Be American

>Be American
>Change your cultural identity whenever you want

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Really the most powerful people in the world.

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>Kyle

Fucking Americans and their names

>be a mutt with 1/64th of every kind of genetic material
>change heritage whenever you want
sounds convenient tbqh

>lord John Flemming VI
>lady Janet Stewart
Does this retard actually delude himself into believing that his noble ancestors moved to America? These fucking websites just tell you what you want to wear, except now he'll unironically think "we was irish lords and shit!!".

Italian version

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There's a mutt version too.

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What nationality are you?

"I'm everything"

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>teehee my black slave ancestors got raped by the white slave owners, oopsies! looks like I got white DNA now, so kewl!
What do African-Americans mean by this?

>Ancestry user Kyle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

this is sad.

Have Americans reached the latest stage of Judaism? Are they even humans anymore? Or are they considered a different species? They kinda remind me of John Carpenter's The Thing.

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this fucking shit. Wew, lad

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so basically you're nothing

Beyond words

Must be troubling for people who ask her about her nationality when she answers with her guessed ethnicity instead.

It's almost like if they are ashamed to say they have a US passport.

Nah, most Americans just tend to conflate ethnicity with nationality. It's why so many make the mistake of applying the "you were in born in x, therefore you are x" logic to old world countries.

there is unironically nothing wrong with Kyle

>Give your DNA and personal information to us willingly to meme easier.
I wonder what is their price for buying that information they are holding. People are such idiots.

why americans so interested in their heritage, most australians vomit at the thought of being reminded that we have british in us

Hyper-individualistic culture where everyone needs to feel speshul instead of plain American.

Except for the fact that equating German ancestry to wearing Lederhosen and hick dances is about as insulting as equating American ancestry to liking NASCAR, country music and incest.

I bet he was eating sauerkraut at breakfast, with his bacon.

Now he switched to shepherd pie

Everyone likes to WE WUZ (legitimately or not) every once and a while

Only burgers.

>What is mämmi? Where from Russia are you from?

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Hahahahahahha. This proves that L*tinos are even worse

>this thread

Because most Americans have non-British in them as well.
I've been to Canada, don't really see a difference between us and them
#NotAllAmericansWithGermanAncestry
Those are primarily the people with German immigrant ancestors that jerk off to modern Germany. People with colonial german ancestors are just proud that their ancestors were smart enough to leave.

lol she literally looks like le 56% face

Its always Finns and Russians that post this. Compensating for something?

That's some serious american mongrely

>CAWMPENCHATING FOR SHOMEDING?

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Growing up we were Anglo-Saxon.
We danced in an Anglo-Saxon dance group, we wore tunics...
When I first got on Ancestry I was really surprised that I wasn't finding all these Mercian kangz in my tree.
I decided to have my DNA tested through Ancestry DNA.
The big surprise was... we're not Anglo-Saxon at all. 52% of my DNA comes from Cornwall and Wales.
So... I traded in my tunic for some braccae.

Well shes Latin American so yeah

She's obviously from the US. She has an american accent.

>#NotAllAmericansWithGermanAncestry
That goes without saying, naturally.
But still, North Rhine-Westphalia is more representative of Germany than Bavaria, and most Germans see Bavarians as hicks which are barely capable of human speech.

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"american"
Her parents/grandparents are immigrants I guarantee you. She says she's Hispanic at the beginning.
If an "American" has an ancestor that got to the USA after 1783, that person is not an American, hes immigrant subhuman.

>how Cornish """separatists""" came to be

>1783
>not 1683

uhm, sweetie, you may want to go back to your rocks in ulster xx

Yeah I know, I was just saying that this is more of the shit that you see with people with immigrant backgrounds, not everyone with a German last name jerks off to the modern state.
Another reason we shouldn't have accepted any immigrants.

Yeah, Ulster Scots and Palatine Germans were a mistake as well.

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my surname is French so I identify as French

merci !

I identity as German American fight me.
I hate your shithole country and take pride that my ancestors left

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Are you dancing as well?

when did your ancestors leave though

The fact you call it a shithole just shows that you have no authority on the subject, so why would anyone care.

If you say so, Kyle.

Still keep your lederhosen just in case?

