Sup Forums will still find a way to somehow defend this

>Sup Forums will still find a way to somehow defend this

I just can't see eye to eye with him

ONE EYE ON THE COPS ONE EYE ON THE CASH

Would have been funny if he were blind retarf

He forgot his "I'm a criminal, please don't arrest me!" sticker.

eye for an eye

A girl I knew carried a card in her wallet that said

"I am mute, I can't talk and can only communicate through sign or text. Sorry"

It's generally a good idea to have something on hand to show that you're disabled when it's not clearly visible or communicable.

ITT shitty puns

>be in college
>friend is a deaf guy
>friend is driving us to a party in his shitbox honda with one headlight out
>we are all drunk and high
>get pulled over by highway patrol
>girlfriend who is sitting in front seat explains to the officer that the driver is deaf
>officer looks at driver, looks at us, turns red, and apologizes, says please get headlight fixed, have a safe night

deaf privilege

He really doesnt have to do that, at least not the "DON SHOOT ME" part

why was she mute? from birth?

Why are deaf people allowed to drive anyway?

Wait, is he legally allowed to drive while deaf?

Why would it be a sad day?

Anytime someone ignores an officer's orders. shit's going to go down. That's true in every country. It's got nothing to do with America per se.

>tfw deaf in my right eye

Are you blind? Did you not notice that he's got an insanely lazy eye?

Cop couldn't figure out how a blind guy was driving

Maybe he would feel more comfortable living in Africa. No one ever gets shot there.

DESU I dated a deaf girl for a bit and she did have a problem with cops being assholes. Also before this whole BLM thing wasn't a native american dude carving something with a little whittling knife and gunned down by a cop a long while back? That shit was pretty fucked.

>Deaf
>Would be able to see flashing lights behind him
>Could just roll down windows and hold out hands in the air until the officer understands that you are surrendering and something is up
>Putting on a bumper sticker that says 'I am totally not armed officer', something that will make the cop think you are actually running drugs and will shoot him.

Also why are deaf people allowed to drive? They can't hear horns or incoming cars.

Yeah, I didn't think deaf people were allowed to drive. I know that I'm not allowed to use earphones when I drive, so how can deaf people be allowed to drive?

>A girl who can't talk
Good lord, that is essentially perfection.

I can't hear anything through my anus

>cop approaches window.
>Writes "license and registration" on a notepad
Plot twist
>gets shot with a 38 snub nose
>"Gat dayum, dat thuryeight loud as a muhfucka"

Deaf privilege

Well he's black, shouldn't be driving anyway

>gangbanging nigger puts this on his car
>shoots cop while his guard is down

I envy the man who doesn't need to hear the constant bullshit spewn by niggers.

She seeing anyone, or is she on the market?

She sounds perfect.

The "Please DONT shoot" on the sticker makes the guy more likely to be shot.

Why does it have to be all smarmy and say "please don't shoot me"? Why can't it just say " I'm deaf please be patient" or some shit?

Why is it that so many nogs have such a degree of lazy eye or eyes that look like they're pointed outwards, rather than straight?

Honestly I don't think this guy should even be driving. But what do I know I'm just an ignorant racist.

MUH SUPERIOR GENETICS

>Deaf girl
>She sounds perfect

Did you really just ask why nogs are lazy........?

Instead of having a sticker on his car, he should avoid having 2+ pages of prior offenses including such timeless classics as "Gang Affiliation" "Possession Narcotics" "Armed Robbery" "Assault with a Deadly Weapon" and more. That way when the cop runs his plate before pulling him over, he won't get into the altercation with the expectation of it turning violent and deadly.

You know, like every single other "innocent dindu" who gets shot by a cop. Seriously how many black man shot by cops has a clean rap sheet?

If my horn doesn't work I'm not allowed to drive on the road because it's an essential piece of safety equipment. This nigger can't hear horns, why the fuck is he on the road?

