You know what? We should fucking invade Canada. Oust that shit Leaf prime minister and annex the country into a mega state under God Emperor Trump.
We must test our ability to fight off the Muslims by destroying the cancer keeping political correctness running rampant in the Americas that would let those mudslimes into this country from the North!!
Yeah, you probably could, but instead you will guys will just sit on your computer as the terrorist attacks get closer and closer, you wont do anything about it other than sit at home and masturbate to hentai while the girls you graduated with are getting filled to the brim with ethnic cocks
I always wanted to practice gorilla warfare, though obviously the target will be American landmarks in highly-symbolic attacks
PLEASE
Please. Mercy.
You could literally walk into Alberta and the people would welcome you with open arms. You'd have some radicals to deal with in the major cities, but lots of oil to fuel your war effort.
>Giving Canadians representation in our democracy.
No fucking way, brother. We don't need more retards attempting to repeal the first and second amendments.
The servile Loyalist spirit lives on, it seems
LEAVE US ALONE GODDAMN
Just better not give us any voting rights once we're annexed, you'd never have a Republican government ever again.
why? they should be welcomed as liberators
>Anglos are THIS servile
What happened to that frontier spirit of independence?
>voting rights
kek, no. You'll serve as poutine-harvesters and hockey-janissaries
we didn't fight for our independence it was handed to us
no dindu migration and we have a deal
Some of us had to fight all the way just to be able to use our own language
Shut the fuck up Jacques, don't you have maple sap to be harvesting right now?
Our culture, once very separate and unique, has been perverted and "multiculturalized". Our culture is very similar to that of the US now. Might as well join them instead of fighting them
Nah, season's over. The semen of negroids has no season though, James, so you should get busy
FILTHY DUMB LOYALIST SCUM
>no dindu migration and we have a deal
this
you should first find a containment zone for dindus. we'll send ours (mostly jamaicans and somalis) there as well.
Ah. Well I guess you can stay here with Trudeau then.
>I don't like the result of a single election so I want to be permanently annexed by a foreign nation, and in doing so destroy my culture
US Southern culture wasn't destroyed by the Civil War and Canadian culture wouldn't be destroyed by annexation. I don't support annexation, which is a retarded idea. I support tributary vassalization
>Culture
Our culture is dead, or so close to the US culture it's near indistinguishable from theirs. Name one thing besides tim Hortans and plaid articles of clothing and maple syrup that separates us from burgers?
This.
Canada is in the state it is because Canadians are fucking retarded and wanted this. You should not want Canadians further diluting your democracy, you will regret it.
Just take Alberta. We have oil and guns and are the most right wing part of Canada.
Canada is just a chinese dependency now.
If you tried that shit in vancouver or toronto the chinese government would issue a declaration of war against the usa to defend their assets here.
best way to start ww3 imo
You should worry more about controlling your own streets with thugs like BLM around than about hypothetical expansion (the US will only shrink territorially from now on)
I DON'T WANT FRENCH CANADIANS BEING DRAGGED INTO THE US BECAUSE OF A BUNCH OF KEKED LOYALIST DESCENDANTS
You can't even fix your own shit. I'm just saying desu I have no confidence in your abilities.
i will kill every nigger in this state before i let this shit happen. God help us if it comes to this
>Name one thing besides tim Hortans and plaid articles of clothing and maple syrup that separates us from burgers?
DUDE WEED
No take the maritimes we apparently have large deposits of oil off the coast lol fuck you Alberta.
Ohhhhh I get your kind. You're the queerbecer cry baby. I bet you voted for the Quebec separatists too eh? Bloc Queerbecwa?
Dude w33d lmao 420 ayyyyyyy
>Kill me
>with thugs like BLM around
They'll only be around as long as cops are willing to defend them
>the US will only shrink territorially from now on
We shall see, not that we need more land
>haha frenchies actually demand to be treated a certain way
>OH AMERICA MY MASTER PLEASE ANNEX US AND WE SHALL SERVE YOU AS YOU WISH
Loyalist cancer
My dad actually said that Trump reminds him of Gorbachev, for what it's worth
I don't want the blacks to be able to come here without going through customs. That's really the only sticking point.