I'm half italian since my father is mostly italian but with some polish mixed in and my mother is mostly german but with italian also and her grandmother was primarily scottish and 1/16 french and my dad's grandfather was polish but moved to saxony so that means it's german instead and also I'm irish because my great great grandfather married an irish woman

between 1725 and 1776

It's a globalist trick

Pennsylvania Dutch?

How proud you must be that your ancestor was the first to flee on a boat.

What a glorious past.

>lederhosen
I don't know what the fuck that is.
I just googled it and its apparently Bavarian.
I'm insulted, I'm not C*thlic.

*capitalist

No South carolina, Dutch Fork.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Fork

You can't really blame us dude.
Most of us just know that we're definitely some mix of germanic and 25% Dutch or English or whatever.

Everyone kind of stopped caring about retaining ethnic values and American culture is now bankrupt due to a shit media pushing degeneracy.

>mix of germanic and 25% Dutch or English
>American education
Dutch and English are subgroups of Germanic.
Learn the difference between German and Germanic dumbass

funny enough my surname actually originates from the Normans : )

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Fork
>Dutch here is a corruption of the term deutsch (which means German in the German language).

*so* sick of this meme, has been proven to etymologically untrue multiple times

>Map of the Dutch Fork area in SC between the Broad and Saluda rivers
>gave the area its name—Dutch Fork for deutsch Volk (German people)
>live in a Fork of a river, call it a fork
>heh, fork is obviously a corrupt of the word Volk!

who the FUCK wrote this article?

I know you fucking tard.
I'm saying we can usually definitely pin down a recent migrant which would allow you to know you're 25% X (usually Germanic), and the rest is some vague germanic mix.

MUH

Where did he say they moved to America, Muhammad ibn-Pierre?

You look very dumb tho, so definitely fully American

Yeah I didn't actually read the article.
That person was clearly just pulling stuff out of his ass, but it actually is a place.

>What are you, what are you, what are you? I probably got that question three to four times a week.
...the fuck?

Yeah sorry I don't know what some random ass costume from Bavaria is.

you're Carolina Dutch, drop this """German-American""" meme, that's for the stupid Catholics whose ancestors came in 1890 and have a Bundesadler flag on their VW

What's an ass costume?

The funniest ones are from Spics.
They are always so surprised that they have white ancestors.
Than they are surprised they have Indigenous ancestors.
Than they are surprised that they have black ancestors.
Like what the fuck were they expecting. Did they think that there was some long existing Latin American Race or something?

mhhhurwhap ass mouuegermousney fuck

yuorubloor

what if your ancestors moved to germany
dna isnt ethnicity
fucking burgers

Yeah I agree. "german american" is primarily used by recent immigrants who jerk off to modern day Germany

>My maternal grandmother had the french.
She makes it sound like an STD.

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Kek, maybe they assumed they were a type of cabbage patch doll.

niggers always say they're part Indian when they're light-skinned

there's probably significantly more slave-owning ancestry among blacks than among whites, even southern whites

>even southern whites
Among whites in general maybe, but among southern whites definitely not, except maybe in like Appalachia.

>4 grandparents were european
>still looks like a shitskin

Never understood American obsession with heritage.
In Russia everyone just call themselve russians.
We don't really care that much about our roots.
Everyone has mixed blood to some proportions.
Even if I have blood of some europeans in me doesn't mean I am european too.
I am just russian. I've lived here, speak the language and interact with all sorts of people.


Yet, Americans want to be !americans somehow and at the same yell how US of A is the greatest country on Earth.
Just strange in my opininon

>31% Spain/Portugal
>33$ Native American
>"I'm not latino, I'm everything!"

>in russia everyone just call themselves russians

That's because russians are an actual people and Russia is an actual country with actual culture. Am*rica is a meme country.

>That's because russians are an actual people
lol

Plenty of Australians have Irish in them too but we don't pretend to be Irish like Americans

It's not only the US but it's the new world in general seriously. They're heritagefags all over south of the border.

So their genome is virtually non-existent in you?

Says the Brazilian.
At least we only ethnic mixed, you guys full on race mixed.

No it actually is. It isn't just one ancestor, its several, which is why I gave such a broad range.

what's the difference?

you're the Carolina Dutch fellow?

do you still speak any German down there?

so what, three or four of the 32?

nope.
Just in Ireland they don't speak Irish, yet they still call themselves Irish.

No. Way more than that.

Maybe because they actually live in Ireland?