Would you let them in?

Would you let them in?

yes i am a gentle man and very horny

Just lexi belle.

no their socks would stink up the place as they dry

no, i dont talk to strangers

Probably not, would be weird to have strangers come into my house. Maybe I'd lend them my phone or something.

No.

Why would they knock on my parents basement's door?

No, I don't trust women.

FREE

>Biggie T-Shirt

I don't allow plebs in my mansion.

HARD

having seen what they did to that poor gay man in the movie, no.

Why is lexi so perfect?

how do say no to free pusy

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>pretty eyes
>perfect teeth
I DON'T KNOW YOU! LET GO OF MY PURSE!

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Only if they let me in

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Not a chance. Not only do they show poor foresight by not checking the weather before going out, they are soaking wet. The will bring in all that water, be cold, ask for more stuff like towels and blankets.

By me giving them shelter so easily I will seem like a beta male and they won't fuck me.

Low budget Lexi Belle on the left.

no
too old

kek

>welcome to two years ago

lexi only
kill the other one

No, i never trust attractive people who take sudden interest in me.


You know what type of scene always bothered me? When SUPER COOL CHICK goes to some random guy at the bar and asks him "wanna fuck?" and they leave instantly. I'd be like "fuck no, you're gonna steal my kidneys"

take away their whorish make-up and clothing and they aren't even that attractive

lexi's fat and old now

free fucking pizza

I live in a hotel, so only if they had money on them

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Why are you lying?

>No, i never trust attractive people who take sudden interest in me.
Same. You know they want something from you, and it's definitely not the dick.

this desu

Those are some nice fake tits. I like fake tits when they don't go crazy, just pump them up a bit.

soap bubble are probably covering up the uggo scars tho

True. I am always surprised in this day and age that the scarring is still that bad.Worst is when the chick enlarges her nipples and there is shitty scaring all around it. Fucked up shit man.

virgen detected

nah, she has small teeth. 1/10 probably wouldnt bang unless near death

No. I'm not retarded enough to let random strangers into my house, unlike the main character of this movie.

unf

I'm not married so they wouldn't come to fuck me but if they did i'd let it happen

My house is already a mess, good lucking "destroying it"

what the fuck is this movie about

>take them in
>offer them drinks
>roofies.exe
>chain them to the basement wall and rape them for years
>make daughters with them
>when they're too old kill the mothers off
>keep raping the daughters and breed new daughters to rape

Two girls go to houses of married men, seduce them and then proceed to ruin their lives. The idea being "they cheated on their wives, they deserve to be punished".

>Please come in, I'm making eggs

This only seems like a good idea for a movie if you're a college student who smokes weed every day and has a fucking Boondock Saints poster on a wall, which i guess describes Roth's recent career pretty accurately

I would fuck her for days on end.

Go to bed Fritzel

Why are you telling me this?

>Keanu gets paid for this

He deserves it, he had a rough life.

reddit the post

no but I would let these two in

what if they had thick feminine penises and wanted you to let them in?

BANE? BANE? You're gonna crash me? You're gonna fucking crash me? Why? WHY? Because I caught you? You caught me! You caught ME! You came to MY plane! You came to ME! I got you Dr. Pavel, I brought you your hoods, you grabbed my fuckin' PRIZE! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You signed my flight plan, you both fucking signed my flight plan! It was FREE LOYALTY! Free fuckin' loyalty! Mosquito man just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're prisoners. Come on, get us on board! No one will know. Come on, call it in!" Oh, shoot a man, throw him out of a plane! It doesn't matter! BIG GUYS! HIRED GUNS! You don't give a fuck, you'll just crash anything, you'll just crash anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a Big guy, I'm a good agent! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna crash me? You're gonna crash me? Why? Why? 'Cause you crashed me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, I’M IN CHARGE HERE!

I'd chain them up in my dungeon and starve them to death.

I wouldn't even go back down there for 30 days and there would be a good chance that they would be dead from dehydration.

What if they're those rare really humble attractive people with weirdly high levels of insecurity? Those are the most genuine kinds of people.

I've only met like 2

>Would you let them in?
there is always something shady about a beautiful woman offering you company when you are not rich or famous

faggot, the reply

Only if I'm not the only one home. I don't feel like getting murdered

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