Do it.
>My dad actually said that Trump reminds him of Gorbachev, for what it's worth
Erm... did he not hear about the wall?
More about him trying to resolve the internal contradictions plaguing America. Of course, when Gorbachev did this it resulted in the breakup of the USSR, so it remains to be seen with Trump
many asians here
>French fries get phone plans much cheaper than the rest of Canada to make you guys happy which comes out of our GST monthly
>French fries don't get tuition at a fraction of the price the rest of Canada pays which, again, comes out of our GST
>French fries riot in the streets when they even think about upping the cost you fags pay
>French fries literally try to cut us at the maritimes off from the rest of Canada with their teenage rebellious nature, and ask to use the dollar still after they separate (LOL)
You poor souls!! Your poor culture!! Fuck off you child. I hate you cucks. Why is there so many brown people in Quebec?
Better keep the money flowing, cuccboi.
And remember this: shitskins and Anglos are like the north and south of a magnet, they naturally attract. Hence why shitskins only live where there are also Anglos in Quebec
That's one of my favorite thing about Trump is that he steers the election debate into topics that were previously forbidden, like NATO, globalism, etc. It sounds a little bit like glasnost.
Are you in Quebec?
Round two then?
It remains to be seen if it's too late for a Gorbachev-like figure (Gorbachev himself came too late) or if the US will just break up regionally. It'd be better for the balance of power in North America if they did
Yes
We're too far gone, just nuke us senpai.
>burger jealousy of our freedoms reaches this level
You've been playing too much Fallout.
Britain can't save your ass this time if we decide to go for round 2 boy.
How does it feel being surrounded by shit skins? Last time I came through Montreal the amount of towel heads was shocking. Maybe they'll become the caliphate of Quebec, just so they don't destroy your precious "French culture" :^)
Filename fail
>Canada
>Culture
It never ceases to amaze me how many Canadians will shittalk Canada just to fit in with Sup Forums. If there's a problem with Canadian posters here it's not leafposting it's these self hating bitches.
The US are governed by corrupt retards that blow their countries budget on retarded wars like Iraq and Vietnam, their banking system is infinitely more retarded than Canadas, they've cucked themselves into paying thousands and thousands a year more in medical costs and don't live any longer and aren't in any better health, there are far fewer representatives per capita, and there is less choice in representatives. Sure Canada has left leaning tendancies I don't like but I'll take it any day over the retarded US system.
I don't get Canadians on Sup Forums. They see Bush Jr, Obongo, and shillary and start dreaming about how great it would be for them to run Canada? Why the fuck!? Canada needs to be fixed, but if we join the US it will never be fixed, we'll just be cucks forever.
>hurr durr im a nigger and want a part of land all for just niggers
"Why dont you go to africa then? Its your homeland after all.
>Naw we need it HERE because the white man built shit but we also want to separate ourselves from whitey
You probably live in a rural state. Try spending your entire childhood in downtown Toronto, it's the ultimate redpill.
I feel so sorry for you user. Run when you're able.
Nah, if you had the extra flags extension you'd see he's from Vancouver
>\dude like americans are so fucked man here in vancouver were chill like we got it figured out bro dude pass me that bong alright now let' SMONK A BIG WEEEEEED
That won't work, what we need is a civil war. A war between the people and the government. Maybe a few race wars as well.
And let me be clear, not the people that voted for Trudeau, they'd definitely be on the governments side. I mean REAL conservatives and patriots, military men who are willing to attempt a coup in Canada. Get rid of these phony politicians we have and MAKE CANADA GREAT AGAIN!
I agree, canada needs a coup to oust traitor puppet dictator justin "dude WEED lmao" trudeau.
This is a humanitarian mission, jewdeau has weapons of mass enrichment and he must be stopped.