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cats

reminder that toil is coming

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Here in America we call steroids gear and we call coke either soda or pop

Been miserable my entire life

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>he prefers to read pointless shitposts on a balding brit forum than to make money at work

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(smeagol voice)

Reposting for the runt who started a new early

Who /normie/ here?

>own my own flat
>qt gf with big tits (jewess) is round
>doing some revision for professional exams right now (surveyor)
>got a promotion last week
>got some Charlie for fireworks tonight
>pressure is building in my balls, gonna have seen lunch then ejaculate inside qt gf

Life is good when you try, lads

cats are fine but I don't understand why you'd ever get one when dogs exist

want a gf but dont want to try to get a gf

This choon is dedicated to hard working wagies who toil for our benefit

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For now I must, go to bed

I've got a day, of toil ahead

Mr Shekeberg, will be quite irate

If I sleep in, and show up late

For 8 whole hours, I will be a slave

A fate I'll endure, until the grave

So I bid thee farewell, my good friends

I'll see you again, when tomorrow's toil ends

>when the toil gives you a lie in

I have a finnish gf

it's 12:52AM

toil is eternal

>AM

>AM

really want a (You) and i debated simply asking for one but i bet you lads wouldn't give me the satisfaction of a (You) so here i am contemplating a better way to receive a (You)

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sh-shut up

I have a gf. She's a naughty girl. Pic related

Anno doMini

>out & about all weekend.
>need bread, sausages and milk
>only shop in village is closed on Sundays
>closest supermarket is the local Sainsburys which is a 15 minute drive and will be packed to the rafters with normies

fuck sake

oh my god a 15 minute drive

i am the master poet of /brit/

post sara

Any noticed she always flashes her upper body bare but will never do the same for her low body? That's because the surgery and fat transfer have left it a giant, lumpy scarred mass of fat. Disgusting .

In the past two days I've sniffed about 2 grams of mdma

miss living in a village but not for shit like this

love being able to walk less than 10 mins and being in a city centre

There's a huge swath of humanity that has developed verbal abilities to extract resources from guilt-ridden people

i dont care

i've always spelt that word swathe

In the past two days I've sniffed about 2 grans

love cycling into work when it's frosty and the ground is crunchy and everyone is wrapped up warm exhaling steam

tfw the west is literally only hanging on by a thread because of Sup Forums

i dont haha i hate going to work

more the fact it'll take 15 minutes to drive there, 15 minutes to buy 3 items then another 15 minutes back. not to mention the spacker sunday drivers who drive at 15mph in the 50 zone.

Post pictures of her

you got the version of this without Nicola Sturgeon's face pasted on top?

i'm wild lads, i can't be tamed.

Right-wing non-Catholics will simply never understand how communist popes are somehow not a fundamental institutional problem

A spectre is haunting /brit/ — the spectre of radical centrism.

my job is fairly enjoyable and i like the people i work with

eating a sausage right now and dipping my toes in a bucket of milk as I laugh at you

They would have said the same about Italian warlords in the past.

*reads crime and punishment*

d-days going quickly lads haha

>the alt right aren't neo nazi white supremacists

>my hand is my gd xD wanking masturbation

'dit

i had a finish gf once, she left the dishes sparkling

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!!!ATTENTION!!!

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THIS IS A SCHEDULED ALERT TO ALL WORKER DRONES
TODAY IS SUNDAY. THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE WEEKEND. TOIL WILL RESUME AT 9AM TOMORROW MORNING
PLEASE PREPARE YOUR BODY AND MIND FOR ANOTHER 5 DAYS OF MIND-NUMBING WORK

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION

do you take sugar?

one lump or poooooo

I love that too
Unfortunately I'm not sure it's going to get that cold here

The alt-light aren't, and a lot of them would call themselves alt-right

when she was done cleaning did she tell you she'd englished? haha

anyone else feel that time moves quickly but looking back it's slow as fuark
like wow it's november already but june feels like a million years ago

oh god no it's just like being in a siberian gulag

off to uni in a mo

tragic that people actually watch this nonsense

pineal gland must be crustier than a loaf of bread

t.

White privilege = being held responsible for the acts of your ancestors by folks who accept no responsibility for the acts of their children

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>exhaling steam

steam is the gaseous form of water, when you exhale it's CO2, not steam

brainlet

the alt right spams the shit out of nazi and white supremacist imagery, quotes, ideology, etc but they clearly aren't white supremacists

Fucking bint gf cunt says there's no point in saving money anymore because the price of houses will just keep going up quicker than we can save for a deposit. Feel like sending her face through the back of her skull. Better not wake up with a reduced bank balance.

>why yes, m'sir, i do prefer the 24 hour clock format

made a post

someone hat this fool

love spending the entire weekend with my /brit/ pals

>i need military precision time for my NEETdom

>9am
1pm for me hahaaa

can't wait to be launched out of bed by this absolute sheller of a track tomorrow morning (5:45am)

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same

on an unrelated note I am considering ending my own life

I passed out the other night, then my brother and my friend nicked my wallet and spent $53 on alcohol. Didn't realise they had used it until I got home.

is Thailad still around? have seen that scamp in ages

>gives her access to his account

And they won't care to waste much time quarrelling over you. They will scatter the wet blue clay as quick as they can and go off to the tavern ... and there your memory on earth will end; other women have children to go to their graves, fathers, husbands.

While for you neither tear, nor sigh, nor remembrance; no one in the whole world will ever come to you, your name will vanish from the face of the earth--as though you had never existed, never been born at all!

Nothing but filth and mud, however you knock at your coffin lid at night, when the dead arise, however you cry: 'Let me out, kind people, to live in the light of day! My life was no life at all; my life has been thrown away like a dish-clout; it was drunk away in the tavern at the Haymarket; let me out, kind people, to live in the world again.'"

>CO2 is visible

well after all why not, why shouldnt i keep it
i think you should leave the ring behind, bilbo, is that so hard?
well no
and yes

>carrying and using paper money besides a spare £20 note for emergencies

alright grandad, cashed any cheques lately?

shar't

he got drunk a few nights ago and started posting the most horrible vile kiddy shit, I think the thai police finally caught onto him

>saving to buy a house

REALLY kinda pointless unless you're both billionaires

Can you see me m8?

No they used my card. Brother must have known my pin.

hahahahahahhaa the fucking state of you

can just imagine you trudging around this graveyard in your henley's hoodie, 99% polyester h&m coat, primark virgin jeans and airwalk trainers trying to look depressed and deep when in reality you just look like a virgin freak

i prefer 12 hour clock as it makes the morning and afternoon feel like 2 distinct phases of the day as it rightfully should

leather skirts perchance?

>the alt-right is one person
They're a religion of peace.

a dual income no kids couple could easily afford a house after a few years of saving

on the flip side though, a single male min-wagecuck will literally never be able to afford one

I am mentally ill

same

good lad

strewth! sam cant's nicked me dollarydoos!

mental illness doesnt exist, fella

i.e you let him know it because you're an idiot

people don't just "know" your PIN