>hes racist

I honestly dont think you should be voting but im just a "mexican intellectual" so what do I know

get saged

Working at an inner city pharmacy, there is only constant bullshit spewed by niggers. They're also extraordinarily cheap and lavish at the same time. They'll buy nearly an entire isle of junk food, but will flip a giant shit if the Rx under medicare is more than $2 per Rx

>a deaf nigger i allowed to drive
>you aren't
thanks

>Niggers are so lazy, even their eyes don't work
The answer was so obvious!

>1-Black man was shot after other blacks mistook sign language for gang signs

>2-Black man was shot after not complying with police orders

Taking bets here! 1 to 1.01 on #1 and 3 to 1 on #2

>be deaf American
>get shot and become dead American

>deaf people are allowed to drive cars in the US

You should get that looked at

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Why the fuck is a deaf person driving a car?

This is kinda smart to be honest

I'm not taking the nigaboos side, but in most of the police confrontation videos that get leaked, shit goes bad when the person doesn't obey commands

Idk, it might help someone

Looks like he really is deaf

He didn't hear that the doctor told him that he was also mentally retarded

>not carrying a weapon
what a cuck

Kek

>DEAF
He won't hear the sirens to pull him over and will get shot for resisting arrest.

Japan has stickers that they put on their cars to let everyone know why the driver is absolute shit. There are stickers for new drivers, old people, handicapped passengers, and disabled drivers. Why is it sad when someone in America does the same thing?

yea, this... is it allowed?

just don't be a nigger

I have this on my truck

Because no one should be shit at driving and survive. Once you start going five under in any lane you've pretty much considered treason.

I like your style. I wish people in Japan knew how to drive.

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I'm paranoid, therefore....
True, just didn't need to be snarky about it.
Pretty easy to put a sign in your car and then shoot an officer who has been caught off guard by it though.

I don't know. She moved. Was a NEET shut in after she dropped out of school.

Yeah.

That niggers not deaf he's just trying to get away with something.

Every deaf person I have ever met is a huge dick.

one: if they sat and didnt nig out it wouldnt be a problem

two: nigs use this to avoid problems and are lying

they're not dicks just blunt as fuck

Im a nigger
I am carrying a weapon
Please don't shoot

Literally no reason for this
He is deaf and when the cop is in his window he can explain the situation.
Its not like the cop is going to yell at you to get out of the car unless you already committed a crime

Strangely accurate. Apparently minority women love aryan men.

Never actually thought of that before. What does someone who has to use sign language do when the general procedure is for the person to put their hands on the dashboard, and the cop asks questions?

they could keep a pen and some paper on their dashboard

They can't hear people telling them that they can't drive

It is sad because there is a higher likelihood of a black man being shot for "not obeying the directions of police" than others in the USA, and it could have been just from his being deaf.

Dunno why this made me giggle

>there is a higher likelihood of a black man being shot for "not obeying the directions of police" than others in the USA

this is statistically not true

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>implying a cop would ever have the presence of mind to read this.

People with IQs high enough to casually catch stuff like this and not just get tunnel vision in that situation, aren't allowed to join the police force.

I might be able to fix that for you, let me take a look

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I don't think that is an IQ thing
I think it is more of a not wanting to die thing
if people do read that easily it comes from experience

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lmfao

>tfw not deaf shut-in waifu

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You mean mute

I meant both.

Is that why americans have flags in their yards?

High awareness can be honed and learned through experience, yes, very true. It is effortless for people with high intelligence though.

you dirty bastard

My body is ready.

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>not flying your country's flag
You disgust me

fucking globalist scum, let that refugee cock go deeper nigel

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>I'm deaf
>I don't understand I have to put my hands in the air when a cop points a gun at me

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why do burgers always get so triggered?

Why are deaf people allowed to drive?

this is hilarious actually, because most softwares/games have an option for portuguese and brazilian portuguese, although it's the same language.