Can't even play Pokemon because of cuck Trudeau

>can't even play Pokemon because of cuck Trudeau

Why the fuck is a security audit necessary for this? It's just an app.

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>getting hit by a car.
>getting raped.
>getting murdered.
Justin just know you Canadians are to stupid and incompetent to play the game.

is that real? what fucking cuck

lol

Google accesses the camera on your phone and records inside your house. Not even joking.

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Trudeau is still negotiating the best deal with the NSA before this gets approved.

How does it feel to know that your country is less important than all these yuro countries LEAFS

israel with the bants

People have been playing it since its release here anyway.

>tfw dont use dogshit android device that allows unfettered access to all installed apps
>tfw apple allows you to deny camera access on per app basis

Someone with a clue understands

Image saved. Laughter was had all round

>100% charged

Lost it.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I WANT MY POKEYMANS

easy fix with a piece of tape

A FUCKING LEAF
I checked and there's a blue checkmark on our cuckminister's twitter. I mean, it's a really good attempt, I could have fucking believed it.

everyone here is already playing it though

You can't play it with the camera disabled. YouTube how it's played.

If you're not allowed to play, you win.

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Finland ?
hey that's us :DDDDDD

well fuck you then, I can download the app here but no pokemon or stops are available

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the fact that this made me check is pretty sad

Haha god damn

>Not on airplane mode

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No this is memes

Source

>Google play set to Uk
>Get pkm go anyway

Yes you can, you can use a generic background instead of AR.

youtube.com/watch?v=TW1qPP0snF4

>kids say govt has power to regulate xyz
>lol but socialism is good
>govt fucks wit ur pokemons
>at last, they truly see.

Well he can't say that he doesn't want rampant faggotry on the streets, he loves that.

Hur hur hur you don't know shit about Android I can do the same thing. Fuck off apple fag

But user...you can play

>To Protect the world from Devestation
>To ensure the safety of our nation
>To denounce the evils of truth and love

>to ensure the safety of Canadians, Pokemon Go is under security audit
>#refugeeswelcome
>Trudeau

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Canada. What went wrong?

Is that a real quote?

>pic related is not, clearly

This guy doesn't know shit. Niantic used to be owned by Google but they were spun off as their own company last year.

>letting pokemon go win like that

what a bunch of fucking cucks

Audible kek

Is this what will bring down Trudeau?

> literally no blue check mark
> 500 replies
> pol is retarded

>he fell for the verified meme

>Flag
>Retarded and autistic

> If you pay Pokemon Go, they win

Jew bantz best bantz. Can I be your goyim apprentice shlomo?

What the fuck since when do you get your own flag?

>pokemon go is audited
>rapefugees aren't
Really makes you think.

ahahahaha he's treating a country like kids

Underrated post.

If you're the one that let in all the rapefugees, then you can also allow the people to play Pokemon Go.

CANADA NO!

>needs security to permit an app into the country
> but none for terrorists

>car accidents
>muggings
>murders
>rapes
>CIA tracking data
>grown men running around playing pretend

Justin's dumb, but he's smart enough to know Pokemon GO is a bad idea. He also knows you're not 10 years old anymore.

>no france
>no germany
>no UK
>no Italy
>no Spain

why do the small shitty EU countries get it before us :((

>If you catch them all, you lose

>Poland
I-is this real?

XDDDDDDDDDD

Aye lads.

How is it having less freedom than a toothpaste?

> implying my house ever has any pokemon near it.

>yfw your country created Pokemon and you still can't play it

Why, you wanna walk around staring at your phone and flick balls at birds in a flash tier game?
Go for a bike ride, ffs.

Because with those.countries you don't. have to worry that muslim grooming gangs would use it to hunt little children. Enjoy your diversity.

If your citizen dies you win.

You fucking cunts better not be the ones crashing our servers.

>>tfw apple allows you to deny camera access on per app basis

apple logging everything and selling it, government employees not allowed to use apple products for this reason

don't worry gundam, you're still leagues ahead of us in tentacle porn

All the people playing it before it releases in their country is what's killing the servers

>omg Nintendo get it together
>youre so out of touch, you're a terrible company
>just fix your game that I'm playing before its released in my country and before they get more servers to accommodate our population
It's like, don't fucking complain that the drinking water is dirty if YOU'RE the one dipping your filthy feet in it

>I hate fun

I can go for a bike ride and catch some pookimans. Why not?

So that's why my game is lagging

FUCK YOU FRENCH FUCKS

>just an app

>why do the countries that aren't islamic shitholes get it before us
ftfy

If that's real, then Truduea finally did something good as PM.

Pokemon go is fucking cancer and needs to be purged as well as anyone "playing" it.

Riding a bike is fun. Constantly stopping to play a mobile physics app just so you can show everyone online that you caught some cartoon monsters you were obsessed with when you were 12 is autism.

Because they didn't put it under security audit in order to ensure the safety of their people.

Get fucked frenchie
you probably downloaded it then surrendered to it like always

Thank you based Trudeau for removing Sup Forums babies

All hail overseer Trudeau.

Niantic need to get their shit together. We were going fine for a few days, then it started going to shit again once the game dropped in Europe.

With the amount of money they are making hand over fist there should be something they can do.

why can't you?

I'm Australian on holidays.

I was in England a few weeks ago, literally everyone person I saw working behind a counter was a nigger, a paki, an arab or polish lel.

Didn't speak to one anglo person my entire time there.

Well Sup Forums?

That's what happens when you visit London lad. Should have visited Cornwall, the last vestige of the white man.

>Constantly stopping
I fucking wish
The game vibrates when a Pokemon is nearby so you can stop and catch it
During a 2 hour bike ride I only found one Pokemon and it was a fucking pidgey

> keeps pokemon go out of Canada
> imports thousands of rapefugees

Nurse Joy
Alternatively gardevoir

I can't even tell if this is satire or real anymore. Post link or get out

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That number 3 spot isn't too far out of reach Canacucks

The UK has PokemonGo

Considering the App had full access to all it's users emails, i think this is actually justified.

All 5 of those countries should be in the top 3

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>went for a walk
>see 20+ virgins walking around the park with phones out
>every once in a while they group up and then continue