Me? I'd be the Private Joker of my unit.
If you were drafted into WWIII, which soldier character from film would you most closely resemble?
Adrian Carter
Kayden Harris
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James Hernandez
Private Cowboy cus I'm a manlet and I would try my hardest to not get shit from the Sergeant
Nathan White
Adrian Brody from the thin red line, his eyes told how terrified he was.
Caleb Miller
You post threads like this to escape reality? I don't need this shit. I am reality.
Jace Evans
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Sebastian James
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Kayden Ortiz
I just know I'd be in a world of shit.
Austin Brooks
BAYONETS!
Juan Rivera
The nerd that pierces the sheet of paper with his pen
Joshua Clark
no doubt in my mind
Aaron Clark
...
Michael Scott
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Brandon Powell
The black kid from apocalypse now because that's literally what I imagine I look like when I dance to music
Also
>Just realized last week that was fucking Laurence fishburne
Jaxson Diaz
Despite the bants, Joker was also brave. Even Gunny admitted to it.
Chances are you wouldn't keep up the bants after getting hit. You'd also shit yourself in the heat of battle.
Christopher Garcia
Crap!
Nathan Johnson
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Chase Mitchell
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Joshua Fisher
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Brayden Scott
i wanna be the moving box
Asher Nelson
i'm the soldier that gets used as a meat shield in hacksaw ridge
Anthony Martin
Thank you for clarifying!
Brayden Howard
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Colton Foster
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Ian Bennett
>"Gump, how did you put that weapon together so fast?!"
>"YOU TOLD ME TOO DRILL SERGEANT"
>"Goddamnit Gump! You're going to be a general someday!"
Lincoln Green
dumb cunt, that movie is Vietnam, not WW2
stupid motherfucker
Luke Russell
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Jacob Foster
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Justin Gomez
>nearly all the cast is six feet or higher except for cowboy and eightball
full metal jacket is anti-manlet kino
Daniel Roberts
i'm pretty much pic related irl desu
Liam Cook
Good pick.
Chamberlain was badass
Hunter Sanchez
same here
Adam Young
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Dominic Howard
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Bentley Ortiz
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Lincoln Taylor
>If you were drafted into WWIII...
I WOULD NOT BE DRAFTED; I WOULD VOLUNTEER.
>... which soldier character from film would you most closely resemble?
THE SOLITARY SNIPER, OR THE ASOCIAL HERO.
Lucas Gray
This.
Adam Reed
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Lincoln Brooks
I hope you're the first casualty of WWIII
Nathaniel Harris
>I WOULD NOT BE DRAFTED; I WOULD VOLUNTEER.
good goyim
Brandon Harris
me on the right
Samuel Rivera
?
I WOULD BE FIGHTING ON THE ARYANIST SIDE AGAINST THE ZIONIST FORCES.
MY PROFESSIONAL CAREER WILL CULMINATE IN THE BATTLE OF ARMAGEDDON, AMONG DEAD FLESH, OVER BLOODIED SOIL, UNDER A RED SKY.
Henry Green
>ARYANIST SIDE
which side is that?
Nicholas Sanchez
I DO NOT COMPREHEND THE QUESTION.
Brayden Johnson
good goyim
Zachary Rogers
Idiot.
Isaiah Turner
goyim
John Reed
probably this guy
youtube.com
Aiden Mitchell
At least say the correct form of the word if you're going to meaninglessly parrot it like an idiot.
Goy = singular.
Goyim = plural.
Isaac Edwards
goyim
Hunter Peterson
>top was with jews
>bottom was without jews
Why do you fascist think you'll live in some technologically advanced utopia when you were so far behind during World War 2?
Logan Martinez
So a soldier that can't walk the walk.
Adrian Scott
Bill Murray's character in Stripes.
Making a mockery of the military and singing songs during marches.
Hudson Evans
>Why do you fascist think you'll live in some technologically advanced utopia
"Tree's and grass are technology"
t. a proud liberal
John Nelson
Same.
Sebastian Morgan
You magnificent bastard...
Elijah Thompson
>me kicking back
Gabriel Harris
Animal Mother, because that's who I was in Afghanistan for 8 years before they wanted me to be an instructor.
Michael Rodriguez
I don't know, but I hope I someone in my squad will say "it's quiet" so I can respond with "yeah, too quiet."
Xavier Collins
Pretty sure there were tons of Jews in the Bolshevik army.
