pavement, footpath
s'more - roasted marshmallow? i dunno. only heard the word s'mores in toy story and in self-conscious reference to it/american practice
soda pop - fizzy drink, soft drink
sophomore - n/a
spelunking - dunno
Spring break - easter holidays, most exciting break in australia is summer christmas
thru - fuck this shit
vacay - holiday, don't know about contraction
vajayjay - cunt
varmint - pest, vermin, fucking americans

>easter holidays
Why don't Americans call them by this name?

nice

>cremains

Krauts - Krauts
Japs - Japs

>ameriblubbers call benzine gas
>it's clearly a fucking liquid

Cremains to Cremains. Dust to Dust.

Sophomore is just second year at Uni, like Freshmen is first year.

Oh right it's not University to the Yanks, it's "College"

you live on a giant turd that is 90% desert, and was literally a fucking british penal colony. opinion discarded.

>ain't
>gonna
>wanna
etc.
Nothing makes me more sad than hearing "whote" people use such nigger vernacular. Alas, not everyone can be as White and intelligent as I am.

Whaddayagonnadoaboudit?

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In Maritime Canada:
>jello
Same
>hide-and-go-seek
Same
>>tic tac toe
Xs and Os
>gas
Same
>>math
Same or maths
>aluminum
Same
>candy apple
Same, though caramel apples are more popular
>diaper
Pamper
>downtown
>fanny pack
Bumbag
>cremains
I don't know what this is
>faucet
Tap
>hush puppy
Same, but we don't have them
>laundromat
Same
>scuttlebutt
Gossip
>self-rising flour
?
>sidewalk
Same
>s'more
Same
>soda pop
Pop
>sophomore
Grade 10, though sophomoric is still a word
>spelunking
Same
>Spring break
March break
>thru
Through
>vacay
Holiday
>vajayjay
Beaver
>varmint
Same

In addition:
>parking lot
Parkade
>garbage disposal
Garberateur
>coloured pencils
Pencil crayons
>stroller
Pram
>front yard
Dooryard

you know the states was used as a penal colony too right

>American education

Australia is 7th in the world for forested area and parts of America were also penal colonies.

>over yonder

Gas is short for gasoline, which is a variation on the name of an oil lamp product sold in the middle of the 19th century, Cazeline. No clue why Americans still use the term though.

>make due
>spitting image
>for all intensive purposes
>a blessing in the skies
>case and point
>irregardless
>I could care less

Gas + chemical suffix "ol" (from the Latin "oleum" meaning oil) and the chemical suffix "ene" meaning an Alkene. Gasoline means gas from oil-alkylenes.

>ich hatte das gehabt haben

>act of God
>y'all'd've
>jelly
>calling fluid "gas"

>'cause
>'til

>l'oeuf

gases are fluid though

>lbs
>ft

>cremains

>fl oz
>tablespoonful
>mouthful

>one cup of flour

>one country of refugees

...

the 'tism is strong here

>cremains
meme word, everyone except undertakers call them ashes

i abbreviate it as floz :^)

gases are fluids though
do you mean liquid?

it ain't my fault

Aluminium objectively makes more sense with an "i".
>spelunking
What's the Brit word for that?

bit o' ye olde cave holey wankery guvna

caving

"Spelunking" is just as retarded as "caving".

>flim flam wibbly bibbly gabbersnatch

'no'

>platinium
>lanthanium
>molybdenium

this
canadians are absolute retards

>Garberateur
Seriously?

You're literally us. I would have said the exact same things.

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

ornery nigel

>cremains
What?

IT AIN'T ME

>>aluminium
this one is the british version you dumb spastic

fucking subhumans please just end yourself

Noughts and Crosses