Sebastian Hughes
1. NATIONAL SOCIALISM, AND FASCISM, ARE TWO DIFFERENT, AND MUTUALLY DISTINCT, IDEOLOGIES.
2. THE PICTURE ABOVE DEPICTS GERMANY UNDER A ZIONIST REGIME, FROM A VIEW CONVENIENTLY FAR ENOUGH TO OBFUSCATE THE WIDESPREAD ABJECT MISERY.
THE PICTURE BELOW DEPICTS THE ARYANIST NATION HAVING BEEN DESTROYED BY THE ZIONIST FORCES IN RETALIATION FOR ITS STRUGGLE FOR AUTARKY.
3. TECHNOLOGICAL IMPROVEMENT IS MERELY A MEANS, NOT AN END; TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT IS NOT THE NATIONAL PURPOSE OF AN ARYANIST COUNTRY, NOR SHOULD IT BE FOR ANY COUNTRY, IN OPPOSITION TO ZIONISTS WHO ENVISION HYPERTECHNOLOGICAL FANTASIES, AND REGARD TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT AS THE HIGHEST IDEAL TOWARD WHICH A PEOPLE CAN ASPIRE.
Landon Watson
>fascist so stupid to see the clearly futuristic architecture
I'm not a liberal but what do I expect from some one who worships a man that took Germany from one of the most powerful nations in Europe(no thanks to him) and turned it into the 5th most powerful nation in Berlin.
Asher Reyes
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Chase Robinson
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Jonathan Foster
Whichever one dies while doing the Wilhelm Scream.
David Morales
I'll be your Odball
Zachary Murphy
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Nolan Evans
Oh you mean the abject misery of having your country almost fully recovered from the depression until Hitler went "watch me fuck up this economy"
The picture below shows what happens when you want to wage a war of genocidal aggression on the world and try to fuck with the GREATRIOTS who serve this great melting pot.
Chase Reyes
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Ethan Edwards
>Eco-huts are futuristic technology
kek, are you a mongoloid?
Jayden Reed
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Jacob Thomas
did you read his book?
Isaiah Ross
>hurr durr I'm too stupid to look at a building and tell what material it's made out of.
get rekt cuck.
Isaiah Morris
That would be mix between private Joker and private Pile, sir.
Anthony Morales
Lucas Green
Fuck off, Jew apologist.
Kayden Bailey
I pilot. I fly.
Gabriel Foster
>so beta that he blames a whole race of people for his short coming.
Let me spell it for you
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Colton Collins
>I can't tell wood from futuristic metal
you're literally drooling all over yourself, retard jew-boy
Colton Torres
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Jack Hill
>thinks wood is metal
that would explain why the nazis couldn't make a any tanks worth a shit
Evan Bell
Obengruppenfuhrer John Smith of course.
youtube.com
Adam Nguyen
nazis are the literal definition of cuck
Camden Cox
>SPRINGFIELD, SPRINGFIELD
Brayden Wright
>thinks metal is wood
Does your caregiver have to wipe your feces crusted anus?
Ethan Phillips
Underrated
Kayden Miller
BERNIE BERNIE BERNIE
Chase Morris
>can't come up with a legit argument after being proven wrong time and time again
>resorts to personal attacks
I can see your throwing in the towel just like the "ubermensch" did.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Watch out.
>Doing anything besides meticulously stacking up a massive body count.
Ethan Walker
Didn't vote for bernie but nice try kiddo.
Benjamin Flores
>I can see your throwing in the towel just like the "ubermensch" did.
I bet your caregiver wipes your dirty ass with a towel, mongolini
Wyatt Ramirez
klinger from mash
Dylan Jones
Dead before the beach huh ? Atleast you're realistic.
Connor Gutierrez
>all these fags falling all over themselves to be maimed or die as cannon fodder instead of acquiring as much personal power as possible
I'll be right where I belong...
>in the rear
>with the gear
Jace Rogers
>I GOT THE LAST POST IN I WIN! LALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA
Ayden Peterson
I can appreciate a man who's honest
Caleb Stewart
>communists didn't invade berlin
>communists weren't jewish
William Miller
>literally every slav that invaded was jewsih
>you actually believe this
Isaiah Robinson
With a swastika carved deep into your forehead.
Asher Thompson
The fatpile, Not for The fat part (I'm fit af and exercise daily) but because I lack motor skills genetically